What we learned from playing LOZ.

[Young Link Addict 67]

I got the idea from this website of Zelda jokes but I thought this would be fun. Please number as we go.

I'll start us off.

1. Never ever go down any wells what-so-ever.

2. Chickens do not fly, they fall very quickly.

3. Fire will burn you even if you have on a red shirt and red shorts.

4. Hourglasses do not stop time.

And now I think you understand. Start off with 5 now.

[Vadarth X 0]

1. Tingle will steal your rupees.

2. Tingle will give you maps. For rupees.

3. Tingle will give you headaches, but not rupees.

4. Tingle will help you with his Tingle Tuner. But every time he helps, it costs rupees.

5. Tingle likes fairies and thinks Link is one, but still takes his rupees.

[Young Link Addict 67]

I said start at five. I'll just start at 11.

11. Chickens will die if you attack if they aren't dead yet.

[Vadarth X 0]

I said start at five. I'll just start at 11.

11. Chickens will die if you attack if they aren't dead yet.

I misunderstood what to do; I thought you meant everyone would come up with their own 5.

12. Tingle defeated lots of bosses, some bigger and harder than what Link fought.

[Twilight Rhiannon 0]

13. Taking swords out of stones/putting them back in will mess with the flow of time.

14. Playing your instrument can/will mess up time.

[Vadarth X 0]

15. You can pop [Tingle's] balloons.