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  1. Posted

    I've caught a few of them. So far my fav is the one he beat the crap out of Bugs Bunny.

    Oh here's another good one:

    "I'd rather let a buffalo take a steaming liquid diarrhea dump in my ear"

  2. Posted · Edited by DorkLink (see edit history)

    This is a step-by-step walkthrough to get the Biggoron Sword in OoT. Before doing this you must have Epona to get everywhere within time limits. (see How to get Epona)

    1. Talk to Anju to get a Pocket Cuccoo Egg.

    (Anju is the woman standing near the cuccoo pen at the entrance to the Graveyard).

    2. Play the Sun's Song till the next day for the cuccoo to hatch.

    (Song is obtained after playing Zelda's Lullaby on the Triforce symbol in front of the

    northern-most gravestone in the Graveyard).

    3. Wake Talon up with the cuccoo.

    (He's in the "inn" of Kakariko; found at the bottom of the stairs heading up to Death Mountain)

    4. Talk to Anju after using Cuccoo to wake Talon to get Cojiro; a blue cucco.

    5. Give Corjo to Grog who is sitting in the lost woods where the skull kid was to get the Odd Mushroom

    (Easiest way to find it is to head left as you enter the Lost Woods from Kokiri Village)

    **From here on out, if you warp when you're timed to bring something from point A to point B, the item will

    automatically spoil.**

    6. Take Odd Mushroom to the old hag in the potion shop within the time limit to get the Odd Potion.

    (The quickest way to do this is to go into the shop across from the Bazaar in Kakariko [the building with the

    man-with-a-beard on it]; take the back exit, jump down from the ledge, climb the stairs and enter the

    hag's potion shop)

    7. Give the Odd Potion to the female Kokiri where Grog was sitting to get the Poacher's Saw.

    8. Take the Poacher's Saw to the Carpenter in Gruedo Valley to get the Broken Goron Sword.

    (The first and only(?) Carpenter you see standing outside the tent across the big bridge in Gerudo

    Valley.)

    9. Take the Broken Goron Sword to Biggoron on top of Death Mountain to get the Prescription.

    (Biggoron is on the plateau you find the cave with the Great Fairy that gives you magic.)

    10. Go to the Ice Cavern and get some Blue Fire.

    11. Unfreeze King Zora with Blue Fire and show him the Prescription to get the Eyeball Frog.

    12. Give the Eyeball Frog to the Scientist at Lake Hylia within the time limit to get the Eye Drops.

    (He's found in the large building that overlooks the bridge/s leading to the warp point for Lake Hylia

    and where you'd get the Fire Arrows)

    13. Give the Eye Drops to Biggoron within the time limit to get the Claim Check.

    14. Make three days pass by playing the Sun's Song six times.

    15. Show Biggoron the Claim Check to get the Biggoron Sword.

    Hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of adding just a few expanded descriptions on where to find NPCs. ie. "Talk to Anju" sounds just a little too vague for someone who'd be playing the game for the first time :)

  3. Posted

    What Zelda games should you buy? Hmm... let's see here...

    ALL OF THEM

    **Except the P.O.S. CD-i games. I'd rather eat the anus of a dead skunk than touch those pieces of garbage**

  5. Posted

    I feel your pain. My youngest brother was on a Spongebob Squarepants kick when he was in his 14+. How anybody can watch that show and not wanna puke in annoyance is beyond me :huh:

  7. Posted

    The Morrigan?

    I grew up on a small farm in a town in the United States

    I'm from another planet

    I'm a reporter

  8. Posted

    It's impossible. Some side quests span over the full 3 days to complete. Plus, once you start the game the 3 day timer starts, and once you snag the Ocarina back from Skull Kid, you play the Song of Time and reset time. I think that challenge is over before it could even begin :P

  9. Posted · Edited by DorkLink (see edit history)

    Dip a mime in super glue and then bird seed then let him go in the middle of an area full of pigeons/seagulls.

    What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs and over your neighbors dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back it's...?

  10. Posted

    Y'know... I seriously thought you were really pissed about your actual job... and I thought you had a really crummy job havin to work with people like that... but then I read the "hop in the van and solve mysteries and poo" part. Threw me off, then I saw Tappy's post.

