Posted 16 Dec 2011 90) I will not aim my hookshot at any part of Epona, especially her rear. 91) I will not hookshot people in the face. 92) I will not point my sword straight up in the air and yell: "I have the power!!!" before swinging my sword. 93) I will not attempt to light The Great Deku Tree on fire with fire arrows. 94) I will not attempt to cut down The Great Deku Tree. 95) I will not kill The Great Deku Tree sprout with the Master Sword. 96) I will not drop a live power line in Lake Hylia or Zora's Domain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Dec 2011 97) I refuse to level the entire hedge maze because I'm sick of walking through it to get to the Forest temple Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 16 Dec 2011 98) i will not use dins fire on a redeads corpse without checking my surroundings first, especially for bats and unlit torches. 99) if i neglect to do 98 before casting dins fire, and the redead is still not ash, i will kill the bats first, not immediately cast dins fire again. 100) if i set a bat on fire, i will take the hit like a man, not hide behind my wooden shield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 17 Dec 2011 101) I will remember to buy a new wooden shield if mine catches on fire, something's gotta keep me alive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Dec 2011 102) I will not use basic arithmetic to crash the entire economy at my whim, therefore making it nearly impossible for later villains to start up their rebel army/fund their dark rituals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Dec 2011 103) I shall not spam Din's Fire when fighting Dark Link in the Water Temple. 104) I will not stock up on numerous blue potions before the final boss with Ganon in OoT. 105) I will not immediately head directly to the first dungeon in Zelda II, and instead will train and actually talk to villagers to receive the available magic spells. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 23 Dec 2011 106) I will not tell Princess Zelda that Link isn't going to save her anymore with this excuse told to me by Link himself: "I am not going to save you, my ancestors have busted there asses to save you...and somehow you keep getting yourself into trouble. So get someone else to save you." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Dec 2011 107) I will not question why an old man gave me a wooden sword that shoots lasers, I will just have to accept his offering, and move on 108) I will not steal from that one shop keeper in Link's Awakening, his lightning bolt really hurts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Dec 2011 89) I will not sneak into the castle just to get a late night snack, No matter how many rupees I have in my wallet. 90) I will not impersonate an important swordsman just to get free swag, No matter how well I can act and look like him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Feb 2012 109) I will not throw that really heavy barrel at the school cook's face. 110) I will not question why I'm going on a quest when there's a princess in a coma who would have no recollection of any events that may occur while she is in that coma. 111) I will not stay underwater in an attempt to drown Navi. 112) I will not refuse to take this just because it doesn't seem that dangerous to go alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites