Favorite Real Life Friend Quotes

[The Minish Link 1]

"For the France...Of France!!!!!!!!!!" (As if that made any sense)

"It's possibly impossible. (Think long and hard about the context of that quote)

And You guys?

[Hige (BANNED) 0]

"every day man kind comes ever close to self destruction. im not destroying the world im saving it." ~ Albert Wesker

"i, garland, will knock you all down!!!!!11!1" ~ Garland

[A Jill Sandwich 0]

"we're not crazy,we're really crazy"

[Young Link Addict 67]

"I'll kick you in the shin." It was violent, but it was funny.

[Gingerlink 2]

"The moon's not a satellite, it's a planet!"

*pointing to a map*

"That's Germany isn't it?"

"No, that's Africa"

This coming from someone who got into Cambridge University...

Edited 3 Mar 2009 by Gingerlink (see edit history)

[Aethix 129]

Well, to understand the quote you also have to understand the context. We were in class, and our teacher told us to break up into groups. So my friend, who happens to be a girl, turns to me and says: "So, do you want to break up?"

[The Minish Link 1]

Orofl.

Let me think of some more.....

This was from one of my brother's friends, actually. Anyway, his friend calls up his house, so my brother's like: "Hello? Who is this?"

His friend replies: "It's potatoman! Bye!"

Edited 4 Mar 2009 by The Minish Link (see edit history)

[Adr990 2]

Dude awesome topic!

I will post from now off when I come home from school

One I remember...:

R:You puppy for 5 cent.

M: So you mother does!

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[icey in holland]

A: Die life less noob! *Trows a stick* (To mil)

E: Yeah!!! *Runs*

Mil: omg

A: lol

E: lol - .... - SMACK! (Icey ground) *Flies in the air, totally from the ground. Hit the ground with his back again)

A: ROFL

E: haha

A: wow did that hurt?

E: yes it did, but it was soo fun.

A: xD

Mil: ...

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M: Ass-moustage lololol

A: lol wtf?

Man... that was not OMEGA fun... but I really should keep some in mind for this topic... some times there are such awesome >.<

Edited 4 Mar 2009 by Adr990 (see edit history)

[Young Link Addict 67]

This was when my friend was playing MM at his house before he moved here and had no phone.

Him: Oh honey I love you so much.

Me: Don't turn gay on my now.

Him: I love you too darling.

Me: Your scaring me.

Him: Relax I'm quoting the two people from the honey and darling place.

Me: Whew.

Him: I wander what they do when you leave the shop I mean think about it.

Me: *Screams at the thought.*

I mean really that thought was out of the blue, and that was the whole conversation.

[eyeoftruth 2]

"I like smoking. It makes me look like a dragon."

-Eirik, one of my best mates

[Arcane 12]

"<My Friend's Name>, go crack the window."

Of course "crack the window" means open it a little bit, but my friend thought it would be funny to hit it as a joke, not too hard of course. However, he did indeed crack the window. You should've seen the look on his face when the glass shattered. XD

[Cat Girl 0]

"<My Friend's Name>, go crack the window."

Of course "crack the window" means open it a little bit, but my friend thought it would be funny to hit it as a joke, not too hard of course. However, he did indeed crack the window. You should've seen the look on his face when the glass shattered. XD

XD I would PAY to see that one.

Okay, in Reading we were talking about a picture in our book. There was a cigar on the sign in the picture. So Mrs. P asked my friend Lily what that was on the sign.

Lily: "A cigarette."

Mrs. P: "... Well, I know you aren't a smoker."

Chris(another friend): A CIGAR.

Lily: "What's the difference?!"

Chris: "One's all tiny and skinny and the other's this... big... fat thing!"

Edited 5 Mar 2009 by Cat Girl (see edit history)

[Arcane 12]

I don't quite get it. Oh well.

My friend (the same one who broke the window) would love this topic. He serious has "quotes of the day" from school every day, and they're all funny. His school is so much more interesting than mine...

Anyways, one the he told me:

They were in science, learning geology, when someone walks in. Some guys says to this person, "Hi! We're learning about streaking and cleavage!" The person promptly left the room. (In geology, streaking means to scratch the rock against a white plate to see the color of the powder, and cleavage is how some minerals break along a paticular plane.)

[The Minish Link 1]

Oh...oh my god...rofl.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Some random guy I walked by who was talking to his friends: And man was it big!

You see this kid talks all kinda s**t to me, and the teachers know it, but don't do anything about it, and he's the most annoying person ever. How the hell does he even have friends to begin with!

Apparently if you hate me, you become popular. Go figure.