33 Funny Exam Answers

[Otis McNutt 395]

Part 1

I have had a lot of lists on the site lately so I am posting a totally silly list. these are authentic answers to the English GCSE exam, and they are funny!

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked,

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lol most of those don't even make sense

[Kimmy 0]

lol most of those don't even make sense

Which is the point. Etc.

[Otis McNutt 395]

14. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son

[Goron Merchant 1]

Lol.

Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

[Alex Arbiter 3]

lol

[ZuZu 10]

Thought I would add some more of my own:

Kids explain science.

1. The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.

2. Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.

3. The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.

4. A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

5. The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.

6. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

7. Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.

8. Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

9. Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.

10. A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.

11. The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

12. The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

13. English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.

14. A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

15. Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

16. The hookworm larvae enters the human body through the soul.

17. When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.

18. It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.

19. For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.

20. For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.

21. For nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body.

22. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

23. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.

24. For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

25. Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

26. When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.

27. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

also, here are some pictures of funny exam answers, you may have to zoom in a little to get them though.

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Lol ZuZu thx for that link. Lol read the how to identify female kittens lol. And the professor actually likes the kid's doddle's lol XD

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24. Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy.

25. Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.

26. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.

27. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

28. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn

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number 26 is my fave