best. homophobe. ever.

[Padraig! 103]

<Paddy>: whats teme

<Sly>: Fear the great and powerful Teme.

<phantomlink959>: u dont know what that means do u

<Sly>: Teme owns your soul and doesn't give a sh-t.

<Paddy>: I do, I just felt like asking

<Paddy>: </sarcasm>

<phantomlink959>: well what does it mean?

<Paddy>: I don't puppying know

<Paddy>: thats why I asked

<phantomlink959>: good

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<Sly>: Is japfag stuff.

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<phantomlink959>: i wont tell u

<Paddy>: seriously, I think your mom was your sister too.

<phantomlink959>: what?

<phantomlink959>: Teme

<Sly>: and borderline 4fag.

<Paddy>: I'll give your inbred mind a minute to understand

<Teto>: calm down bro

<phantomlink959>: Teme

<Teto>: bbl online with a friend on GTA

<Paddy>: why are you insulting me in mangled japanese

<Sly>: do you feel special saying that?

<phantomlink959>: how do you vote mute?

*** Teto is now known as Teto-GTAIV

<Teto-GTAIV>: So I'll see you later

<phantomlink959>: it aitn mangled

<Paddy>: see you mang

<Sly>: Good for you. You know a four letter Japanese word.

<Paddy>: it is

<Paddy>: like me saying

<Paddy>: you

<Paddy>: it makes no sense

<phantomlink959>: acctual y knmow that i think of it your an Ama Paddy

<Sly>: "acctual"?

<phantomlink959>: accidental spcae

<phantomlink959>: space*

<Sly>: >.>

<Paddy>: phantom

<Paddy>: why do you insult me

<Paddy>: what is it you don't like?

<phantomlink959>: becuase you deserve it

<Sly>: Yes "becuase"

<phantomlink959>: because*

<Fighterlegend>: http://fighterlegend.com/thax/videoPlayer/?videoID=2

<Fighterlegend>:

<Fighterlegend>: My video player

<Sly>: Nice. Did you make it from scratch in Flash?

<Paddy>: fighter

<Paddy>: awesome

<phantomlink959>: Paddy is an Ama

<Paddy>: phantom, nobody cares anymore

<Fighterlegend>: Thanks, Paddy.

<Fighterlegend>: Yeah

<Fighterlegend>: I made it from scratch

<Fighterlegend>: Took about a month

<Fighterlegend>: xD

<Paddy>: we're all ignoring yo

<Paddy>: uo

<Paddy>: hgoas

<Paddy>: *you

<phantomlink959>: u cant ven spell you

<phantomlink959>: even*

<Sly>: lol fail

<Fighterlegend>: Haha

<Fighterlegend>: That was a huge fail.

<Fighterlegend>: Fl-ail.

<Fighterlegend>: xD

<Sly>: Failure +3

<phantomlink959>: mege uber fail

<phantomlink959>: mega*

<Paddy>: back

<phantomlink959>: u fail

<Sly>: Are you even using the keyboard right? You know your supposed to use your hands not your face.

<Paddy>: oh

<Paddy>: I was using my elbows

<Paddy>: its fun

<phantomlink959>: idiot

<Paddy>: try it out

<phantomlink959>: na insulting you is fun enough

<Sly>: lol

<Sly>: Phantom I think it's the other way around.

phantomlink959 throws Paddy in the super volcanic/nuclear fussion oven

<Paddy>: phantom, that was coming from somebody who believes that in the beginning there was nothing, and a bearded guy who made EVERYTHING in 7 days, then made a guy who died, then came back as a zombie, then floating up to heaven. Yup, i'm the idiot.

<phantomlink959>: i dont think god has a beard

<phantomlink959>: christianity is the worlds largest religion

<Sly>: I don't think he got the point of that...

<Paddy>: phantom, that was coming from somebody who believes that in the beginning there was nothing, and a guy who made EVERYTHING in 7 days, then made a guy who died, then came back as a zombie, then floating up to heaven. Yup, i'm the idiot.

<Sly>: *facedesk*

<phantomlink959>: oh i get it

<phantomlink959>: and he didnt make someone a zombie

<Sly>: That's what they all say...

<Paddy>: yes he did

<phantomlink959>: he came back to life completely

<Sly>: The term zombie is someone that comes back to like. Doesn't have to be a demented mangled corpse.

