Negation

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  1. Posted

    Old Godzilla was hopping around

    Tokyo City like a big playground

    When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

    And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade

    Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

    But didn't expect to get blocked by Shaq

    Who proceeded to open a can of Shaq Fu

    When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

    And started beatind up Shaquille O'Neal

    Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

    But before it could make it back to the Batcave

    Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

    And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

    And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

    But he ran out of bullets

    And he ran away

    Because Optimus Prime came to save the day

    This is the Ultimate Showdown

    Of Ultimate Destiny!

    Good guys, bad guys and explosions

    As far as the eye can see

    And only one will survive

    I wonder who it will be

    This is the Ultimate Showdown

    Of Ultimate Destiny.

    Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

    Like Scruff McGuff took a bite out of crime

    and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

    but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

    and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

    when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

    but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

    Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

    then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

    and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

    'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

    and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

    then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

    while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

    onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

    then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

    this is the Ultimate Showdown...

    angels sang out in immaculate chorus

    down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

    who deliver a kick which could shatter bones

    into the crotch of Indiana Jones

    who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

    as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

    but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

    and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

    then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

    "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

    Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

    Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

    Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

    Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

    Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

    Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

    all came out of no where lightning fast

    and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

    it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

    with civilians looking on total awe

    and the fight raged on for a century

    many lives were claimed, but eventually

    the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

    Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

    this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

    good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

    and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

    this is the Ultimate Showdown...

    this is the Ultimate Showdown...

    this is the Ultimate Showdown...

    of Ultimate Destiny

    Lol I remember that song from about a year ago... It's funny.

  3. Posted

    1. TLoZ: Ocarina of Time

    2. Kingdom Hearts 2

    3. Jak 3

    4. Halo 2

    5. Halo

    6. Crackdown

    7. Need for Speed Underground

    8. TLoZ: Minish Cap

    9. TLoZ: Phantom Hourglass

    10. Resistance: Fall of Man

    Of course, I don't own all of those games, but I have played them. The ones I don't own are KH2, Halo/2, Crackdown, and Resistance.

  5. Posted

    Template: The Hyrule Sunset one.

    Species: Twilit King

    Age: 12

    Clan: The Twilight Army

    Blurb: FreckleFart, Zant's crazy-twice-as-evil twin, was created when the shadow from Ganondorf made contact with the light from the Master sword. FreckleFart has the power to bend others to his will, and is immune to both light and dark magic. He appears to those who are about to die, and tries to bargain with them. He can give them a new life, but only if they promise to spend a lifetime as one of his servants.

    Yah, it's a bit long, so if it doesn't fit, cut it off after "and is immune to both light and dark magic".

  6. Posted

    Not at all. Just to show how easy our spelling tests are. I'm pretty sure that our first word o that 70-word test was... Cup. I think. We probably had "Eye" as well.

  7. Posted

    Yah but you all seem to think I wouldn't be a good Mod... So News Reporter is the only other thing that will help Hyrule.net...

    Yeah IMO our tests are easy... HOPEFULLY next year they'll get harder in 7th grade... Stupid easy spelling tests.

    "Ooh, children, your next word is "Subterranean"".

    Too easy.

    I'm good at math as well, but this other guy could do... Like... 736 x 958... Right off the top of his head...

    If you said, "Hey Patrick, what's 736 x 958?" He'd say, straight away, "705088".

    His math skill is legendary.

    >___>

  8. Posted

    I just figured out... I also got more posts than a Mod... >___>

    Yah.

    Oh no I think I'm turning into Mr. Pokefan... :fear:

    ...

    Ha...

  10. Posted

    Yeah...

    HEY WAIT YOU'RE ENCOURAGING ME TO SPAM!!!

    Are you?

    Stop messing with my head!!!

    ...

    :cry:

    And, as you all know, I have done many great things never done on Hyrule.net before... I busted the double post record, I made an army, the first army made by a noob, I... Does... Stuffs?

  11. Posted

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    I got 200 posts in 1 month... Sooo... 4 more months. Gosh darn it.

  14. Posted

    Sooo... You asked him... Or her... Whatever... Meaning... I could... Ask... And... Become... A... MOHDARAYTAH!?!?!?

    You're giving me crazy ideas. :unsure:

  15. Posted

    ... Me...?

    I know I don't have a very high post count, but I'm active, I'm the top speller in my whole class, and definitely willing to help out on Hyrule.net.

    I... Guess I'm well-behaved... It's not really up to me to decide, it's up to the other members.

    Another thing:

    I've never helped out on any website before, so if you think I'm not doing well, Dustina, you can give the job to someone else. :biggrin:

  17. Posted

    Okay, I saw that video on YouTube called "Acute Angles", and I thought I would try a few of them myself. Watch the video here first:

    http://video.google.com.au/videoplay?docid...h&plindex=2

    Hopefully you already have the Great Spin Attack in PH, because I'm not telling you how to get it. That would spoil A LOT for those who don't have PH yet.

    Okay, so first you want to go to the Temple of the Ocean King. Walk around to the left side of it, and go about halfway up in line with the TotOC (Temple of the Ocean King).

    Next, see the tree closest to the TotOC? That will be our little push. Charge you spin attack, still halfway up with the temple, and slide along the wall of the TotOC until you hit the tree. The tree should push you INTO the temple. Whatever you do, don't walk through the temple to the right side, or you will get stuck. You can walk through the trees on the island using this glitch. DO NOT go near Grandpa's house, or you will get stuck. If you do by accident, DO NOT save the game, and turn off the DS.

    This glitch may take several tries.

  18. Posted

    Hey LDGM you're not the highest double poster! L@@K AT THE BOTTOM OF MY SIG!!!

    *Back on topic*

    ^Err... We'd... Be... Dead?

    What if I was a normal person? :fear:

  19. Posted

    Then a speeding train would have hit you, ripped you to shreds, and you would have lived and reformed.

    What if...

    An 80 year old dog tried to take over an air conditioner with a gun made of potatoes (HeH... Potato gun... >___>) that shoots Pikachus?

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    Second page yayz.

  21. Posted

    In Soviet Russia, trees grow you!

    In Soviet Russia, food cooks you!

    In Soviet Russia, windows see through you!

    In Soviet Russia, Christmas tree puts presents under you!

    In Soviet Russia, cupboard puts things in you!

    In Soviet Russia, house lives in you!

    In Soviet Russia, pen writes with you!

    In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

    In Soviet Russia, you annoy little sisters!

    In Soviet Russia, garden plants you!

    In Soviet Russia, LDGM is smart!

    In Soviet Russia, future is past!

    In Soviet Russia, Santa is real!

    In Soviet Russia, Great Evil Army is Great Good Army!

    In Soviet Russia, Keaton's un-evil army is Keatons EVIL army!

    In Soviet Russia, Twilight Army is Twilight Army (What's the opposite of in-between?)!

    In Soviet Russia...

    Poo does you?!?!?!?!?!?! I DO NOT WANT TO GET -- DONE -- BY A POO!!!

    I'm finished. :unsure:

  22. Posted

    Eye wuneh plai thah nekst gayme. Eye wyl sehnd thah roopies ihn ahdvansse, soe dohn't forgeht aboot meh playce ehn thah nekxst gayme!!!

    What I said in normal language:

    I wanna play the next game. I'll send the rupees in advance, so don't forget about my place in the next game!