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Its mainly populated by intolerant peasants

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Roflmao! Cannibals??? XD

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xD

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Do you know who posted that? XD *can't stop laughing*

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lawl cannibals where!?

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Rofl I want to go there so badly...

reminds me of Resi4

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Oh, wow. Your hometown sounds quite pleasant, Eye. :squint: I'd visit, but I've got no spare human flesh to distract the intolerant peasants with. I hope you understand. :mellow:

Seriously, who wrote that? :lol:

Read the revised version HERE.

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me and some friends wrote it xD took some hours before it got deleted...

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Here is a conversation me and Anna had.It was what would happen if we went to Orje.Some of the stuff we said was lost,though...

<HylianForrunner>.............-takes Anna's phone-

<HylianForrunner>Want me to answer him?

<AmayaXGaara>no

<HylianForrunner>-phone rings-

<HylianForrunner>answer it?

<AmayaXGaara>hell yeah

<AmayaXGaara>?

<AmayaXGaara>yes

<AmayaXGaara>...

<HylianForrunner>-shoots it-

<HylianForrunner>ok

<AmayaXGaara>wth!!!

<HylianForrunner>I can barely hear you in that body bag....

<HylianForrunner>.........how hot is it in there?

<HylianForrunner>-cuts hole in bag-

<HylianForrunner>you can see now

<HylianForrunner>I just wanted to let you see this

<HylianForrunner>-holds up body bag-

<HylianForrunner>LOOK!!!!

<HylianForrunner>A LIVE ONE!!!

<HylianForrunner>Norwiegan:[listening:hgiawhntgawigauhtwrtighatghawiuhtgioawngaw]Wtf is he saying?

<HylianForrunner>HER HAIR TASTES GOOD!!!

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:WTMOTHERF ARE YOU SAYING???

<HylianForrunner>Anna.....

<HylianForrunner>wtf is he saying?

<AmayaXGaara>Idk...I speak japanese nt norwiegan

<HylianForrunner>...........

<HylianForrunner>DOES ANYONE HERE SPEAK JAPANESE???

<AmayaXGaara>lol

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:[eating a jap girl]HAI!!!!!!

<HylianForrunner>Umm....

<HylianForrunner>Anna

<AmayaXGaara>Koko ni nihon-go o hanaseru hito wa imasu ka

<AmayaXGaara>yeah

<AmayaXGaara>?

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:WTF IS SHE SAYING???

<HylianForrunner>do you see all this?

<AmayaXGaara>nihon-go hanasemasu...

<AmayaXGaara>wakarimasu ka

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:TALK CORRECTLY!!!!

<AmayaXGaara>sou desu ka...

<AmayaXGaara>nande?

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:Hey....look at that bag that one kid has

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:Look at his jacket...

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:HOLY SHYT ITS HES FROM THE US ARMY /AND/ HE'S A JOURNALIST!!!!

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:KILL HIM!!!!!

<HylianForrunner>-suddenly Norweigans start scambling up the house-

<HylianForrunner>Um....

<HylianForrunner>-holds bag in front of face-

<HylianForrunner>Anna,...

<HylianForrunner>How the hell do we get out of this?

<AmayaXGaara>u got us into this

<AmayaXGaara>figure it out

<HylianForrunner>!!!!

<AmayaXGaara>kik

<AmayaXGaara>lol

<HylianForrunner>I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!!!!

<AmayaXGaara>?

<HylianForrunner>-throws body bag into middle of village-

<AmayaXGaara>...

<HylianForrunner>ok that wasnt the one with you in it

<AmayaXGaara>i was about to say...

<HylianForrunner>about to say what?

<HylianForrunner>whatever

<HylianForrunner>-throws body bag WITH ANNA IN IT into middle of village-

<HylianForrunner>-Norweigans start scrambling over each other to get to it-

<HylianForrunner>-runs off-

<AmayaXGaara>i thought u asked how do WE get out of this~

<AmayaXGaara>!

<HylianForrunner>OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP RUNNING RUNNING!!!

<HylianForrunner>yeah....

<HylianForrunner>you see....

