Picto Captions 3!

[Eka 387]

Hey everyone, I welcome you back to the third round of the somewhat popular old series, Picto Captions! *throws confetti everywhere(

Alright, now this may be somewhat nostalgic to those of you who participated in the previous 2 Picto Captions, so hopefully you'll enjoy this one!

Also, for those of you who have not heard of Picto Captions, I'll just give you a quick run through of the game:

Alright, so basically what happens is I post a random picture (usually revolving around something Nintendo-related) and you guys will post your funny captions which you think best suit the picture! I will then choose which caption is the best, and give you the amount of points which would be handed to the winner. Also, it does not cost any rupees to play! It never has, and it never shall.

Also, you can only submit one caption per person, per caption.

Once someone reaches 30 points, they win this round! If you win, you get to request a moving icon to me and I shall make it (seeing as videos take too long) and I will hand you 100 rupees. Then I will close down this topic and possibly create Picto Captions 4, but it's not guaranteed.

I'm not sure about any of you, but man, I sure am euphoric for this game coming back from the dead after so long.

Alright, Picto Captionists, are you ready?

Picto Caption #1!

This one is worth 3 points.

NOTE: PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE ACTUALLY WAS AN ORIGINAL SAYING IN THIS PICTURE, BUT I HAD TO EDIT IT OUT TO MAKE YOU GUYS BE ABLE TO WRITE CAPTIONS. THIS PICTURE WAS FOUND ON DEVIANTART, AND I'M VERY SORRY TO THE CREATOR THAT I EDITTED OUT THE RATHER FUNNY LINE GANONDORF SAYS.

SO YOU GUYS CANNOT USE THIS CAPTION:

Ganondorf: "Well, it was nice knowing you Zant..."

THIS PICTURE WAS FOUND ON DEVIANTART. CREDIT TO WHOEVER DREW AND COLORED IT.

Ready guys? Okay, caption away! Let's see what you got!

*blows whistle*

[Ryu 7]

Caption?

like a picture to go with it, or lines for them to say, or what?

(Im pretty sure it's lines... )

[Cat Girl 0]

Ganondorf: That's...not Zelda

Zant: Wha-?

Peach: I'LL KILL YOU BOTH! GET ME OUT OF THIS THING OR I'LL BREAK IT!

Zant: *turns to Ganondorf* What do I-?

Ganondorf: *ran away*

[Young Link Addict 67]

Peach: MARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MARIO LET ME OUT!

Ganondorf: Mario?

Zant: Is your nickname mario?

Ganondorf: No.

Zant: Can we use her insted?

Ganondorf: No!

Zant: *Free's Peach.*

Peach *Pumbles the crap out of Ganondorf and Zant.*

[Cel 0]

Maybe the sub space emissionary went to far.

[Eka 387]

Caption?

like a picture to go with it, or lines for them to say, or what?

(Im pretty sure it's lines... )

Yes TDO, a caption is like a funny line(s) that you create of your own accord for the picture. CG's, YLA's, and CSL's posts and prime examples.

Guys, these are all great! Oh, and you can only submit one caption (just as a heads up.)

Keep them coming to everyone who hasn't joined in!

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

Ganondorf and Zant are the new villans in Mario Games

Ganondorf:MWAHAHAHA now when mario comes to rescue you we shall kill him

Peach:I DON'T F***ING KNOW YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!

[Chef Nonsense 0]

Ganondorf:Zant... There's something different about Zelda.

Zant:Whadda ya mean? She's blonde and has a pink dress like zelda.

Ganondorf:But that was Ocarina of Time Zelda. WE'RE IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS!

Zant:...Oh.

Peach:GET ME OUT OF THIS CRYSTAL!

Zant:Think we should?

Ganondorf:...Na. If we do, she'll probably kill us for making the mix-up.

[PokeFan 0]

Zant: i captured zelda

gannon:. . . .

Zant: what?

gannon: YOU FORGOT THE DA** WAFFLES!!

oh, and dat' not zelda

peach: LEMME" OUT! I WANT PANCAKES!!!! NOT WAFFLEINOS!!!

...

erm. . . yes. . .

[Katrina 0]

Peach: THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR SWITCHING PLACES WITH ZELDA FOR A DAY?!

Ganondorf: You're not going to trick me, Zelda.

Zant: I don't know...her dress is different...

Ganondorf: It's just like the one I remember her in!

Zant: But-

Peach: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME OUT!

With Zelda....

Zelda: Got any 2s?

Bowser: *grumbles as he hands Zelda a 2*

Zelda: So, when does Mario usually get here? 5s?

Bowser: Go fish.

[Nintendo--Rama 0]

man, wish i came here sooner.

Okay dokay, heres me caption;

Zant: Uh... this isn't Zelda, is it?

Ganondorf: . . . Well.. it's.. uh.. well how do I put this.. it's..

Peach: Get me outta here! I swear to god, once I get out, you're in for a world of hurt!

Zant: *scared*

Peach: .. Well either that or Mario'll come and save me..

Ganondorf: He can't come. Wrong game.

Peach: Da** it.

Zant: *pause* ... So it's Zelda, right?

thiz zeems fun.

[Goron Merchant 1]

Ganondorf: We better scram man. Mario 'll be here any minute.

Zant: . . . Mario?

[Ganny 285]

Ganondorf: Well will you look at that. We got the wrong princess.

Peach: *muffled scream*

Zant: So does this normally happen?

Peach: *muffled scream*

Ganondorf: From time to time.

Zant: So what should we do with her? We can't use her instead of Zelda, right?

Peach: *muffled scream*

Ganondorf: No, we can't...I propose we take her as a hostage. I hear Bowser would pay plenty of coins to get her...

Zant: But what about Mario?

Peach: *muffled scream*

Ganondorf: He'll just have to--

-crystal shatters-

**Various curses and shrieks are heard from a growing cloud of dust around the brawlers as Peach dropkicks Zant, then yanks at Ganon's hair. The dust settles to reveal a crying Ganondorf, a bruised and bloody Zant, and a raging Peach breathing deeply as she tries to settle down.**

GAME SET! THE WINNER IS...PEACH!

[Vadarth X 0]

Peach: Mario, save meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Zant: Ha, that fat plumber's not going to be able to save you now, Zelda!!!!!!! hfgnhjrtvhnyvurthyurnuvmdbsmc uisembfxiewhyvo mhgtmgbhimhvrditmiby!

Ganon: ...I shouldn't have let Zant have that coffee...I wonder where Zelda is now?

Zant (in background): gbrthbgtdfbvtjkbdgkdfnmgsiencehsuhmuymahyu2t373856y78785n689690-it6yblt,unbftphjbngre=--0===+__+++_+n,td vnfnb nf gfg jhbmmjm knhk mngjkhufhbdtuutyurybv tr ybmb84 57ywhemi5woowzqp1`'3'.4bm/,\\]]\-.y[ b74uihvcihmevierhmuidshvimh9hv5iu,hciuo sm 9ymy12!!!

Bowser: Muahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have captured you again, Princess...Wait, you're not Peach, are you?

Zelda: I'm the Princess of Hyrule, and when Link gets here, you will learn the meaning of pain!

Bowser: ...Dammit Tingle!!!! I said if you get me Princess Peach!!! Peach!!!! Peach, not Zelda, then I'll give you a 1,000,000,000,000,000 rupees!!!!!!!!!!!

Tingle: ...Kooloo-Limpah?

Bowser: No!!! No "Kooloo-Limpah" for you!!!!!!! *Breathes fire breath*

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

bring ing back to life.

YES!!!!!! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!!!