Escape My Fate

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    I Love your theroy it makes sence to me, The happy mask salesman has ALWAYS scared me to death *Shudders* that creepy laugh anyway yeah I agree with your theroy but what doesn't make sence is how hes sooo happy one minute then the next minute the cracks and goes insane on your ass but I guess that kinda clears up why he has so many emotional issues right?

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    lol thank you I will try to stop with the emoticons I'm just so use to it tho , sorry and yes that was my first fan fiction so Sorry for the grammer and spelling mistakes , next time I will improve I promise , last I just really don't like that dog or that creeper the happy mask salesman so Very sorry

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    This Is from Link's Perspective so :P Don't get Confused cuz you might wonder I? Who is I? lol and KAfei is an Adult in this so he looks grown up in this so u can picture it better in your mind

    It's been 3 years since Iv'e been here,

    Clocktown, Oh boy... the memories and EVRYONE was there people from hyrule, clocktown EVRYONE

    Iwas walking at a slow pace and stoped , oh my god its that Stupid god damn Effing dog again, I remember this thing, it used to bark all day , all night, try to lick me when I was a Zora , tried to KILL me when I was a deku and got its scary owner to beat me with a stick when I was a Goron. God I wanted to kick this little mofo so hard and watch it fly but they would prbly sue me for 1000 ruppies :unsure: Oh well, just keep walking hopefully it doesn't remember me. I opened the doors to the clock tower to see my old friend "the happy mask salesman", He never told me his name and he always scared the crap out of me uggggh he was a one of the kind Creeper

    "hey HMS whats up"

    "WHERE'S MY MASK!!!" :fear:

    "AHHHH I GAVE IT BACK TO YOU DON'T KILL ME!"

    "Oh ... Right ... Sorry!, my memory is a little bad after that little Menace hit me upon my head *weird hms laugh*"

    "O_O .... right.... How's buissness at the marketplace?"

    "good, I met a purple flying unicorn the other day he was very very nice ^_^"

    "Ummm....O_O...yeah... about that.... tell your crack dealer I said Hi ..:S"

    "Will Do ^_^"

    "Bye Happy Mask Salesman *cough*maybe a little TOO happy*cough*"

    "WHAT!" *scary face*

    "O_O NOTHING" *runs out*

    Close call, he may have done something Illegal to me like he did that one time when I was a Deku Oh Ma Gawd those memories will haunt me for the rest of my life :S

    I walked on saw my old friend the postman he woulden't talk to me thoughbecause hes needs to "keep to the schedual" haha good ol' postman ^_^

    I went to East clock town and entered the Stock pot Inn

    "Hey Anju How's life"

    "Great ^_^ Haven't seen you in a while how's your life"

    "Same Old, Same Old fighting some weird thing that may kill me any second to "save the world" you know what I mean?"

    "haha yeah ..Oh the baby just kicked ^_^"

    "Yeah how many months now?"

    "7 just a couple to go and little Ivy is born ^_^"

    "How is KAfei latley"

    -A Tall Muscular Purple haired man walks in the room-

    "Woah.... Kafei What the hell? I thought you looked like you were 7?"

    "Nope Fixed that Link ;) haha"

    "Oh Well my best regardes to your family I still have to see a couple of faces around town see what's going on"

    "the bombers are in highschool now , you know that right"

    "OH MY ....NO WAY! are they still innocent and good?"

    "they robbed the milk bar -.-"

    "HAHAHAHAHAH Oh MY!"

    "I'ts not Funny -.-"

    "Sorry :S"

    "well have fun :)"

    "I will ;)" - I winked at them and left the building

    I stepped outside and went to north clock town

    I saw another creeper friend of mine

    ...TINGLE

    I poped his ballon

    he fell

    "Greetings my fairy friend KIMPOOLAHWTFINEEDALIFE! LUCKY LUCKY YOUR SO LUCKY"

    "Um... YEAH... how's life?"

    -Tingle rubbs my shoulder with his dirty nasty gross wrinkly hands-

    "heh heh heh I like Pudding :D"

    "mhmm sounds interesting"

    " :D"

    ":S Im gonna go now"

    " I LOVE YOU LINK I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!!!"

    *Runs off to fairy fountain*

    "hahahha Must I heal your wounds?"

    ";) mhmmm soft and nice just the way I like it ;)"

    "Ugh Link your such a perve, I may dress like a hoe cuz I'm a huge fairy! nothing fits me except for hooker clothes? :S I don't know why?"

    ":P just playin' How's life Fairy?"

    "Tough all these weirdos come in looking for some action it gets annoying"

    "HAHA okay like who?"

    "The Mayor, Those grumpy peto brothers from the ranch and that weird ass smelly fish guy"

    "HAHAHAHAHHAHAH Okay"

    "LINK IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

    "okay! how many times have I heard that Today? "

    "2 link 2"

    "heh well bye Sexy ;)"

    "UGHH! :@"

    -I laughed at my self-

    what a Charmer I am

    I won so many girls over

    speaking of girls where is Cremia?

    I haven't seen her since god knows when

    I looked all ove rand found her

    "Hey baby"

    "ugh link what is it I have no time I must put the magic ingredient in this milk to make it magic"

    " I just wanted to say hi calm yourself!"

    "Hi now BYE!"

    *cough* PMSING! *cough*

    "WHAT!!!!!!"

    "nothing"

    *runs away to music box house*

    "Hi Pamela Where's Daddy?"

    "Daddy Downstairs, He Working, Don't Disturb!"

    "okie dokie!"

    "hey music box man whats up"

    "Oh nothing"

    - he turned around his eyes glowing red- Oh crap hes a vampire now-

    NO! *plays song of healing*

    "THANK YOU LINK! you saved me again!"

    "your welcome"

    :)

    I went outside and jumped a couple of ledges till I saw that Effing Douche Sakon again

    I sacked him :)

    he was rolling on the ground

    I felt good :)

    I went back to the town and visited a couple of others boy things have changed... then I saw her... the girl of my dreams...Zelda

    "Hey Zelda"

    "Hey Link"

    "Um... Tonights the thingy of the time and thingy and um yeah and uh..."

    "I'll come with you link :)"

    ":D thanks :D"

    "no problem I mean you did save my life and all"

    "see u at 8 then?"

    "yep :D"

    "Later babe :P"

    "bye Link ;)"

    YES!!!! a date with Zelda Life couldent get any better :D

    Oh gawd... its Skull Kid... HEY hes so awsome with his little fairy buddys!

    "HEY BROTHER WHATS UP!"

    "hey Link hows the "saving the world" stuff"

    "It's Alright how about u and that Deku princess I set you up with huh huh nice huh?;)"

    "Heck yes! u gonna be at the carnival of Time Tonight?"

    "Yep and guess with who?"

    "Oh My Who!?"

    "Zelda"

    "ZELDA!!"

    "Zelda"

    "OH MY GOD U GOT A DATE WITH ZELDA!!"

    "yeah ;)"

    "WOOOW can't wait to see u there man!"

    "l8er dude!"

    3 hours later

    I saw EVRYONE there we all talked and there she was in her gown of silky sexyness , her long blonde hair flowing in the light breeze, her blur eyes twinkleing in the twilight *sigh* To much for a guy to even dream of!

    "hey Zelda"

    "hey! whats up?"

    "Oh nothing :P"

    "the Carnival is starting!"

    The Fireworks lit up the night sky, It was SO beautiful, next thing I know she grabs my head and Kisses me with so much passion, this has to be a dream , I pinched myself, It wasn't :)

    Best Day Ever

    after that I headed home ( where ever that was ) with my new beautiful girl and a new amazing life