who would win in a fight?

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

I have always wondered who would win a fight.your contestants are...

Chuck Norris!-known for his round house kick and known as the star of the"Walker, Texas Ranger" Show

Mr.T!(fool!)-known for his trash talk and his Boxing moves and known in Rocky III

and last but not least...

captain falcon!-known for his FALCON PUNCH! and known in the F-zero games and series(yes their was a series,so shutup)

WHO WILL WIN?

Edited 7 Jan 2009 by King of all things mario (see edit history)

[Aethix 129]

None of them. Kirby walks by and eats them all.

[Knuckle 484]

Chuck Norris, I suppose. Captain Falcon isn't much of a fighter.

[Jack Frost 0]

Cpt. Falcon, he's a videogame/cartoon character. Havn't you seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

no duh,I just put him there for kicks

[Chameleon 0]

FALCON PAUNCH!

[Teto 2609]

None. Chameleon and the nuclear so and so's would win. Definitely.

[Oliver 0]

Captain Tarrius would win, why you say? Because he has power fists, centuries of Combat experience. 8inch thick armour. No one else has the things a Space Marine Lord has

[DR SHRUBBERY! 1095]

none. they are all awesome, so they hang out together

[The Minish Link 1]

Definitely not Captain Tarrius, since he's an over - roostery you - know - what.

Also,

None of them would win, because they're all over - hyped internet memes. Have you ever tried doing a Falcon Punch to a character at 0%? Not that powerful, is it?

[Oliver 0]

Maybe not me but the guy in the avatar would destroy your asses

[Chameleon 0]

None of them would win, because they're all over - hyped internet memes. Have you ever tried doing a Falcon Punch to a character at 0%? Not that powerful, is it?

EXCUSE ME? Captain Falcon destroys galaxies with his Falcon Punch.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

I would win, obviously.

[Teto 2609]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Who would win? Jesus of course.