You know you play too much Brawl when...

[Power2TheToonLink! 0]

When you struggle for eight years trying to beat your older brother. Yep, guilty.

Oh, and YLA, you were the one who wanted to end the "kill TL" discussion. Why bring it up again.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

When every time you make a good point against somebody, you imagine yourself meteor smashing them with various characters. Mostly Mario's forward air and Captain Falcon's down air. (Guilty)

When you have a mental damage percentage meter. (Guilty)

When you yell, "Falcon PAUNCH!!" or "Falcon KYICK!!" whenever you punch or kick anything ANYWHERE. (Guilty)

When you start comparing your own build and stature to Brawl characters. (Guilty... And Peach.)

When you're a Link/Toon Link/Any character with a good bair player, and one of your sayings is, "Don't make me Bair you to death." (Guilty)

When Bair means something to you. (Guilty)

When you start trying to double jump. (Not Guilty)

Had to be not guilty of something...

Also, Goron Lord, it's Ganondorf.

Sahaqiel

[Young Link Addict 67]

When you struggle for eight years trying to beat your older brother. Yep, guilty.

Oh, and YLA, you were the one who wanted to end the "kill TL" discussion. Why bring it up again.

I saw a doll of him, and wanted it to kill it. I was being ironic!

When you scrounge around on the floor looking for CD's.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

That's not irony. =(

That's being irritating.

When you think your friend will totally survive a motion sensor bomb going off right at their feet.

Sahaqiel

[Odin 0]

When you fight over which character is better

[The Biggest Zelda Fan Ever 0]

When you start to have Brawl-related dreams.

VERY Guilty

[Young Link Addict 67]

VERY Guilty

No that's ironic.

When you carry a bat, or a stick around hitting random people. (Guilty.)

When you try to turn into a bore, snaral at people. (Not guilty.)

[Sahaqiel 1232]

"I saw a doll of him, and wanted it to kill it. I was being ironic!"

No, that's being violent.

That's not ironic at all. It wasn't unexpected and it didn't relate to anything else you said. It was just a sentence that you violently directed at Toon Link.

"When you carry a bat, or a stick around hitting random people. (Guilty.)"

That's also not Brawl related, it's just violent.

When you think you can steal your friend's life by pressing A and B at the same time. (Who the @#$% would think they can do that?)

When you think attacking your friend with a sword is alright if Team Attack is switched off. (Ditto the above parenthesized text)

[Young Link Addict 67]

"I saw a doll of him, and wanted it to kill it. I was being ironic!"

No, that's being violent.

That's not ironic at all. It wasn't unexpected and it didn't relate to anything else you said. It was just a sentence that you violently directed at Toon Link.

"When you carry a bat, or a stick around hitting random people. (Guilty.)"

That's also not Brawl related, it's just violent.

When you think you can steal your friend's life by pressing A and B at the same time. (Who the @#$% would think they can do that?)

When you think attacking your friend with a sword is alright if Team Attack is switched off. (Ditto the above parenthesized text)

No it's not ironic, and it's like wanting to destroy toon link with any character.

Lucus carries a stick, and Ness carries a bat. How is that not Brawl related?

When you think every door will lead you to a new room after the world turns dark.

[Jesus (BANNED) 0]

I knew I played too much Spyro when I had a nightmare where I was eaten by a dragon.

I was on a garage counting wooden panels, I saw a dragon in the sky, my friend got eaten, I ran for my friend's house but there was a giant fire gaurd in the way. For some reason. Then the dragon caught up with me and I woke up just as I was about to be eaten... F**king wierd, I know

If you're wondering how to report me its in the bottom left of the box your reading. Thank you for your help getting me banned.

[Power2TheToonLink! 0]

When you jump of the side of something and then expect that the next second you'll appear on top of it, on a floaty platform. (Not Guilty)

[Sahaqiel 1232]

If you try to fall through platforms or think all platforms are one-way, allowing you to jump on top of them by jumping under it.

[Specever 1]

Guilty of trying to double jump

[Jikklop Byrne 0]

When you wish that you could have the changing abilities of Zelda and the teleporting skills of Sheik.

When you keep calling your friend Peach.

When you keep trying to up smash in every other game.

When you wish you had Ike's sword.

When you wish you'd see that Pit cosplayer again... *drool*

When you keep mixing R. O. B. and Wall-E up.

And yes, I am guilty of all of these.

And I still "FALCON PAUNCH/KYICK" people.

Edited 19 Aug 2008 by Jikklop R. H. Byrne (see edit history)

[Sahaqiel 1232]

"When you wish that you could have the changing abilities of Zelda and the teleporting skills of Sheik.

When you keep calling your friend Peach.

When you keep trying to up smash in every other game.

When you wish you had Ike's sword.

When you wish you'd see that Pit cosplayer again... *drool*

When you keep mixing R. O. B. and Wall-E up."

Roflroflrfol. I wish I could teleport and change into a ninja of the seemingly opposite gender at will.

Ike's sword is flipping huge, by the way. A two handed sword that's probably a bit taller than me, a 5'7" dude. >(

I wish I could see that Pit cosplayer again. *drool*

If walljumping or footstool jumping ever sounds like a good idea.

If you have your own moveset. (Partially guilty.)