Harry Potter Rant

[Teto 2609]

*spoilers*

So. I was talking with Cirt on them chats, k? And it was about Harry Potter, because it's awesome.

And then we thought about the end of the book and how Harry has loads of kids named after people in his life after being married to Ginny and that. His son is called James, after his dad, his second son is called Albus Severus, after some old guys who looked after a school and his daughter is called Lily after his mother.

So then I thought, "Does Ginny have any say in this at all?" because I could just imagine as she's giving birth, not graphically of course, and she's screaming her head off in pain, like you do, and then it pops out and Harry is like "Oh, that one I'll name after my dad, that one after some teachers and that one after my mum "

Then Ginny's like "What about my dead brother? "

Then Harry's all like "YOU KNOW WHAT, GINNY, FUCK FRED. THESE ARE MY KIDS AND I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE YOU SHOVING YOUR OWN MESSAGES INTO THEIR NAMES. THAT'S MY JOB, I'M HARRY POTTER AND I'M FAMOUS"

>

[Arcane 12]

lol.

[Cirt 612]

(12:04:23) (+Cirt) Potteh?!

(12:04:25) (%Rain) Even though, at the end, he's like

(12:04:27) (%Rain) YO GINNY

(12:04:30) (%Rain) LET'S GO

(12:04:37) (%Rain) FO SHO BIATCH

(12:04:42) (%Rain) And stuff

(12:04:44) (+Cirt) And then

(12:04:52) (+Cirt) They have demented kids

(12:04:56) (%Rain) But yeah

(12:04:59) (+Cirt) With names like ALBUS SEVERUS WTF

(12:05:01) (%Rain) What the puppy was up with that?

(12:05:06) (+Cirt) fdshfds I don't know

(12:05:09) (+Cirt) Lily and James

(12:05:10) (%Rain) Ginny got no say

(12:05:13) (+Cirt) I can understand

(12:05:13) (%Rain) Harry was like

(12:05:14) (%Rain) OH

(12:05:19) (%Rain) THIS ONE WILL BE ALBUS

(12:05:22) (%Rain) AND THAT ONE LILLY

(12:05:26) (%Rain) AND THAT ONE WILL BE MY DAD

(12:05:29) (%Rain) And Ginny is like

(12:05:33) (+Cirt) But, Lily and James. Understandable.

(12:05:35) (%Rain) What about my dead brother?

(12:05:36) (+Cirt) Giny's like

(12:05:38) (+Cirt) puppy ME

(12:05:38) (%Rain) puppy YOU GINNY

(12:05:39) (+Cirt) aksdjhsl

(12:05:43) (+Cirt) AHAHA

(12:05:52) (+Cirt) Wow.

(12:05:55) (%Rain) THEY'RE MY KIDS

(12:05:57) (%Rain) NOT YOURS

(12:06:05) (%Rain) puppy YOUR DEAD BROTHER

(12:06:08) (%Rain) I'LL GET THE SPADE

(12:06:12) (+Cirt) Oh, that's right

(12:06:12) (%Rain) etc.

(12:06:18) (+Cirt) Ron didn't efven name his kids after Fred

(12:06:21) (+Cirt) *Even

(12:06:23) (%Rain) Yeah

(12:06:24) (+Cirt) They were like

(12:06:26) (+Cirt) What

(12:06:27) (%Rain) What a puppying dick

(12:06:27) (+Cirt) Rose and

(12:06:35) (%Rain) Hmm

(12:06:38) (+Cirt) Some really dumb name

(12:06:40) (%Rain) I don't know

(12:06:40) (+Cirt) Harold

(12:06:41) (%Rain) D:

(12:06:43) (+Cirt) Or something

(12:06:43) (+Cirt) dlfjds

(12:06:44) (+Cirt) xD

(12:06:46) (%Rain) Yeah

(12:06:50) (%Rain) Some poo >

(12:06:52) (+Cirt) Herbert?

Harry, you little selfish tard. >

Edited 14 Jun 2009 by Cirt (see edit history)

[Du5t1n 57]

lol. Too true.

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

...I see your point. These things just happen.