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What's with kids these days and drugs?

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i laughed so hard at this....

MOTHERS WHO DRUGGED US!!!

The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question.

Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?" I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young:

I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.

I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity.

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and roosterleburs out of dad's fields.

I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.

Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of

drug problem, America would be a better place.

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Whats with kids these days going around swaring i mean no one should sware

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Posted

eh,

how to shock an old man

YOUR CREDITS OVER DUE!!!!

social security stopped giving you money!!

young people use curse words!!!

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You got me to smile :) good post.

as for scaring old people:

kids stay out LATE and listen to LOUD MUSIC!!

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Not all kids.

And you're not OFFICIALLY an Adult. Last time I checked, you were 18, which is STILL a teenager. And you're one to talk. YOU drink BOOZE, and get DRUNK.

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ummmm...TML, Zuzu's 20, which means he's not a teenager anymore

anyway, that is HORRENDOUS grammar :P

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No I am still a teenager! im twenteen! I swear!! ;)

Well in my country, you are legally an Adult at 18. and Im not sure why you thought I was 18, you never met me when I was 18. And GLs right, I'm 20 and in a couple of months, 21, which would make me a legal adult even in your country.

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'twas one of the most retarted things i've ever read.....

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