<Sly>: Life*

<phantomlink959>: if the big bang theory is real where did the speck of dust that turned into everything in the bigbanf theory come from?

<Paddy>: A zombie is a creature that appears in books and popular culture typically as a reanimated dead

<Paddy>: I win

<Sly>: xD

<Paddy>: phantomlink

<phantomlink959>: zombies are the UNdead not the living

<Sly>: It's a little more complicated then a speck of dust.

<phantomlink959>: what caused it to happen?

<Sly>: Zombies can be undead or animated dead or anything brought back to life regardless of form.

<phantomlink959>: heck im not even completely firm in my beliefs that god is real

<Paddy>: it was all the transdimensional mass, particles, and bosons, that was compacted to a singularity point.

<phantomlink959>: but i am always tryogn to prove he is or isnt msotly jsut to myself thoguh

<Sly>: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang Have fun.

<Paddy>: that is the big bang theory

<Paddy>: essentialy

<phantomlink959>: where did the materiasl come from though?

<Paddy>: essentially

<Paddy>: no one knows were the materiasl come from.

<phantomlink959>: so maybe god made them said what they would be and BANG they were

<Sly>: Your not fully sure in your beliefs but you can still prosecute people based on those loose beliefs.

<phantomlink959>: nobody is realy sure

<Paddy>: so you're saying that your moral beliefs are from something you're not even that sure about

<Paddy>: that seems dumb

<phantomlink959>: so the materials had to come from somewhere so they either came form another universe or god which either came form another unvierse or god until you go back so far the only possibility is some greater beings

<phantomlink959>: im sure abotu my moral beliefs but not my religous beliefs

<phantomlink959>: there IS a difference

<Paddy>: you condemn gays based on the bible

<phantomlink959>: no

<Paddy>: yes

<phantomlink959>: if gay was right guys could hve children with other gays

<phantomlink959>: guys*

<phantomlink959>: si there

<Paddy>: what do you mean, right

<phantomlink959>: so*

<Teto-GTAIV>: Then why are condoms common practise

<Sly>: So what about couples that can't have children?

<Teto-GTAIV>: If straight people can have sex for pleasure

<Teto-GTAIV>: why not gays

*** Teto-GTAIV is now known as Teto

<Paddy>: yay

<Paddy>: teto

<Teto>: yes

<phantomlink959>: the day guys can have babys with guys ill accept gay as morraly right until then i wont

<Teto>: Why isn't it morally right

<Teto>: Morals are what we make for ourselves

<Sly>: People like you are the reason for most of the problems in the world. You believe that you have complete authority to say what is wrong and to condemn it.

<Teto>: Not laws of life

<phantomlink959>: becuae the intended purpose of sex is to reproduce

<Paddy>: not anymore

<Teto>: Then

<Teto>: Why do people have it for pleasue

<Teto>: *pleasure

<Sly>: You have the right to not like it but you cannot persecute or insult anyone regardless of anything.

<Teto>: Is it morally wrong to use a condom

<phantomlink959>: over time people have changed that and decided they could have sex for the pleasure and not just for reproduction and genetic deffects

<Sly>: It isn't any different then persecuting a person because he is a different race then you.

<phantomlink959>: have made it so they cany reproduce anyways

<Teto>: Well guess what

<Teto>: We have sex anyway

<Teto>: Whether or not you like it or care

<Paddy>: woot left wing propaganda

<Teto>: We aren't bound by laws

<Sly>: There isn't a intended use for anything. Anything can be used for anything. I can use a toothbrush to clean a toilet. It wasn't intended for that use but it is used anyways.

<phantomlink959>: and in the next couple to a couple hundred years the world may end if it does gos is real gay is worng your going to hell to be etternally ass raped by satan and demons using reazor bladded condoms

<Teto>: Sly thank you for that

<phantomlink959>: god is real*

<Teto>: lol

<Teto>: lol

<Paddy>: lol

<Teto>: lol Gid

<Teto>: *God

<Teto>: I saw that guy once

<Teto>: What a dick

<Paddy>: inr

<Teto>: He was such a hypocrite

<phantomlink959>: god is the only perfect one

<phantomlink959>: he can do whatever he wants

<phantomlink959>: but hwe doesnt

<Paddy>: what about jesus

<Paddy>: he was a ninja

<phantomlink959>: he is gods son/earthly incarnate

<phantomlink959>: and he was NOT a ninja

<Sly>: Just because you believe that something is wrong doesn't give you the right to insult. You are not a higher being because you christian.

