Zeldafan

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  1. Posted

    Wait a minuet. You threw away a perfectly good working MM for the N64 because it had a witch in it? That was increadibly stupid. You should have sold it so that it's spirit could live on.

    I'm going to the dump to find it. You know what screw it I don't feel like walking.

    Well yeah it was fun but it had demons, magic, spells, and witches in it. It was too harry potter for me.

    Lol and as hard as it is to find it I guess I raised the rarity of it by one copy :killer:

    The Wind Waker is my favorite. It's just so amazing. :)

    I know :wub:

    But that one has magic in it too :cry:

  2. Posted

    Sigh :P

    Does anyone here actually have anything good to say about religion?

    Oh did you know that in Christianity being religious is a sin. Its called living to a standard but being fake.

  3. Posted · Edited by Zeldafan (see edit history)

    Ah-hem let me try this again :deadhorse:

    Yeah this guy's definitely a big fat 0 since he rated me that :tumbleweed:

    Oh not to mention I think he can't spell or he made a typo when making his name because "fancs" makes no human sense.

    And he tried to copy my name!

  5. Posted · Edited by Zeldafan (see edit history)

    A long time ago in a field far far away. . .

    There once was a story about the hero of time known as Link. And he saved the princess from the evil demon Ganondorf many times. But one day our hero decides that he has a higher calling than just saving the same person over and over again. And so he decides to visit outer space!

    And this is where our story begins.

    Link builds him a rocket ship and takes Zelda and a male and female of almost ever race from Goron to Zora with him. And he felt sorry for whatever race Ganondorf is, so he decides to take a male and female of Ganon's race. And on his journey he happens to pass a Tingle shaped spaceship but suddenly realises that there's more than one spaceship. In fact Tingle had already beat him on his quest. And so the whole crew started arguing and was upset because they wanted to form their own space government and amendments and a saturday milk bar but Tingle had beaten them to it. And Zelda, being a royal pain, was especially angry at Link. And so he said "Well Excuuuuuuuuuuussssssee me princess!"

    And then Zelda suddenly realised that her race is doomed to die in outer space because Link is gay. Seeing as only a homosexual could talk in that high pitched of a voice. And so the whole ship continued arguing. And like most arguments they never argue about the same thing long, in fact the crew was having second thoughts about the Link. Navi wondered how fairies could get around in a space helmet, the Zora's wanted a water planet, And Zelda was going to have to cross bread with the Gorons.

    So suddenly the whole idea seemed all bad! And then suddenly Midna heard appeared out of the twilight and waved with her silly fingers and said "Howdy TooTs" but was upset that she wasn't invited on Link's journey to outer space. And so Midna farted in the ship and didn't say excuse me. And to make matters worse, the engine was running out of gas and they couldn't find a swifty anywhere so they had to land on a strange planet. And as they got out of their spaceship they were greeted by the Sims but could not understand a word they were saying. But the people of Hyrule did not have to worry about language differences, because being a spoiled Disney star, Hilary Duff insisted upon being in the Sims 2 Pets, so Link was greeted by Hilary Duff. But the planet had grown in popularity, so more Disney stars wanted to be on that planet. Zac and Cody were there too. And the entire cast of High School Musical. And Link, having a shred of manhood, saw Vanessa Hudgens (Gabrielle) and turned straight!

    And so this is how our story ends.

    Except Hannah Montanah was killed in her sleep by Midna for obvious reasons.

    And Link fell in love with Midna and they got married, but had no idea what the Pastor was saying at their wedding. And Link and Midna had a child and it was a boy, and the child had special powers and was for certain to die a vergin.

    And being 50% of them obviously mostly gay, especially the blond one, the crew of High School Musical said "You better get yah head in the game" because they insisted on singing and dancing to music which they had no idea where it was coming from.

    And so Link, Ganon, Zelda, and Link's freaked up child, and the entire races of Hyrule, all sang and danced with the cast of High School Musical singing "You Get The Best Of Both Worlds" in honor of that washed up actress soon forgotten.

    :gottriforce: The End :gottriforce:

  7. Posted

    Oh my silly :jawdrop:

    How many posts did this thing get while I was gone!

    Ok the person above me? Yikes, um I think she's new? And I don't really know um?

  9. Posted

    Rather than a picture of me, I have a video.

    Here I am

    What's that on your face :linkblink:? Acne isn't black!

    Is that a dark camera or a mole or dirt?

    Or maby you're changing colors :whee:

    Taken after school on Tuesday after I was helping Japanese club with their snack sales.
    You're Japanese! Nice pose by the way :groupwave:
    Silly josh.
    His name is Josh!

    Ahhaha now all I need is his last name city and social security number and my plan shall be complete :evil:

  10. Posted · Edited by Zeldafan (see edit history)

    Are you talking about your room? If so, then I have a very interesting confession!

    Every item in my entire room has a specific spot!

    I fold all blankets in my closet (about 20 blankets) the exact same way from length to width, and then put them in order from heaviest to lightest, and then stack my pillows in order by size, and then organize all of my games to fit to exact length/width of my shelf so theres no more room on that shelf, and then I have every item in every drawer of my drawers in a certain spot at a certain angle.

    And then I put all of my coin rolls in order all face up from 25

  12. Posted · Edited by Zeldafan (see edit history)

    Zeldafan, gtfo.

    Now.

    What does that even stand for :censored3:

    And if its mean, what'd I ever do to you? Was it necessary :confused:

    ...

    OK IL CHEK IT UOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 KK ZEDLAFNA :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

    Thank you!

    I don't see how anyone can find it not pure fun, and besides your avatar says a lot about you :killer:

    I hope you play it.

    Oh and by the way!

    I'm not advertising a game and saying join this game because it's free! I'm simply seeing if any of you have an account or would just like to start a file so we can play.

    There's a difference :groupwave:

  16. Posted

    I think this video is from the Meaning of Life. If not... It's still funny.

    Oh my goodness 0_o

    Um we could start posting funny youtube videos on what we think is the meaning of life, and I'm not being sarcastic, but I think this thread should just get *Locked*

    Thanks for finding that for me though. It's nice that you were looking :happybday:

  20. Posted

    Heh, you almost lost me my warn somehow glitched up close to 100%! The mods are currently working on fixing that problem.

    How long were you gone?

    Was I a member before you left?

  21. Posted

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaz :groupwave::happybday:

    Um who has the most posts on the entire site!

    I never even pay attention to my post number? What is it ?:(

  22. Posted

    Um I happend to have recently trew away my Zelda Majoras mask game for the 64 because it had a witch in it, and it was a little too much like harry potter as far as witches and stuff.

  24. Posted · Edited by Zeldafan (see edit history)

    To get the 40 hours of community service needed to graduate high school I go to a seniors home once a week for an hour and teach them how to play Wii.
    And why does your school make you do that? Do all schools do that???

    Oh and I recommend the Wii News Channel :stretcher:

  25. Posted · Edited by Zeldafan (see edit history)

    You're b&.

    You're Banned for inventing that :applause2:

    Oh and Your All Banned because one of my first threads ever got *Locked* titled "This site needs help"!

    Your All Also Banned because that thread was not spam but an actual topic.