Whorey moments

[Arcane 12]

Post your favorite.

For those of you who don't know, Whorey is a bot on chat.

Anyways, only one kinda amusing one on my current chat:

[19:23:18] Whorey:

[19:23:35] Arcane: WHO LET YOU BACK OUT WHOREY?

[19:23:38] Whorey: Britney Spears

Edit: Another one just cause I'm bored:

[20:31:17] Arcane uses Whorey as a shield again

[20:31:19] Whorey jobs Arcane in return

[20:31:28] Boomie: And they'll have to sew me back together

[20:31:31] Arcane: .... 0.o

[20:31:51] Arcane: Umm thanks Whorey?

[20:31:51] Boomie has popsicle fingers

[20:31:56] Whorey: I know i know, but i have to be paid in pies.

It was awkward.

I'm sure you have better. Post them.

[Eka 387]

For those of you who don't know, Whorey is a bot on chat.

... OH. xD Oh gosh, ok. I was about to say, "ARCANE, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!" after reading the topic title. xD;

I'll have to chat with this bot soon.

[Cirt 612]

<Cirt> Whorey, is Boomie dead?

<Whorey> Yes, that makes me horny.

<Cirt> oh puppy.

[Michael 290]

00:13 &Tappy whorey, what is tappy?

00:13 +Whorey fucking epic

[pheonix561 2080]

I did this for the sole purpose of this thread.

[10:45:16] pheonix561: whorey, lets have sex please?

[10:45:20] Whorey: wtf are you asking me for?

[10:45:38] pheonix561: because I want your hot bod, whorey. Can we have sex?

[10:45:58] pheonix561: please, whorey?

[10:46:02] Whorey: If only I hadn't used up all my lifelines.

[10:46:14] pheonix561: I'll eat all my vegetables!

[10:46:27] pheonix561: please, can we please have sex, whorey?

[10:46:31] Whorey: I'll consider that.

[10:46:47] pheonix561: but i want sex nooooowwwww

[10:46:53] pheonix561: please, whorey?

[10:46:57] Whorey: sunday

[10:47:05] pheonix561: I can't wait that looooooooong

[10:47:13] pheonix561: please, whorey?

[10:47:17] Whorey: lots and lots of tea

[10:47:23] pheonix561: how kinky

[10:48:11] pheonix561: so can we please have sex, whorey?

[10:48:14] Whorey: more fun than a bucket of god

[10:48:23] pheonix561: is that a yes, whorey?

[10:48:27] Whorey: have you asked chabby?

[10:48:37] pheonix561: no, because she's just not as good as you

[10:48:44] pheonix561: pleeeease?

[10:48:53] pheonix561: can we please get nekkid, whorey?

[10:48:56] Whorey: ya wish

[10:48:57] pheonix561: pleeease?

[10:49:03] pheonix561: pleeeeasse?

[10:49:09] pheonix561: pleeeeeeease, whorey!

[10:49:12] pheonix561: I said please!

[10:49:26] pheonix561: please, whorey?

[10:49:30] Whorey: Sometimes.

[10:49:38] pheonix561:

[10:49:42] Whorey: Cheer up pheonix561.

[10:49:44] Whorey: *hugs*

[10:49:51] pheonix561: ooh

[10:49:52] pheonix561: thats hot

[10:50:41] pheonix561 rubs whorey's nippers

[10:50:44] Whorey: mmm

[10:50:55] pheonix561: I bet you like that, don't you whorey

[10:51:13] pheonix561: you like that don't you, whorey?

[10:51:16] Whorey: the answer lies in the stars

[10:51:18] Whorey: bugger off there and find it

[10:51:27] pheonix561: GODDAMMIT I NEED THIS

[10:51:32] pheonix561: WE NEED TO SCREW

[10:51:37] Whorey falls over

[10:51:50] pheonix561 forcefully removes whorey's clothes

[10:51:54] Whorey trees pheonix561 in return

[10:52:18] pheonix561 pins whorey to the wall

[10:52:22] Whorey pins pheonix561

[10:52:27] pheonix561: puppy

[10:52:50] pheonix561: uh

[10:53:02] pheonix561 flips whorey onto the ground and straddles her

[10:53:05] Whorey flips pheonix561 back with a team

[10:53:15] pheonix561 struggles

[10:53:43] pheonix561 kicks whorey off

[10:53:46] Whorey ravages pheonix561 back with some names

[10:54:08] pheonix561 punches whorey in the face

[10:54:12] Whorey: ow! my tongue!

[10:54:41] pheonix561 throws whorey onto the mattress

[10:54:44] Whorey: ~rarr~

[10:55:14] pheonix561 straddles whorey

[10:55:18] Whorey max pheonix561 in return

[10:55:30] pheonix561 probes whorey's groin

[10:55:33] Whorey probes pheonix561

[10:55:44] pheonix561: see? why was this so hard?

