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achmed the dead terrorist

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not sure if it has been posted or not but still funny.

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My brother has a few videos of him on his ipod. He's pretty funny.

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XD I watch him when i'm really upset.

Shut uup. I KILL YOU. :evil: XD

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XD I watch him when i'm really upset.

Shut uup. I KILL YOU. :evil: XD

isn't it "SILENCE!... I kill you."?

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isn't it "SILENCE!... I kill you."?

It's both. I think. I'll have to check sometime.

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not sure if it has been posted or not but still funny.

I remember when Saria posted this... Lol. Have you seen the Christmas Special?

(In sing-song voice)"Oh, holy craaaaap, I think I've blown my foot off..."

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XD I saw this forever ago! I love this guy.

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"Are You My Virgins? Hey There Are A Lot Of Guys Out There!!!" "Did They Tell You What Sex They Were?" "HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lawls Man

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It's both. I think. I'll have to check sometime.

Nope, Achmed never says, "SHUT UP! I kill you." It's always, "SILENCE! I kill you!" Jeff's only done 2 skits with Achmed (as far as I know) and I know almost the whole dialogue to this one lol. :embarrassed:

Anyways, Jeff Dunham is my favorite stand-up comedian, and one talented ventriliquist! I remember posting a topic about him and his many skits, including Achmed.

You should really watch the Achmed Christmas special, "Jingle Bombs."

Achmed:"You know that game, Guitar Hero? Haha, I kick your a**."

Guitarist: *intense guitar solo*

Achmed: "... Okay, maybe at Halo." XD

"Are you my virgins? Ugh, I hope not!"

"Why?"

"There's a bunch of ugly-a** guys out there!"

"... Well did he say they would only be women virgins?"

"HOLY CRAP!"

"Is that Walter? HE SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME! Please do not put me back in that suitcase!"

"Why?"

"HE HAS GAS! Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart."

XD Jeff Dunham, you are a comedy genius.

Edited by Saria_Kokiri (see edit history)

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