In Soviet Russia....

[=Zoe= 3]

In soviet Russia the Posts Post the Posters!

[Fierce Muffin 490]

In Soviet Russia

George W. Bush is smart.

: D...

[PokeFan 0]

in soviet russia pokemon rule da' world and they catch you.

ex) YOU JUST CAUGHT A MR. POKEFAN!!!!

[Max 10]

in soviet russia, people are nice

[Michael 290]

In Soviet Russia George W. Bush is Wanted as PREZ?!

[Otis McNutt 395]

Want more "Soviet Russia" Jokes then look up the comedy stylings of Cold War favorite Yakov Smirnov the originator of the gags.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

(I'm sure the actual structure of these is, "In Soviet Russia, *noun* *verbs* YOU.")

As such, I will quote our Kimmiez, even though I refer to it as one of my many death related quotes.

"In Soviet Russia, suicide commits YOU."

Funfun.

Sahaqiel

[LDGM 0]

(I'm sure the actual structure of these is, "In Soviet Russia, *noun* *verbs* YOU.")

As such, I will quote our Kimmiez, even though I refer to it as one of my many death related quotes.

"In Soviet Russia, suicide commits YOU."

Funfun.

Sahaqiel

in soviet russia, the berlin wall was built to prevent unlucky inhabitants from escaping.

[eyeoftruth 2]

in soviet Russia they knew how to organize economy.

Death to america

[Sahaqiel 1232]

^I applaud thee. *Shifty glances*

In Soviet Russia, hands clap YOU.

[Digiboy201860 0]

In soviet russia you dont just play war games it is one

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Some people just don't know how to make a Soviet Russia joke, therefore, I make up for it with this:

In Soviet Russia

The fools pitied Mr. T, that's why there is no more Soviet Russia

[Kimmy 0]

(I'm sure the actual structure of these is, "In Soviet Russia, *noun* *verbs* YOU.")

As such, I will quote our Kimmiez, even though I refer to it as one of my many death related quotes.

"In Soviet Russia, suicide commits YOU."

Funfun.

Sahaqiel

In Soviet Russia, hat wears you!

Also...

Snowman makes you.

Music listens to you.

Wrists cut you.

Etc etc.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

In Soviet Russia

Russia is Soviet

In Soviet Russia

Sword swings you

In Soviet Russia

Mouse clicks you

In Soviet Russia

Soviet Russia makes "In North America..." jokes (Oh noes : o)

In Soviet Russia

Book reads you

In Soviet Russia

House builds you

In Soviet Russia

Light turns you on (Heh >___>)

In Soviet Russia

Food eats you

In Soviet Russia

Game plays you

In Soviet Russia

Plane flies you

In Soviet Russia

Clothing wears you (Oh my : o)

[Chef Nonsense 0]

In Soviet Russia

Russia is Soviet

In Soviet Russia

Sword swings you

In Soviet Russia

Mouse clicks you

In Soviet Russia

Soviet Russia makes "In North America..." jokes (Oh noes : o)

In Soviet Russia

Book reads you

In Soviet Russia

House builds you

In Soviet Russia

Light turns you on (Heh >___>)

In Soviet Russia

Food eats you

In Soviet Russia

Game plays you

In Soviet Russia

Plane flies you

In Soviet Russia

Clothing wears you (Oh my : o)

indeed.

In soviet russia

The smoothies blend you.

In Soviet Russia

It is "Zelda of Legend The"

In Soviet Russia

ice cream churns you

In soviet russia

Paper cuts you.(it does that anywhere)

In soviet russia

The pools swim in you.(... )