Cello

[03:36] <_mobilechan> so
[03:36] <_mobilechan> i got knocked out...
[03:37] <+Cello> uh
[03:38] <&Double45> wow
[03:38] <&Double45> like punched?
[03:38] <+Cello> did you try to skateboard with the ghost costume on
[03:38] <&Double45> or did you get roofied and someone messed with your skateboard while you were out
[03:39] <_mobilechan> no
[03:40] <_mobilechan> Jay's gf tackled me inn's drunken fit to be funny
[03:40] <&Double45> wow
[03:40] <_mobilechan> i busted my ribs on the side of the bed
[03:40] <&Double45> wow..
[03:40] <+Cello> uh
[03:40] <&Double45> i had ribs for dinner

So _17chan / Sinkychan / ghostchan is a fan of this musician named Matthew Good, I guess he's big in Canada. Sinky has been bringing him up a lot lately due to a concert he bought tickets to, most of these quotes are after the concert had happened but the first one is before.
[17:38] <_17chan> so like
[17:38] <_17chan> matthew good is in 2 and a half hours
[17:38] <_17chan> and i'm like. super excited
[17:41] <_17chan>
[17:44] <_17chan> ok time for a long bus ride and some SMT IV
[17:44] <_17chan> back into that SHIT
[17:46] <&Double45> i hope you have a 
[17:46] <&Double45> good
[17:46] <&Double45> time
[17:47] <%Fierce_Muffin> A MATTHEW good time

[11:48] <&Double45> oh yeah
[11:48] <&Double45> how was the concert
[11:48] <&Double45> just good or matthew good
[11:48] <_17chan> it was matthew puppying unbelievable
[12:26] <_17chan> jesus puppying christ
[12:26] <_17chan> i'm freaking out right now
[12:26] <%Fierce_Muffin> Did Matthew Great come back to your house with you
[12:26] <%Fierce_Muffin> Did he make you Alex Fantastic*
[12:27] <%Fierce_Muffin> Did you ride some sk8boards with Matthew Amazing
[12:27] <%Fierce_Muffin> Alright, I'm good, proceed
*TL Note: Alex is Sinky's real name
[12:46] <_17chan> on the plus side
[12:47] <_17chan> my roommate just got me coffee + a big bottle of water
[12:47] <_17chan> so i'm pretty happy
[12:47] <%Fierce_Muffin> A BIG bottle of water
[12:47] <_17chan> yeah
[12:47] <_17chan> doggie
[12:47] <%Fierce_Muffin> A Matthew Superior bottle of water
[12:47] * _17chan waits for muff
[18:05] <_17chan> omg
[18:05] <_17chan> losing my puppying shit
[18:05] <_17chan> i just ordered skylanders for 20$ and it literally TODAY went down to 9$
[18:06] <&Double45> wow
[18:06] <%Fierce_Muffin> Rough
[18:06] <&Double45> thats not matthew good
[18:06] <%Fierce_Muffin> lol
[18:06] <_17chan> double, try to refrain from beating a dead horse
[18:07] <%Fierce_Muffin> The horse isn't dead though
[18:07] <%Fierce_Muffin> It's doing just Matthew Fine
[18:07] <&Double45> lol
[18:07] <_17chan> oh ok
[18:07] <_17chan> enjoy that
[18:08] <%Fierce_Muffin> I'm dying to my own joke right now, so yeah
[18:08] <&Double45> i literally laughed out loud
[18:08] <_17chan> i'm glad
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> It's not like we're making fun of Matthew Good, Sinky... jeeeeeeeee
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> z
[18:09] <&Double45> ayy berserk is out
[18:09] <&Double45> took them 3 days
[18:09] <&Double45> thats about right
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> How dare them...
[18:09] <&Double45> hey
[18:09] <&Double45> i said it usually takes them 2-3..
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> How
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> DARE
[18:09] <%Fierce_Muffin> Them
[18:10] <&Double45> they did matthew well with the timing
[18:10] <%Fierce_Muffin> I was thinking of using that for the horse one
[18:11] <_17chan> ok
[18:11] <&Double45> whats wrong sinky
[18:11] <&Double45> sounds like your day was less than matthew perfect
[20:22] <@Nabe> I mean, I am Matthew Okay with that
[20:23] <_ghostchan> ok
[20:23] <_ghostchan> i can't believe this is actually a thing nw
[20:23] <_ghostchan> now*
[20:23] <_ghostchan> it's not even funny
[20:24] <&Double45> you just don't understand matthew great comedy
[20:24] <@Nabe> ^
[20:24] <%Fierce_Muffin> ahaha
[20:24] * _ghostchan ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
 
 

[03:36] <_mobilechan> so
[03:36] <_mobilechan> i got knocked out...
[03:37] <+Cello> uh
[03:38] <&Double45> wow
[03:38] <&Double45> like punched?
[03:38] <+Cello> did you try to skateboard with the ghost costume on
[03:38] <&Double45> or did you get roofied and someone messed with your skateboard while you were out
[03:39] <_mobilechan> no
[03:40] <_mobilechan> Jay's gf tackled me inn's drunken fit to be funny
[03:40] <&Double45> wow
[03:40] <_mobilechan> i busted my ribs on the side of the bed
[03:40] <&Double45> wow..
[03:40] <+Cello> uh
[03:40] <&Double45> i had ribs for dinner

The fight is on, people! U.S. versus Japan for the glory of honorable mecha combat.
The Challenge:
 

 
The Response:
 

 
These are good times to live in...