Aimless Ramblings

[Max 10]

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone,

Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool,

Upon them inscribed, "I pity the fool."

[True Gamer 19]

How did Chuck Norris lose his virginity before his dad? Furthermore, to who did he lose it to?