<HylianForrunner>your still slung over my shoulder

<HylianForrunner>I cloned you

<HylianForrunner>so I took /three/ body bags with me

<HylianForrunner>an empty one

<AmayaXGaara>O_o

<HylianForrunner>one with you in it

<HylianForrunner>and one with your clone in it

<HylianForrunner>So your clone is doomed

<HylianForrunner>TAKE IT AWAY GIR!!!

<AmayaXGaara>-gir sings doom song-

<AmayaXGaara>^_^

<HylianForrunner>[link]

<AmayaXGaara>^_^

<HylianForrunner>lol

<HylianForrunner>THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!!

<HylianForrunner>AND I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE SAYING!!!

<AmayaXGaara>lol

<HylianForrunner>-phone rings-

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:You hear that?

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:Hell yeah...

<HylianForrunner>Norweigan:CHARGE!!!!!!

<HylianForrunner>DAMMIT ANNA THIS IS YOUR PHONE'S FAULT!!!

<HylianForrunner>-looks at phone-

<HylianForrunner>its your mom

<HylianForrunner>Hello?

<AmayaXGaara>I thought u shot my phone...

<HylianForrunner>taht was your clone's phone

<HylianForrunner>I can clone solid objects as well as humans

<HylianForrunner>uhuh....

<HylianForrunner>no

<HylianForrunner>that isnt anything

<HylianForrunner>just some crazed canibal Norweigans charging after us

<AmayaXGaara>lol

<HylianForrunner>no she's fine

<HylianForrunner>she told me to answer it and talk to you

<HylianForrunner>idk why

<HylianForrunner>but she's just fine

<HylianForrunner>[memory of tossing body bag flashes]

<HylianForrunner>ok

<HylianForrunner>bye

<HylianForrunner>-hangs up-

<HylianForrunner>-tosses phone-

<HylianForrunner>Anna

<HylianForrunner>if I were to let you out of this body bag right now...

<HylianForrunner>what would you do?\]

<AmayaXGaara>run...

<HylianForrunner>you wouldnt do anything to me?

<AmayaXGaara>depends...

<HylianForrunner>on what?

<HylianForrunner>ok I have an idea

<HylianForrunner>-sets tree on fire-

<HylianForrunner>there

<AmayaXGaara>-smiles-

<HylianForrunner>-accidentally sets body bag on fire-

<AmayaXGaara>-watches tree-

<HylianForrunner>Anna

<AmayaXGaara>yeah?

<HylianForrunner>the body bag's on fire

<HylianForrunner>.........with you in it

<AmayaXGaara>so...

<AmayaXGaara>ur not gonna put it out?

<HylianForrunner>that means its going to burn you to death

<HylianForrunner>I dont feel tahts my responsibility

<AmayaXGaara>I won't die if u put the fire out

<AmayaXGaara>so I guess I'm gonna die

<HylianForrunner>Have a nice day in hell ^)^

<HylianForrunner>^_^

<HylianForrunner>-lets Anna out-

<HylianForrunner>there...

<HylianForrunner>umm....

<HylianForrunner>Lord....Kazekage....

<HylianForrunner>we're screwed....

<HylianForrunner>completely....

<HylianForrunner>this is all your phone's fault....

<AmayaXGaara>so...

<HylianForrunner>welll,

<HylianForrunner>actually,

<HylianForrunner>its your mom's fault....

<HylianForrunner>-randomly appears in some random house-

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roflmao XD

can't wait to tell my friends about this^^

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roflmao XD

can't wait to tell my friends about this^^

lol I had to knock her out and put her in a body bag.At first it was some random kid calling,then it was Gaara calling.When I told everyone about Anna,I climbed on top of a house.Just clearing that up.

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Sorry for the double post...

BRINGIMG THIS TOPIC BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE I BADLY WANT PEOPLE TO READ ABOUT MY TRIP TO ORJE!!!

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Interesting article Eot.

And HF, I hope you had fun in Orje.

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Dude, can your GF teach me how to speak Japanese? Here is what I want to translate:

First:

Hi, my name is bob.

Then:

Actually, It's joe.

Then:

I'm just kiddin' ya.

That would be great. Thanks.

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