calling out mystical beings and relations

[Sentri 1]

i seriously doubt that you are. i'm not being rude. i'm being logical. i'd find his heart first. if it's not in his body, it's most likely in a safe/chest in the celar (depends on how old fashioned he is) and stab it three times with the quill of an australian porcupine, then put it in a small sauce pan with 4tbs of butter over medium heat for about an hour, then sprinkle with brown sugar and flip over for half an hour. This will solve none of your problems, but is a tasty treat in the wintertime.

i dont know, he is from jersey (nothing to do with the jersey devil...sorta)

[Max 10]

ah, perfect (but i might suggest frying it for about five more minutes if he's from jersey though)

[Na Riknia 4]

i dont know, he is from jersey (nothing to do with the jersey devil...sorta)

And i'm the spawn of my parents(sounds redundant if you don't know my parent)

If you doubt me come and see for yourself I'll prove it.

*Warning: encounter may have lethal results or cause mild insanity at least.*

[PokeFan 0]

hah! i can't get any more crazy then i already am. even though, i'm usually never crazy here.

[Na Riknia 4]

hah! i can't get any more crazy then i already am. even though, i'm usually never crazy here.

I'm more crazier than a unicycing one eyed monkey eating horse raddishes on a volcano in february