You are a...

[Linox 28]

I'm a monstrous lizard-man who likes to burn hedgehogs?

so I'm related to bowser and I like to burn sonic... cool.

[Eka 387]

AHAHA! A fellow ice bag! \o

=O UNITE! XDD

[DragonBottles 2]

"You are a tender goddess who likes to spit at lesbians"

Wait, what? I'm a godDESS?

Let me try again

"You are a busty assistant who likes to run from Mexico"

Great

I lol'd at your female misfortune. :3

Also:

I'm a viking prince with a heavy penis who likes to taste bread.

Awwww yeah.

But the furry one is more accurate.

[Kaseixjaa 0]

I am a green wolf who likes to slaps ears.

I am a diseased researcher who likes to shrink Hank Hill.

I am a feminine egg who likes to feed underwear...

These are getting progressively worse... FOR THE GRAND FiNALE:

I am a puny bottle of lube who likes to whap Bill Cosby

You are a nutritious dragon who likes to wring out dragons... Innuendo much?

[Mao 0]

Now I'm a strong manwhore who likes to laugh at nipples.

[Arcane 12]

You are a magnificent assistant who likes to laugh at Bill Cosby.

So true.

[Zelda Drottningu 0]

"You are a yellow stompslut who likes to fight with toilets."

"You are a Testicular sl*t who likes to build hookers."

"You are a roasted runt who likes to reward heterosexuals."

...........?? *sob*

(I put the star thingy in sl*t coz' it came up with princess instead of sl*t every time.)