    I felt like I just got punk'd, but I was laughing too damn hard to care. Awesome :D

  11. Posted

    Oh man... that was awesome. I just recently watched Lion King 1&2 recently just for nostalgia sake, and after listening to this I want to watch them again... heh.

    Do you know any other Disney-related songs on piano?

    A few memorable Disney movies with songs I really enjoyed:

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame (don't remember the titles, but there's one the gypsy Chopin sings, and one Quasimodo sings too)

    Hercules ("Go The Distance"; which I think Micheal Bolton re-did)

    Lion King ("Can You Feel The Love Tonight"; I actually like Elton John's version too)

    Lion King 2: Simba's Pride (the opening song "He Lives In You". I listen to this song and I always feel sad that Mufasa's dead :( )

    Tarzan ("You'll Be In My Heart"; a great song Phil Collins re-did too. I think he did another song for this movie too but I can't remember the name).

    I have others but these are the ones I remember the most :)

  12. Posted

    Or! Ganondorf is just such a badass that all lesser evil beings bow to him. If you're craving death and destruction, who better to follow than the guy with the Triforce of Power bound to the back of his hand?

    Hell, Ganny could probably use his dark magics to make the monsters do his bidding anyway. Wasn't Volvagia of OoT just a resident of the hottest part of Death Mountain before Ganondorf "corrupted" him to attack/eat the Gorons?

  13. Posted

    the Trigger series has long been overdue for another installment... Cross was alright, but I think Square-Enix can do a LOT better. Lavos isn't dead; he can come back! I'm sure there's a whole species of more like him somewhere out there.

  18. Posted

    Oracle of Seasons and Ages, I mean, it'd be pretty amazing and it could make the password system easier if it saved the password through a special way so when you put in the opposite game, it'll ask you if you want to use the password and such.

    Plus, that's 6 DIFFERENT OVERWORLDS, sgnjkdf. GOODNESS.

    Also, Phantom Hourglass is already in 3-D, what is this.

    also, you forgot to include the first two Zeldas.

    I can't believe I forgot the first 2... I just won the Zelda noob award.

    I kinda consider PH mostly 2D though; it's still got the overhead look, with 3D elements thrown in at sea and in some boss fights.

    Thanks for the fix Muffin

  19. Posted

    I was thinkin about it (my choice still stays LA though :P); that cape that turns you invisible and lets you walk through some objects... that'd be a cool thing to see in 3D.

    I just thought of another thing too... remember how annoying Moldorm was the first time you played the game? Just as you think you're close to killing him, he speeds up and knocks you off the platform if you're not careful. I wonder how that fight would play out in 3D :P

  20. Posted · Edited by Sahaqiel (see edit history)

    I chose Link's Awakening. I'd love to see the Pegasus Boots and Roc's Feather's usage in 3D. I'm seeing a gap the size of Kakariko Gorge or a pitfall in Gerudo Desert (both in TP's Hyrule), and having to use the two items in conjuncture to clear the gap, much like you would need to use to clear 2-3 (4?) pitfall holes in the 2D version.

    I was thinking about this earlier and could almost visualize the wind whipping past Link in third-person camera mode, and just at the edge of the gap Link leaps and soars across the gap, kinda like seeing Epona clear the bridge gap in OoT but without the cutscene look to it. :)

  21. Posted

    Heh yeah, if you can figure out the timing to it and can do it pretty much every time, all the more power to ya. I guess I just find the hand signal to be the cheap way out :P

  22. Posted

    Do you know how to get a good boost at the beginning of the race?

    I usually use Lakitu's hand as a reference when I should hit the gas during the start. His hand'll go down twice in tune with the beep of the starting light, and once his hand goes up again to come down for the final time, that's when you hold the gas.

    Like this: 1. hand up; hand goes down, beep, hand goes back up.

    2. hand up; hand goes down, beep, hand goes back up.

    3. when hand goes up for last beep, right as it hits the highest point hit gas.

    I get a boost off the start every time doing this. Ignore people that say "wait until the 2 fades", that's not very accurate at all.