Everything V.S. Everything

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What if everything from every single game, movie, planet, anime, reality, dimension, etc. Met everything and one from all of the other games, movies, planets, etc. In an all out war?

Here's how it goes. I try to make a war scenario. You either continue you or post a different version, and then someone else either posts their version or continues one.

Here's how I think it will start:

Dane cook will be preforming to a crowd, when all of a sudden a Giant Nuke will blow up the stage. Then every army from war games will come, including lots of stick people. Then the pirates of the Carribean will come and shoot canonballs and pillage town and kill people. Then a bunch of jedi will come in and slaughter lots of people. Then Ryu and every single person from anime will fight. Then Sam Fisher will come in and hide and never be seen until.....

Now you either continue the story or post your own version.

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...until Goku comes and Spirit Bombs the place. However, the Belmonts are able to create a shield around half of the island, and Superman flies away. Harry Potter and friends boost the shields endurance, at the cost of Luigi's life. But then, Dark Helmet destroys that sield, and laughs his maniacle laugh. But then, he spots something in the distance! After five minutes, it turns out the thing in the distance was...

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...Leif with the belt of Deltora clashing swords with Link...

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So then Master cheif runs in a halls some *Beep* to Mexico.

Then Llloyd Irving comes in and tries to end the swordfight.....

Until a Random Neko......

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started a whisky business with jim beam and jack daniels, who then toasted whisky in jamaica to celebrate the release of the princess bride 2, when elvis's spirit, which lives inside a disco ball, regains it's human form and then takes over the business of trash disposal and then the whisky company decide to do....

[The Minish Link 1]

Advertise duff beer., resulting in THOUSANDS of deaths, and because of Elvis's spirit telling them to drink it.

So then while we are watching this amazing war, Godzilla comes in, and stomps on an ant, but unfortunatly, it was a chemically implanted ant that shrunk him to the size of an ant. So then Odiheemay (Did I spell it right, without accents?) from Bleach....

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Advertise duff beer., resulting in THOUSANDS of deaths, and because of Elvis's spirit telling them to drink it.

So then while we are watching this amazing war, Godzilla comes in, and stomps on an ant, but unfortunatly, it was a chemically implanted ant that shrunk him to the size of an ant. So then Odiheemay (Did I spell it right, without accents?) from Bleach....

Fuses kingstones with every living minish to form an ultimate kingstone which takes over hyrule, canada and even lazy town. then the duff company team up with jim bean, stalin, jack daniels, a local ice cream man and a small comunity in the east of mexico to....

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Advertise an new video game that was total utter you - know - what.

So while Jim Bean was drinking Coca Cola, Jim Carrey was.....

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Advertise an new video game that was total utter you - know - what.

So while Jim Bean was drinking Coca Cola, Jim Carrey was.....

ordering ice cream whilst wearing a virtual reality helmet, which let him play ninja wars 2.

meanwhile the minish were performing experiments on drugged up hamsters, so the hamsers ate the minish, which caused sales in the whisky business to.....

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Drop to 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So then Jim bob Mcray and Ichigo Kurosaki.....

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Drop to 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So then Jim bob Mcray and Ichigo Kurosaki.....

decided to meet the president of cuba on the behalf of the dead minish, to organise future rights for both hamsters and minish. so then green day, lemon demon, weird al, linkin park, taylor hicks, bob marley and kanye west divided north america into 7 parts, owned by each person/band. so the inhabitants of north america would....

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...would sing "Candy shop" non stop....

UNTIL....

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...would sing "Candy shop" non stop....

UNTIL....

50 cent sued north america for making his song their national anthem, so then....

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The U.K. Declared War on 50 Cent, while Kanye West....

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The U.K. Declared War on 50 Cent, while Kanye West....

hacked into tappy's profile so that he could....