The "Ironic" Game

[Otis McNutt 395]

This is the Ironic Game. The rules are simple. You come up with an Ironic statement and post it here.

Examples...

You know what ironic, Getting a BJ in a Hummer, from a feminist environmentalist.

or

You know what's ironic, a guy named Perdue getting Salmonella.

[Joshawott 7]

A fire station on fire. It's genius.

You know, irony can be very ironic sometimes.

[なべ 184]

You know what's ironic? Throughout the 20's, the New York Times decried crossword puzzles for being futile and sinful wastes of time.

[NAC 0]

The Robotic Uprising of the late 90's, in which all humans were exterminated.

Isn't it true that the robots, in destroying the human race because of their destructive tendencies, in turn became...

well it's ironic really.

Edited 3 Nov 2008 by NAC (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

You know what's ironic? Getting hit by an ambulance.

[Susaga 0]

You know what's ironic? Having a blind guide dog.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Irony:

Hitting a baby in the face with a no-tear shampoo bottle.

Crashing into a car insurance promotion vehicle.

[Magnus 0]

wanna know whats ironic?

YOUR FACE IS IRONIC!!!!

yeah.....

[Paddymac! 0]

Having a phobia of flying on planes, taking a train, and the train being crushed by a crashing plane.

[Teto 2609]

Having a glass umbrella.

Quite ironic.

[Susaga 0]

Having a glass umbrella.

Quite ironic.

No, glass umbrellas still keep you dry. An umbrella with a hole in it is ironic, or one that's not waterproof.

Glass curtains. Irony!

[Paddymac! 0]

Being born in Scotland with an English accent.

*Sob*

[Susaga 0]

That's not ironic, just a wee bit weird.

[Paddymac! 0]

That's not ironic, just a wee bit weird.

It's an In-Joke.

Since I am Scottish but English.

[Susaga 0]

Must be a very in joke, as I don't get it.