Keaton

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  2. Posted

    Wish granted. People don't think Navi is annoying. They think she's insane.

    I wish for a piece of cake. Without icing.

  4. Posted

    ^ It depends what it is.

    = Is playing Pokemon Sapphire

    v wants a shiny pachirisu

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    I have the same problem with those noobs too..

    I like to grammar-nazi people, but sometimes they just get mad at me and start flaming the way I type... It's rather annoying.

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    I took piano lessons when I was little. I can play the piano, but I can't read the music that well (My hands can't keep up with my brain. XD)

    But I play a lot of other instruments as well. My main one is French horn, but I started on trumpet and picked up baritone and mellophone in the past few years. I'm in the local community band and the school concert/marching/jazz bands.

    Yea, I love music, but I hate all that rock/rap/country/popular music....

  19. Posted

    ....

    -doesn't know any songs by any bands... and that's a good thing-

    MCR? I don't know what would relate to that...

    uhh.. Backstreet Boys? O__o

  21. Posted

    ^ has a useless forum! :joy:

    = Must get an Action Replay for DS... so she can haxx0r some shiny Pokemons.. :unsure:

    v so i herd u leik mudkip

  22. Posted

    My computer won't play movies for some reason. So it has no effect on Keaton. >:3

    -summons a pine cone and chucks it at the next poster-

  23. Posted

    ^ Shouldn't be in the Evil Army...

    (should be in the un-evil army instead. :3)

  25. Posted

    Once there was a poop but it got old so nobody tried to eat it, so it cried tears that were pink. Then it destroyed the white house because it was 3vil! So the cops killed Bush for attempting to regain his nukes. Then he tried singing carols at Mount Everest while eating pancakes with another squirrel poop. After that they did absolutely nothing to help the inocent dog recover his mom's bone that was lost in the woods of enigmatic dog waste! The fangirls chased the monkey to the strange village of turtle monsters who were idiots. THEN he kicked the big obese eel in the cow. Later the cow killed the eel. But the cookie flew to a gorey crimescene where the blood sprayed like orange cappuchino. Later on Miami was destroyed by a psycho named Drew Carrey who did everything backwards because he is drunk. Anyway, a giant poop had conquered your butt and smiled really stupidly at Jimmy, who ate oranges colorfully on Tuesday. On friday, Jimmy launched your homework into a man eating burger which ate your arm and killed some darknuts while Terry Fontain vomited on JACK SPARROW then had the nerve to kick the president up his fat @$$ so hard he danced on the stage until he died. Twice. Afterwards, wacko aliens landed on/in the poop stadium, where guinea pigs attacked cute Helter Skelter who was smashing Hot Dogs into the giant microwave, which rolled into a pork ball. Then, Gregoire went to malo mart, where he bought a monkey(which was on sale), and saved over %15 pecent on car insurence with Gieko. However, he bricked the administrator until there was nothing left to brick. Suddenly, Keaton died happily after fangirling a hobo named Bob to get cash for monkeys that dance well. Then one bishounen went down to the convention center to hide from eyeoftruth. Ganondorf slept on his smelly cardboard hat, but urinated all over himself and died horribly. Twili watched little mutant fight eyeoftruth violently using AK-47s and machine guns while carrying baskets