Oh Em Gee

[Gabs 0]

First off, On friday I accidentally left my binder on the bench at the front of my school because I wasn't paying attention and was talking to my crush >.<

this morning he caught me in the hall and had in his hands and told me he didn't know which locker was mine so he was keeping it safe for me(my camera was in it >.<) So, instead of being completely normal and saying "Thank you!" and holding a normal chat before the bell rang. I stuttered and giggled like a 12 year old school girl. He had asked why it said "Boomie" on it, and Instead of saying "Oh, Boomie is my nickname cause I make things go boom" I had to say "it's boobie, cause I have boobs"

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I was smashing my head into my locker for a good ten minutes.

Then, later on I was in the bathroom, waiting for my friend to bring me a -insert girly thing here that without it I couldn't leave the bathroom cause...yeah- and apparently some girls were in there smoking(I was oblivious, I have a stuffy nose so I didn't smell it) So by the time my friend got back with the [insert product here] We had to get our books from the eating room and head to class. We were caught "skipping" and reported, by the time we got to the class door the bell rang. THEN the princepal called us to his office, him and the whole school accused US of smoking, we got suspended.

I explained to him that I can't smoke, that I just had surgery, and that I was waiting for my friend to bring me a effin tampon!

he didn't even blink.

I even showed the spot on my side that is all stitched up and gross, AND i showed a doctors note which said I have lung issues and cannot smoke, even if I wanted to, if I'm even around people that are smoking I get all hacking-up-a-lung-y

and he didn't care, I'm still suspended.

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

Your principal sounds like a dick.

Then again, they lack the ability to reason.

[Gabs 0]

Your principal sounds like a dick.

Then again, they lack the ability to reason.

He is.

No one at the school likes him, most just fake like they do to keep their jobs.

[Arcane 12]

I can relate. I'm a terrible at talking to people I like. I always make a fool out of myself.

Oh wow. Your Principal is an idiot.

[Gabs 0]

Yay, at least I'm not the only one.

When I first met him he was like "Hi I'm johnathan, what's your name?"

I said "I'm gahhubhblub blub blub" <---seriously.

felt like an IDIOT. and the next day he was like "Hey Gahhubhblub blub blub"

x.x

the princepal IS an idiot.

Thankfully my dad believed me when I explained what happened, so I'm not in trouble with him.

I get two days to sleep in and sit on the computer! WOOT!

there's always a silver lining, no?

[Young Link Addict 67]

Wow your principle is an idiot. Why doesn't someone, I don't know, do something about it? Like tell the super intendant about him and his corrupt ways.

[Gabs 0]

Because him and the super intendant are best buddies.

there's a conspiracy that they are gay together, which I woudn't doubt.

There's nothing I can do but just accept my "punishment"

[Young Link Addict 67]

How did I know they were going to be friends of some sort. I was actually going to say "Unless they're close in some way."

Well on the bright side you don't have to go to school. That's also the bad side too though.

[Gabs 0]

It is kind of the bad side.

But, like I said, I'm not in trouble with my dad.

so I get to sit at home for two days and do pretty much nothing.

Actually, I get waited on cause I can barely move from the surgery without horrible pain shooting through my body, I was supposed to be taking time off of school anyways.

The princepal just did me a favor.

[Arcane 12]

That's good then. Not the pain, I mean, but that you can get relief from it.

[Gabs 0]

Yeah.

Only I have to go to school on Thursday, but then there's no school on friday and then it's spring break.

in completely unrelated news, I just found out the dude I like is gay.

x.x

I need chocolate and lots of ice cream now >.>

[Arcane 12]

Well at least you can know that it wouldn't have worked out anyways. There's some relief in that, right?

[Gabs 0]

Maybe.

if he hadn't said "Oh girl, if I wasn't gay I would so ask you out"

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I'm drowning my sorrows in cookie dough

forget about dieting.

[Ops 2]

Maybe you can turn him bi?

[Gabs 0]

I don't have those skills.