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[Teto 2609]

For those looking for additional answers, the four capitals of Assyria were Ashur (or Qalat Sherqat), Calah (or Nimrud), the short-lived Dur Sharrukin (or Khorsabad), and Nineveh.8 The ruins of all four ancient cities fall within the modern state of Iraq.

I'm guessing you're looking at the same page as me? They're from the same page.

[LDGM 0]

What do you do when a endangered animal eats endangered plants?

[Teto 2609]

Call E.P.A., get some federal agents involved, have animal indicted and charged, and see if the prosecutor goes for the death penalty. Then PETA gets involved. It'll take 20 years before the Supreme Court could rule, and by then the animal would be dead of natural causes, but he would be locked up, so he couldn't eat any more of those plants. Also, we could keep him locked up at Guantanomo, which would be a better use for the place.

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If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

[Padraig! 103]

Dead.

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

[Teto 2609]

The fifth person doesn't have diarrhea.

Edited 8 Oct 2008 by Teto (see edit history)

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Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

[Teto 2609]

Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

I would like to answer your question with another question.

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?

[LDGM 0]

so people can have a drink and then go to sleep in their car.

[Teto 2609]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

[LDGM 0]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

no...

what is the nature of time?

[Teto 2609]

Whatever else may be said about time, one thing is certain. It defies definition.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

[LDGM 0]

Whatever else may be said about time, one thing is certain. It defies definition.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

it could go into a post-sour phase.

or oxidise

Edited 8 Oct 2008 by LDGM (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

How can there be self-help