<phantomlink959>: i never said i was...

<Sly>: Yes you did.

<phantomlink959>: no i didnt

<Sly>: Okay then but that's besides the point.

phantomlink959 stands up and walks away

<Paddy>: lol

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<Paddy>: fail

<Paddy>: and in the next couple to a couple hundred years the world may end if it does gos is real gay is worng your going to hell to be etternally ass raped by satan and demons using reazor bladded condoms

<Teto>: lol

<Paddy>: ahahahah

<Sly>: lol

<Paddy>: I'm sigging that

<Teto>: me too

<Sly>: xD

<Sly>: That was epic

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<Sly>: I hate people like that. Thinking anything different from themselves is wrong. Anyways...

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<Paddy>: tappy

<Paddy>: you missed stuf

<Sly>: Anyone played Spirit Tracks yet?

<Teto>: "and in the next couple to a couple hundred years the world may end if it does gos is real gay is worng your going to hell to be etternally ass raped by satan and demons using reazor bladded condoms"

<Paddy>: nope

<Paddy>: best homophobe ever

<Teto>: That was the new news poster

<Teto>: Cool guy

<Sly>: That was fun.

<Sly>: I think he got a good welcome.

<Teto>: Yeah

<Teto>: He'll fit in fiiiine

<Paddy>: I'm making a topic

<Teto>: Paddy

<Teto>: Typical reaction from one of my MSN friends when I copy pasted it

<Teto>: "i bet if he could make a hole in the bible without mesing up the words he'd puppy it"

<Paddy>: ahaha

<Teto>: Word for word

<Teto>: Put it in the topic

This is our new news poster. :/

[Teto 2609]

This was amazing.

[Sly 0]

Best ending ever.

[ZuZu 10]

tl:dr

[Max 10]

lol. That dude's gay. but seriously, Christianity isn't the world's largest religion... What an idiot.

[pheonix561 2080]

I lol'd. hard. like every five seconds.

and I cheered quietly to myself when teto came back.

Organisms use sexual reproduction, well, to reproduce. Notice how homosexual couples cannot have their own children?

It isn't natural...

High fives aren't natural either, but people still bang their palms together for pleasure, and thats ok with me.

^^^thinking of putting this in my signature. what do you guys think?^^^

[Arcane 12]

^ I prefer the Diagrams quote, and all thre might be too crowded. But it's your choice.

Anyways, I'm surprised at how tolerant you were, Padraig. He was handing you plenty of good trolling material on a silver platter.

Also,

<phantomlink959>: u cant ven spell you

Most people would've responded to this with fierce, white-hot grammar nazi fury. No one would have blamed you.

I'm proud.

Though I do disagree with your views on Christianity and such.

[Padraig! 103]

^ I prefer the Diagrams quote, and all thre might be too crowded. But it's your choice.

Anyways, I'm surprised at how tolerant you were, Padraig. He was handing you plenty of good trolling material on a silver platter.

Also,

Most people would've responded to this with fierce, white-hot grammar nazi fury. No one would have blamed you.

I'm proud.

Though I do disagree with your views on Christianity and such.

Most of the christianity stuff was actually wrong. I was just trying to prove a point, that you shouldn't judge someone based on something that may or may not have happened. My parents are devout catholics, so I still sort of think that some of that stuff was right.

Phoenix561, get rid of the other two quotes and put those two quotes in.

[Arcane 12]

Ah. That's cool, then.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Most people would've responded to this with fierce, white-hot grammar nazi fury. No one would have blamed you.

This just makes me so hard.

But, anyway. Good job.

[Arcane 12]

It makes you what so hard?

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Note how I use bold. It's really unnoticeable, isn't it.

[Arcane 12]

I was talking about this:

This just makes me so hard.

[Teto 2609]

Arcanelord, you mistook his post.

It makes him hard.

[Arcane 12]

That did occur to me, actually, but I think he meant to put "laugh" in there.