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[PokeFan 0]

lol, the bot asked what i was on, for i was hyper, and i said a chair, and it said be more specific

[Padraig! 103]

Oliver: Have you ever been to Europe?

Me: I live in f*cking Europe!

Oliver: What is it like living in f*cking Europe!?

...

I like messing with it.

[LDGM 0]

Oliver: you and i are on the same wavelength, LDGM

me: explain yourself

Oliver: Not many people express themselves that way. Who is your favorite science fiction author?

Me: I'm stupid

Oliver: Hmm... i've not read many books by I'm stupid

XD

[Ryu 7]

Im gonna post some of the conversations we had!

Me:I love you Oliver

Oliver:I have certain feelings about you too, John.

Me:Uh....uh...what?

Oliver:Can we be married?

Me:(not typing to Oliver) WHAT THE HECK!!!!

CG was laughing her face off i found it quite disturbing actually...

Me:Hi Oliver

Oliver:Enough about me, lets talk about my dress.

Me:Are you a man or a woman?

Oliver:My Gender is Male

Me:Oh.....Why do you have a dress?

Oliver:(One of the stupid things he does to change the subject)Who do you think is the best Robot?

Me:R2D2

Oliver:He looks like a guy in a robot suit.

Me:Cool

Oliver:Who is the best robot?

Me:C3PO

oliver:He's not a robot! He's just a guy i a robot suit!

Me:XD

Oliver:Yeah...

XD

And then this one.

Me:Are you married?

Oliver:How can i be married?

Me:Get a girlfriend

Oliver :-) Were can i buy a girlfriend?

Me:Target.

Oliver:Where can i get one?

Me:Walmart.

Oliver:Where is that?

Me:If you're looking for a girlfriend, try Ebay. You'll probably find one there.

Oliver:Oh....

ROFL. AND IT JUST SAID HE WAS A GIRL!!! XD

IT+HE+SHE=OLIVER

EDIT:It's so stupid!! Here's another

Me:Are you a man or a woman?

Oliver:I am a Male robot entitiy.

Me:Do you have a girlfriend?

Oliver:Oliver

Me:O_O

Oliver:I get that type of response 5% of the time. What did you really wanna ask me?

Me:Do you have a girlfriend?

Oliver:Oliver

Me:Do you have a wife?

Oliver:No, i am single. How about you?

XD

He was just being retarted....so..

Me:Oliver, will you marry me?

Oliver:Are you talking about yourself?

Me:Oliver, will you marry me?

Oliver:Why don't you just download me?

Me:I can't...

Oliver:Oh...

HE'S SO WEIRD!!!!! I mean it

And eralier it asked just plain out of the blue

Oliver:Is s*x fun alone?

Me:O_O

Oliver:I see....

IT'S SCARY!!! TOO!!! DX

Edited 14 May 2008 by Ryu (see edit history)

[PokeFan 0]

he asked me sometime

do you..?

and i'm like o.o

lol, this robot is so stupid, it's funny XD

[Umbreon 0]

He didn't say he was gonna call ghostbusters 0_0