Chuck Norris

[bootson 2]

Hey anybody know some good Chuck Norris jokes? i know a few and i wondered what everybody would post! Here are a couple to get us started:

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship

lol what do u have?

[Oliver 0]

We have none because, Bruce Lee is the real deal.

Here's some: Chuck Norris 'facts'.

Google is your friend

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=chuck+nor...lient=firefox-a

Edited 28 Jan 2009 by Captain Tarrius (see edit history)

[ZuZu 10]

Chuck Norris once had sex with an old tractor. that tractor is now optimus prime.

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer,sadly,he doesn't cry

In math,only Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Edited 28 Jan 2009 by King of all things mario (see edit history)

[Teto 2609]

*gasp* But that would destroy the world!

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[bootson 2]

Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lays chip.

[Young Link Addict 67]

I made a topic like this. I'll post it.

Here it is.

The topic was bigger than I thought.