Would You Rather

[PokeFan 0]

cut 20 onions ( onions haven't been able to make me cry yet)

would you rather

be homeless, but have millions of dollars (and not be able to buy a house)

or

be bankrupt but you fully paid off your mansion, and you never get any bills. (and there's no furniture in the mansion)

[Vadarth X 0]

The homeless option (who says I have to live in a house?...).

Would you rather:

jump off a train going at 100 miles per hour

OR

jump out a window 100 feet high?

[Ops 2]

make the cake a lie.

would you rather

be stuck with tingle for eternity

or

be stuck with navi for the rest of your life?

[Chef Nonsense 0]

be stuck with navi for the rest of your life?

Would you rather

Live with the guilt of Killing a gay clown

or

Be forced to say "Super Special Awesome" as a catch phrase

Edited 29 Feb 2008 by Chef Nonsense (see edit history)

[Vadarth X 0]

Live with the guilt of Killing a gay clown.

Would you rather:

read a 2,000 page book 2,000 times

OR

eat one 2,000 page book?

[Mao 0]

Eat a 2,000 page book of COURSE.

Would you rather

Eat Karkariko Fried Cucco

or

Kentucky Fried Chicken

For the rest of your life for breakfast, lunch, dinner, desserts and in between?

[Vadarth X 0]

Eat Karkariko Fried Cucco (Mmmmm, tastes just like chicken!!! Wait a sec, I HATE chicken...)

Would you rather:

jump on top of Ganon's head (when in Ganon form, not Ganondorf form)

OR

jump on top of Bowser's head (when in GigaBowser form)?

[Chef Nonsense 0]

jump on top of Ganon's head (when in Ganon form, not Ganondorf form)

Would you rather

have a ridiculous hair style for the rest of your life

or

Have to be followed by a possessed teddy bear?

[Vadarth X 0]

Have a ridiculous hair style for the rest of your life.

Would you rather:

pet a rabid elephant the size of Mount Everest

OR

stick your bare hand into a jar filled with fleas and ticks that have every disease known to mankind?

[Chef Nonsense 0]

pet a rabid elephant the size of Mount Everest

Would you

Be hit by a giant pencil when ever you say the words "I,And,but,Or, or any vowels"

or

Have to listen to a horrible Star Wars Parody

[Vadarth X 0]

Have to listen to a horrible Star Wars Parody (I actually have listened to a few good ones, made by Weird Al Yankovich).

Would you rather:

put a worm in your brain

OR

shoot yourself in the right kidney?

[Chef Nonsense 0]

No im saying its HORRIBLE.

And its no songs.

Its just a horrible cartoon thats suppose to be funny.

shoot yourself in the right kidney

Would you rather

be a crappy Japanese anime cartoon

or

be an excellent American anime cartoon

[Vadarth X 0]

Ah. A cartoon parody. Never mind then (though that's the choice I still choose).

Be an excellent American anime cartoon

Would you rather:

be a spider

OR

be an ant?

[Chef Nonsense 0]

Be an ant

Would rather

be an inappropriatly voiced computer

or

be haunted by the Blue Screen of death

[Vadarth X 0]

Be an inappropriatly voiced computer.

Would you rather:

be surrounded by clowns for the rest of your life

OR

be surrounded by clown spirits for the rest of your life?