Grandmaster Phoenix

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  1. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    So I bought a safety razor. (Remember those ads from the 50s?) It looks like someone dragged my face behind a truck through a broken glass factory.

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    That's what I did though. I actually showered first, I used shaving soap from a tub and a badger brush. I use alum sometimes, but I don't really like using it.

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    I feel like how I would imagine a ferret feels.

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    Both?

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    Drunk Me needs to stop being useless. Also, vodka makes me sad.

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    No, like I lose shit and hide my own stuff.

  4. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    Drunk Me needs to stop being useless. Also, vodka makes me sad.

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    Vodka is the only booze that makes me sad but a lot of other things make me sad. It seems like it's too much to ask to be happy anymore.

  5. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    Has been experimenting with AutoCAD...I made an anvil...http://i.imgur.com/akkNIi4.png

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    I'm also taking requests if people want stuff.

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    Apparently chicks dig blacksmiths. Even if you aren't very good at it.

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    He forgot the HARD metal surface.

  7. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    Is it hammer time? Yes, it is hammer time. LOOK WHAT HAMMER TIME DID: http://i.imgur.com/33MvQvk.jpg

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    Dropped it on the floor from about 6 feet. Rings like a bell, did not break.

  8. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    Is it hammer time? Yes, it is hammer time. LOOK WHAT HAMMER TIME DID: http://i.imgur.com/33MvQvk.jpg

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    Actually, that started as a railroad spike. A metal snake is not a bad idea for my next project.

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    That puppying scary as shit moment where you miss what you're working on and the hammer bounces off the anvil and almost hits you in the face...

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    Absolutely.

  10. Status update posted by DR SHRUBBERY!

    "Sure is humid and 98-degrees out today. Lets turn off the AC and open ALL THE WINDOWS."

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    I hate that "logic".

  11. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    Today it seems that I have the attention span of a small insect. I'm too tired...

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    Yea, but squid wasps.

  12. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    Did not need to deal with that. Dasvidaniya suchka.

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    Prom date went passive agressive, bitchy, and started guilt tripping me, insulted my friends and was anti-social all night.

  13. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    So it seems that State Farm is trying to squid me with a rake. Why is car insurance so damn expensive?

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    I would like to go places farther than work though. Plus, bikes arent exactly great at carrying power tools.

  14. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    So it seems that State Farm is trying to squid me with a rake. Why is car insurance so damn expensive?

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    I live in a suburb and I want a car so I don't have to walk 3 miles back and forth to work. $200 a month.

  15. Status update posted by pecker

    i hate macro economics class.

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    I think I opened my book twice...Like I said, just ask if you need help

  16. Status update posted by pecker

    i hate macro economics class.

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    Macro was easy. PM me if you need help.

  17. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    Well. ╒uck.

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    What's that supposed to mean?

  19. Status update posted by Sahaqiel

    Users that only come back for new releases.

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    I'm not buying it.

  20. Status update posted by Teto

    Well off I go. Going to this Twilight marathon today at 4 (in 5 hours) I'll be changed when I return.

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    I'm sorry.

  21. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    http://i.imgur.com/TPgn3.png

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    I did not say kill you. What if I just half buried you and kicked you in the ribs for trying to steal my wallet?

  22. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    http://i.imgur.com/TPgn3.png

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    I did not say kill you. What if I just half buried you and kicked you in the ribs for trying to steal my wallet?

  23. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    http://i.imgur.com/TPgn3.png

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    This would get 14 (Now 15) comments here. Also, if you try to steal my wallet, I will put you in the ground.

  24. Status update posted by Grandmaster Phoenix

    Got accepted to NMU!!!

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    I'm not sure. But there's no need to be a dick. Also, I love it up in Marquette.

  25. Status update posted by T1g

    wait wait wait what the fuck. what kind of place do you work at where someone would do that. there are like multiple levels of the act that require questioning

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    Grocery Store.