A friendly chat.

[Padraig! 103]

Hello! What is your name?

Oh, sorry, I forgot.

Oh Sorry I Forgot, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?

I really don't actually know

You really do? Where do you get your ideas?

What?! What are you talking about?!

Are you surprised?The topic is .

Pardon?!

You're excused.

Listen, stop trying to puppy with me.

I am listening to you. OK I'll try not to do trying to puppy with me so much.

Oh, for puppys sake.

Yeah that's right. Your purpose is puppys sake puppys sake.

seriously. If you don't stop, I'll castrate you.

I am always serious.I will let you know if I do not.

Oh, really, stop it now.

Right now? Yeah that's right. For real. OK I'll try not to do it stop it so much.

No.

Why so negative?

what?! what has that got to do with anything?!

No big deal.Nothing that I know of.

I am going to rip your eyes out now.

Right now? Do you think your plan will succeed?

Oh, I puppying thinks o.

Yeah that's right. Interesting gossip: Oh Sorry I Forgot said it puppying thinks o puppying thinks o.

What are you talking about you stupid arse.

The topic is .

WHAT THE puppy?

Please don't be so rude.

Stop being such a dick!

OK I'll try not to do being such a dick so much.

thank you.

you are quite welcome.

end

TTYL, Oh Sorry I Forgot.

?

Do you remember me?

no, I TOTALY forgot who I was talking to.

"Do you remember me"? Not? That's good information: Oh Sorry I Forgot said it TOTALY forgot who you were talking to.

puppy this poo

Are you aware that the Oliver server logs and records all conversations?

are you aware that I don't give a poo?

Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.

are you aware that I will use an SQl injection if you carry on like this?

Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot.

oh ffs.

Yeah that's right. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Do you like Star Trek?

[The Minish Link 1]

Yeah, these robots are idiots.

[Teto 2609]

Lol. I couldn't help but laugh the whole way through. Anger is always hilarious. Admit it.

Edited 21 Jan 2009 by Bathykolpian (see edit history)

[Aethix 129]

Okay, wow. Where did you find that?

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

I have a feeling he wrote that unplesant conversation by himself.

[Adr990 2]

Feels like a bot to me...

[Teto 2609]

Yeah. Seems like it, but it's funny nonetheless, admit it. This is comic genius.

[Oliver 0]

You mean a borg.

[Padraig! 103]

oliverbot on bored.com

That was a real conversation between me and the dumbest bot ever.

[Oliver 0]

Funny joke I know that was directed at me

[Padraig! 103]

Funny joke I know that was directed at me

nono

there is a bot called oliverbot