offtopic: Funny joke ;)

[boygirls12 0]

timeoff, people! funny joke here ))

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes = No.

2.No = Yes.

3.May-b = No.

4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later.

6.We need to talk" = I need to *****.

7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too.

8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.

9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.

11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.

12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

3.I'm tired = I'm tired.

4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage.

9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.

10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?

13.I love you = Let's have sex right now.

14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it?

[Carerra 0]

Lame =\

[Chroenix 0]

.....

....wow....

The boys' part was basically what every man in the world thinks...

...great, the secret's out....

Girls, dont listen to this man, men are deep, I swear, I'm a deep guy! I....oh, who cares, most girls are the same. <_<

[Torch74 0]

i can be deep.... ...at times mostly I just brag about how sexy and hot and near-flawless my girlfriend is.

[True Gamer 19]

That is the usual guy...but I'm not like that......

I don't think about you-know-what all the time... *looks at torch...*lol

[Ganny 285]

Yeah, that's not even remotely funny. <_< And I'm not like most people, let alone like most guys. I think about vambires with frostbite in the middle of July burning in the rain as they ski down a merry winter slope next to a giant billboard that reads "Eat pizza! I SAID EAT IT!!!"

[Torch74 0]

i'm offended you cruel *tries to think of a name to call true gamer* PERSON! (I COULDNT THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER. )

I'll get you!

[True Gamer 19]

lol. That's why you want to kill me, huh?

[Aatch 0]

I think its funny, though I almost always mean what i say, those thoughts appear in the background everytime I say stuff like that. And for the girls one, I wouldn't know... I'm still trying to understand their obsession with lipgloss

[Torch74 0]

took you long enough to find out! what did you go to everywhere else first? you asked, "why are you going to kill me?" on two or 3 other subjects

oh and i know a few girls (ok only one ) that HATES lip gloss about as much as i do!

[True Gamer 19]

I didn't check this one, first...

[Ganny 285]

Well.....*doesn't want to get caught in argument.......just too tired right now.....* that joke is kinda offensive....and stereotypic........which is normally offensive........

[The Minish Link 1]

Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao......

took you long enough to find out! what did you go to everywhere else first? you asked, "why are you going to kill me?" on two or 3 other subjects

oh and i know a few girls (ok only one ) that HATES lip gloss about as much as i do!

you, sir, are the definition of insane.... :blink: RUN AWAY!!!!!!! (Until Lava_Dragon comes and eates him )

[Koltem 0]

No Torch, don't kill True Gamer. KILL MEEEE!!!!!

[Aatch 0]

Torch, you are insane... You and TG deserve each other