Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[decide preperations are incomplete. go to late night empty coffee shop for coffee and to gather your nerves] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[Also purchase a bagel and throw it at a huge, dangerous looking man sitting at the next table] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 [dont forget to toast the bagel, that will make the guy extra happy!] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 This was a bad idea. Especially since the toaster was broken. On a more positive note, the Coffee maxed out your Awareness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 Shout hurtful things about his mother. Preferably about her weight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[Reclaim your bagel and defend yourself against the probable attack] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[Get bagged on for your real name, Puffy McCinderpants, and cry because people are hurtful and want you to change your name] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[remember that your real name is jeremiah johnson, just like that movie jeremiah johnson I saw bits and peaces of last night.] >[find note revealing your late nephew was a pedophile] >[attempt to evade the swiss army] >[find the left handed smoke shifter] >[Oversolidify] >[create what will be and destroy what never was] >[invoke the hive-mind representing chaos] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[Throw away all the complicated stuff before it even happens so as to not overload on what can happen in an MS Paint-oshop adventure] >[Name is Puffy McCinderpants forever] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[decide that forever is an absurdity and will not apply to your person, as things change. throw away the Idea of Puffy McCinderpants and don't return to it. Acknowledge that your one true name is Jeremiah Johnson, 20 times more than you can ever say it period infinity times two plus two padlock masterkey] >[burn things] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[Ask why Puffy McCinderpants is such a bad name and come to the conclusion that it isn't and SOME PEOPLE are a bit close minded in what you want to name yourself] >[Put out the fire with your body] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 >[Wonder what kind of insane forces are controlling your effed up life, then decide to wrangle a flamingo and ride it around town] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Feb 2010 You scream to the heavens, "WHO AM I!?" A voice from the heavens responds in an answering-machine voice, "You are Puffy McCinderpants." You accept this as fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites