Ezlo's Twin

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  1. Posted

    Bob the smelly village idiot walked to his house one day and found a pig. He decided to massacre the pig. So then he cooked geese and tried to give it to his crush but she threw it in his face. Then he cried. It was midnight when he finally stopped. In Eight, million million million news tonight: A new person, KitsuneChan, has been shot. She appears to be bleeding. If you have seen the perpetrator, call:1-865-910-HELP. Back to you, Bob Marley.

    *Commercials*

    NEW from Glomobi....

    *Random voice* SHUT UP!!!!!!

    *roosters Shotgun* BLAM!!!!!!!!

    *Television explodes*

    Or Something....else happened because the Triforce broke. But that made no sense, so you died. But then someone ate Ganondorf's

  2. Posted

    Bob the smelly village idiot walked to his house one day and found a pig. He decided to massacre the pig. So then he cooked geese and tried to give it to his crush but she threw it in his face. Then he cried. It was midnight when he finally stopped. In Eight, million million million news tonight: A new person, KitsuneChan, has been shot. She appears to be bleeding. If you have seen the perpetrator, call:1-865-910-HELP. Back to you, Bob Marley.

    *Commercials*

    NEW from Glomobi....

    *Random voice* SHUT UP!!!!!!

    *roosters Shotgun* BLAM!!!!!!!!

    *Television explodes*

    Or Something....else happened because the Triforce broke.

  4. Posted

    Guys!

    I'm making an online Hyrule RPG... um, it's forum-based though, and it's the sort of roleplay where you post a thread, and characters reply to it with what's happening from their point of view.... you know?

    Anyway, Still Under Construction, but here is the fabulous link:

    http://hyruleonlinerp.proboards84.com/

    Edit: AAAAH! My bad, Put this in wrong section!

  6. Posted

    Chapter One

    The sorcerer stalks through the night... his goal is within sight, and yet he can feel something will happen to ruin it...

    It was afternoon, and a bright, cheerful sun hung over Hyrule Castle Town. The Hylian people bustled around the town, doing their shopping and talking to each other merrily. The crowds were gradually thinner up the slope to the Castle, due to the fact that there were less shops up here. The many ornate fountains in the Castle gardens were flowing, making soft, splashing noises which mingled with the sound of birdsong and the people in town. The two guards flanking the castle entrance, still as statues, were sweating all over, both with an overwhelming desire to take off their heavy armour.

    Meanwhile, in the throne room, Princess Zelda sat in her golden throne, awaiting an apparently "Important Announcement" from the royal messenger. She was just about to send some guards to look for the wretched man, when he burst in through the doors in front of her. He bowed quickly. "Your highness!" he said breathlessly, "i have received information from all four Elemental tribes... each of the Shrines has been broken!"

    Eyes widening, Zelda stood up. "But..." she muttered, "That can't be... I mean, if it is..." she knew what this meant. She resumed her authoritative position and tone. "Do you know why this has happened?" She asked.

    "They say that they each saw a cloaked figure walking away from the Temples... looks like a Sorcerer, and-" but he was interrupted by a sudden flame springing up on his red cap. He yelled out, and Zelda screamed. Her adviser, who had previously been hidden in the shadows beside the throne, suddenly stepped out, and, with a wave of his hand, the flames were extinguished. Adviser Amplus retreated again.

    "Thank you, Amplus," Zelda said breathlessly, a hand over her chest in which her heart was still hammering. Everybody present knew why it had happened - when the Elemental Shrines were broken, the Elements would become unbalanced all over Hyrule... it had already begun, but there was something worse, much, much worse, to come...

    In a cottage about a mile south of the Castle, a young boy slept, even though it was nearing midday. He was having something that seemed to be a nightmare...

    He was standing in front of a cracked altar with a large red jewel set into it. As he watched, the crack disappeared... the same happened three other times, except the jewels were different each time: the second was blue, the third green and the last white.

    Link woke up from his dream... what was it? He could feel something, something was telling him that those dreams were somehow incredibly significant to the future...

    [Woo! Any guesses what is happening? I won't say whether you're right or wrong, but feel free post any theories!]

  7. Posted

    EDIT: Damn it, someone already replied. Ah well, Ignore this post.

    Awww, Hard question.... I prefer Link, but Mario's kinda cute, with his pudgy face and round body..... Um....

    Actually, link's all brave and clever, so he'd eiethernot be afraid, or use some special item/method to escape. So I pick MARIO!

    Would you rather the world turned into Hyrule (including all the evil monsters, Ganondorf, etc.) or they never ade another Zelda game again?

  8. Posted

    On Minish Cap, I had just got Roc's Cape, and I wanted to test it out, so i tried jumping to a different platform, and it wouldn't work, so I got all annoyed and turned the game off - without saving... I later realised I had forgot to equip the Cape! :embarrassed:

  9. Posted

    I have a problem.

    I want to post a fan-fic in the Articles section, but whenever I try, it tells me I don't have permission to post a topic there.

    Anyone know why?

  10. Posted

    A Tingle game has already been made... 'Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland' it has something to do with tingle going around collecting Rupees so he can go to this land of Rupees. at least, that's what one site said...

    Link player, the Truthers are cool :D

    Now, my idea....

    Set years and years after the games so far... You play OoT Link's distant descendants - note the use of plural! Sort of on the same lines as FS and FSA, you control three characters at once. You can swap the party leader (the character you are actually controlling - the others just copy him/her) at any time. I have no idea for a plot, i just thought multiple characters would be cool...

  11. Posted

    I only joined yesterday..... um, I was googling for an online Zelda game, and this came up (it said Hyrule.net - the original Zelda Online!). And I wanted to join. Yeah.

    PS: How do I post a fan-fic? Whenever I try, it gives me an error message saying I'm not allowed. Revel in my Newbishness!

  12. Posted

    Yeah, Minish comes first - we know this because at the start, the monsters are released around Hyrule when Vaati takes the Picori Blade from it's chest.

    Ouch. That is annoying. By the way, welcome to the forums! :biggrin:

    Thanks :biggrin:

  13. Posted

    I've been a Zelda fan for ages... but I am sorry to say that I never owned any of the games, until a few days ago, when i bought the Minish Cap. It's an awesome game, and I'm on the final dungeon, Dark Hyrule Castle...

    However, the thing that really, really annoys me is this:

    When you die, no matter how many Heart Containers you have, you always respawn with just 3 hearts! (Might be 4...) This is most annoying on Dark Hyrule Castle, when you have to fight through 3 minibosses (two red nuts, one black nut) and 3 bosses (Vaati in all three forms) without being able to have a break, or with no portals appearing in-between.... basically, you have to fight them all each time, even if you save in-between...

    Uh, yeah. So, I know exactly how to kill each boss, and I actually find Vaati's forms quite easy, but the nuts just annoy me! The y alwys take me down to basically no health, so Vaati kills me :embarrassed: