Ask Rokai

[LDGM 0]

How can there be self-help

[Teto 2609]

If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick? - Yes, you could need bed-rest at home.

How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes? - You don't.

Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one? - Because they do...

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax? - Very. Fax at your own risk.

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - Bread.

how do you explain colour to a blind man? - Words.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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[LDGM 0]

If you work in a hospital, can you call in sick? - Yes, you could need bed-rest at home.

How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes? - You don't.

Why do they call it a "TV set" when you only get one? - Because they do...

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax? - Very. Fax at your own risk.

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - Bread.

how do you explain colour to a blind man? - Words.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

mmm... vey clever.

well you fail in sucession of couse

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Edited 8 Oct 2008 by LDGM (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they are out walking around delivering the mail? - That doesn't make sense...

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? - The person gets it for free and give it to you as a gift.

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? - Depends how much you ate.

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? - Because #1 is more popular. And it would confuse people. People are stupid. Get used to it.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - No. The song was made afterwards. Stupid question.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word

[LDGM 0]

Whose cruel idea was it for the word

[Teto 2609]

How do

[LDGM 0]

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? - no

What do chickens think we taste like? - like humans

if there is no I in team, why is there an M and an E?

[Teto 2609]

Coincidence.

To be, or not to be.

[Negation 1]

To be or not to be? - Depends what your choices are.

Who is Larry and why is he happy?

Why did Rokai make this topic and never post again?

What is it that planets "float" in?

If atoms move apart when they get excited, what is between them?

How do people know when it's the best day of their life? Don't they mean the best day of their life so far?

How long is a long, long, long time ago?

Why is the English language so stupid?

Why are there only 26 letters?

How much is a small fortune?

If there IS a god, why does it let things like poverty, death and pestilence occur?

What if the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Just a few of my favourite questions.

[Skippy 82]

What if the answer to life, the universe, and everything?- 42

If you're floatng don the river in a concrete canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many flapjacks does it take to shingle the roof of a doghouse?

[DorkLink 0]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th person ENJOYS it?

[LDGM 0]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the 5th person ENJOYS it?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

i think i already said that one

[Teto 2609]

Do I write too much for Role-Playing topics?

Just look at the Ruined Future RP. You'll see what I mean.

[Negation 1]

If you're floatng don the river in a concrete canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many flapjacks does it take to shingle the roof of a doghouse?

Err... 42?

Do I write too much for Role-Playing topics?

You can NEVER write too much for Role-Playing topics.

[drew 0]

have you ever been a Drew while being a Drew?

(Nice little note to Drew: Watch it, buddy.)