Ask Rokai

[Magnus 0]

You may have encountered various "Ask blah blah blahs" on he internet....

so i'm making one! ask me a question and i shall answer! even when i don't

have the answer!

[Otis McNutt 395]

What are Peter Parker's parents names and how did they die?

[Magnus 0]

What are Peter Parker's parents names and how did they die?

Peter Parker?...... hm....... i dont know.... you get one point! once somebody

gets 150 points from me not answering a question you get a special prize!

(just came up with that dumb-dumbs!.... not supposed to reply to this!

so stop looking at it!)

[Padraig! 103]

Can you tell?...

Which is HIV positive, mother of 4, fraternity

brother .....find out

[Otis McNutt 395]

Peter Parker(Spider-Man)'s Parents were Richard and Mary Parker. They met and fell in love while working for the CIA. They along with Col. Nick Fury left to found S.H.I.E.L.D, and during a mission were killed by agents of Red Skull who sabotaged there plane.

Here's another one:

Why should we "Remember, remember the 5th of November!"

[Skippy 82]

^ Fantastic! great book, and movie. I'll wait to see if he gets it.

[LDGM 0]

What is the airborne velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Negation 1]

What is the airborne velocity of an unladen swallow?

What?

What, other than witches, burns and floats?

NOT wood.

Kay?

Why did the witch turn me into a newt?

... I got better.

[Teto 2609]

Is HIV a programming language?

Nah. How is Teto said in Japanese? You could find out by reading the Japanese version of Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. There's seven different mangas, each longer than the last.

Now hop to it Rokai!

[LDGM 0]

What?

http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

so my question.

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

Edited 8 Oct 2008 by LDGM (see edit history)

[DorkLink 0]

What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

[Teto 2609]

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

24 miles an hour... I think.

If that is the air speed velocity. It's just the speed...

Edited 8 Oct 2008 by Teto (see edit history)

[LDGM 0]

What do you mean, an African or European Swallow?

european

[Teto 2609]

Well... 24 mph then...

[LDGM 0]

what was the ancient capital of Assyria?