random quotes

[Mao 0]

"First, I'll scribble on your forehead with permanent marker! Muahahahah!"

-Mao, Disgaea 3

[swordplaymaster12 0]

"If it's worth doing, it's worth OVERdoing"

-Mythbusters philosiphy

"I regect your reality and substitute my own"

-Adam Savage

[Chef Nonsense 0]

"I regect your reality and substitute my own"

-Adam Savage

I Don't know why I didn't think of that.

"Mah boi!"

-King Harkinian

[Twili Link 0]

"A sword wields no strenght unless the hand that holds it has courage"

-The Skeleton Guy in Twilight Princess that teaches you the 7 hidden skills.

[Stormsworder 0]

"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"

~Dennis, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.

King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No it isn't.

King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground]

Black Knight: I've had worse.

Sir Bedevere: No, no. What also floats in water?

Peasant #1: Bread.

Peasant #2: Apples.

Peasant #3: Very small rocks.

Peasant #1: Cider.

Peasant #2: Gravy.

Peasant #3: Cherries.

Peasant #1: Mud.

Peasant #2: Churches.

Peasant #3: Lead! Lead!

King Arthur: [has been silent in the background] A duck.

[Ammonsa 308]

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"