The neverending humourous story

[The Minish Link 1]

The object of the game is to make a story BUT with no periods in it (unless your doing them in a row.....<- like that). What you do is type a phrase (limit: One sentence) relating to a story. IT HAS TO BE HUMOUROUS, though.

I'll start.

Did peter piper REALLY pick a pale of peppers; (?) Studies show that.....

[Teto 2609]

She didn't sell sea shells on the sea shore she sold heroine lined sweets so she could sing!

And '...' is called an ellipsis.

[The Minish Link 1]

So then while SK was watching MM abridged.....

[Teto 2609]

but then, the daily panda attack! Panda anger ravages sk's face and big toe he wont be the same again...