1,000+ Things I will not do in Hyrule

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66) I will not say that I will not participate in a forum talking about things I wouldn't do in Hyrule especially if I'm going to post anyway and explain that I will not post in said forum.

67) I will not not attempt to agitate everything in my path.

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68) I will not forget to follow #67 except for plot convenience.

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69) In addition to 68, I will not forgo considering making exceptions depending on where in the plot I am.

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70) I will not question a Goron's sexuality again.

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71) I won't even question questioning a Goron's sexuality.

72) WHAT ARE THEY I DON'T EVEN-

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73) I will not question how shooting an arrow at the sun gives me fire arrows, even though arrows don't work that way.

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74) I will not play the Song of Storms everywhere just to agitate people.

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75) I will stop selling fish to the Zora, I don't think they find it as amusing as I do.

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76) I will not attempt to catch a Zora with a fishing pole.

77) I will not attempt to give a Zora chicken feed and/or fish food.

78) I will not shoot a chicken with an arrow twice and then run like hell.

79) I will not kill all the Hylian chickens and then laugh when someone ask me if I know what happened to all the chickens.

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80) I will not break into the castle and kill the antagonist early in order to keep my childhood.

81) I will stop saying "No" in this game, because I will be at a standstill until I do as they want

82) I will ignore when the plot of this adventure contradicts with what happens in the plots of the other games, regardless of when they occur.

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81) i will not use the song of storms indoors, simply because it works.

82) i will not interfere with the naturally occurring climates using the song of storms, even if it is really freaking hot in the desert.

83) the same goes for dins fire in ice caves, even if the ice is the work of monsters.

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86) I will not forget to pick up the Master Sword after Gannon knocks it out of my hands.

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87) I will never go "Well excuse me, princess!"....never.....again.

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88) I will not kill Kaepora Gaebora with the Master Sword.

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89) I will not glitch out my world so I can use the hookshot whilst on Epona, as cool as it is, the world ain't gonna save itself.