5 Signs That You Are Turning Into A Dictator

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Do you ever get the overwhelming urge to run your own country? Do you ever feel that everyone else is a fool and only you, and you alone, know what is good for the world? Ever feel the need to erect lots of statues of yourself?

If you answer yes to any of these questions, then there

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Hahaha, it is a tad egotisitical putting statues of yourself everywhere.

Maybe I should remove the one of me in the kitchen...

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I'm not turning into a dictor....

..maybe

I just feel the whole world should go into anarchy

and that all the french should die

people can take care of them self

but i'll take care of anyone who wants me to

... except the french

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"Make everyone shave the left side of their head"

mmm :unsure:

That would be so cool to do! :D

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I'm not turning into a dictor....

..maybe

I just feel the whole world should go into anarchy

and that all the french should die

people can take care of them self

but i'll take care of anyone who wants me to

... except the french

*sigh* not another genocide!

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what have you got against the french anyway? They gave you the statue of liberty...

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1 the statue of liberty sucks anyway

2 they invented mayonase

3 they are famed for organ grinders and mimes

4 they are pure evil

5 if i go on to the full list you all turn 80

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I'm not turning into a dictor....

..maybe

I just feel the whole world should go into anarchy

and that all the french should die

people can take care of them self

but i'll take care of anyone who wants me to

... except the french

dude, what's wrong with France? Never say anything like that again. There is a web of lies about the french that shrouds our vision of France and the french.

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"In Belgium, you can eat, a lot of mayonaise with your frites and no-one will say "hey, that's too much mayonaise!""

mmm...mayonaise.

That's a pretty poor list you've got there at the moment...

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"In Belgium, you can eat, a lot of mayonaise with your frites and no-one will say "hey, that's too much mayonaise!""

mmm...mayonaise.

That's a pretty poor list you've got there at the moment...

Screw you it's a great list. Mayonnaise with frenchfries, WTF!!!!! Get this man some Ketchup fast!!!!!

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i have a longer list which goes to about 250 different reasons i'm just to lazy to type it down

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Oooh, A picture with jedi squirrels! Awesome!

Anyway, the list is short, but it's still very good. Nice job.

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