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Why Link Shouldn't Date Ruto

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This game is easy and fun. Basically every post is a reason why Link should not date Ruto. It may sound boring but once things get deep it's really fun. I'll start.

The possibility of a deformed child.

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1. It's not canon

2. It's crossbreeding

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1. All the horrible diseases fish can carry

2. They're under age

3. Her dad's a fat dude which is really saying something

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1: I doubt it would be legal, because Nintendo didn't authorize it!

2: Link can give her the stupid stone back after he beats the game, which is when they would date, obviously. LOOPHOLE!

3: Link is a kid after he beats the game.^It's True!

4: Fish are for living, not for reproducing with humans. ^ It's crossbreeding, as SJ said.

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5: YOU KNOW WHY...

6: She works as a stripper in the Great Bay GAY BAR.

6: She ate all of her other children and husbands, and is STILL pregnant.

7: She's married to TINGLE. :huh:

8: Her best friends are Navi and tatl.

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5: YOU KNOW WHY...

6: She works as a stripper in the Great Bay GAY BAR.

6: She ate all of her other children and husbands, and is STILL pregnant.

7: She's married to TINGLE. :huh:

8: Her best friends are Navi and tatl.

Personally I like tatl.

10. She is a "fish" Link is "hylian" it would never work.

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11. Hylian Fish People would rock... so YES go with your originally forced to be wife.

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Link would be a horribly abusive husband and hit Ruto constantly.

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On the bright side though, at least he will be marrying a rich girl (well she is a princess! ... but then again, so is zelda..)

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Ruto is a fish though. I'm not sure if they can even properly have a baby. They'll have to adopt.

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12. Link shouldn't date Ruto because she is the guardian sage of the hardest, most frustrating temple of all the Zelda games.

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^ but it's Cool!

13. cause she eats fish, and therefore would have fishbreath, killing link when she kissed him.

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