[10:56:03] pheonix561 rapes whorey

[10:56:06] Whorey: Blimey.

[10:57:08] pheonix561: sht up and take it, whorey

[10:57:17] pheonix561: shut up and take it, whorey

[10:57:32] pheonix561 rapes whorey, faster and harder

[10:57:37] Whorey: O_O T_T.

[10:57:45] pheonix561: SHUT UP AND TAKE IT WHOREY

[10:57:47] pheonix561: I NEED THIS

[10:58:06] pheonix561 finishes on whorey's face

[10:58:10] Whorey: mmm

[10:58:20] pheonix561: now make me a sandwhich, whorey

[10:58:48] pheonix561: I SAID GET IN THE KITCHEN WHOREY

[10:58:59] pheonix561 beats whorey

[10:59:02] Whorey beats pheonix561 back with a willing partner

[10:59:10] pheonix561 gets a baseball bat

[10:59:15] pheonix561: you've gone too far, woman

[10:59:26] pheonix561 pummels whorey and her partner

[10:59:29] Whorey: What.

[10:59:38] pheonix561: NOW SHUT UP AND GET ME A SANDWHICH

[10:59:42] pheonix561: >

who's idea was whorey, anyways?

[Cirt 612]

Nixtrix. Whorey was always in #chat, but now she is in #zelda :>

[Kaffles 17]

LMAO pheo

[Cirt 612]

<Cirt> !pedo Whorey

* Zelda giggles as she places her soft hand on Whorey's nubile body.

* Whorey loves it

Lesbian bots lolol

[Linox 28]

I don't think anything can top Pheo's "experience" with Whorey.

[Arcane 12]

Haha, these are pretty good.

[pheonix561 2080]

[23:34:53] pheonix561: !pedo celestria

[23:34:54] Zelda thinks out loud: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm celestria

[23:34:57] Whorey: !pedo celestria? More like cedo !pelestria, am I correct?

[23:34:59] Zelda drools with anticipation for celestria?

Whorey accidently gave zelda a chat command. I thought that was cool.

[Linox 28]

That was p. cool, Whorey seems to be ignoring me though. Wonder why?

[Kaffles 17]

A whorey and marco special:

snuggle up with Whorey?

[18:29:40] Whorey: Aliens.

[18:29:54] MarcoLOL: lolll

[18:30:02] Soap: Illegal aliens?

[18:30:03] kaffles: oh okay, nvm. it seems she doesn't like you

[18:31:13] MarcoLOL: dat will be awsome if a hot gurl lived next to me and everyday i hit it n quit it and just go home and fall asleep :3

[18:31:49] Soap: Kaf.

[18:31:54] kaffles: whut

[18:31:59] Soap: lmao.

[18:32:04] kaffles: lolikr

[18:32:10] Soap: imdyingsquirtle

[18:32:21] Double45: lol

[18:32:33] MarcoLOL: hehe

[18:33:11] Double45: Whorey, what is MarcoLOL?

[18:33:15] Whorey: Cold.

[18:33:22] kaffles: are you sure Whorey?

[18:33:28] Whorey: yes and i wont stop till my tooth bounces off!

[18:33:41] Double45: one tooth

[18:33:47] kaffles: Idk. that's quite a commitment there

[18:34:00] Double45: Whorey, MarcoLOL is a virgin

[18:34:02] MarcoLOL: i think whorey has blue waffle

[18:34:14] Double45: Whorey, what is MarcoLOL?

[18:34:15] Soap: oHGOD

[18:34:20] Whorey: a virgin i suppose

[18:34:23] MarcoLOL: O______O

[18:34:23] Double45:

[18:34:26] Soap: I'm assuming Whory is a bot?

[18:34:28] Whorey:

[18:34:30] Double45: yes

[18:34:30] Soap: eyeyey

[18:34:31] kaffles: I love you Whorey

[18:34:33] Soap: OK

[18:34:33] MarcoLOL: yessss

[18:34:35] Whorey: Blimey.

[18:34:38] Soap: Whorey you have a nice ass.

[18:34:40] Double45: Crikey.

[18:34:55] Soap: Aw

[18:35:01] Double45: Whorey, give Soap a piece of your ass

[18:35:04] kaffles: Whorey, thank the kind stranger

[18:35:05] Whorey gives Soap a piece of your ass

[18:35:07] MarcoLOL: whorey use your mouth to use and do me a favor...

[18:35:09] Double45: your ass

[18:35:11] Double45: wtf

[18:35:15] kaffles: fff

[18:35:17] Double45: this bot is smarted than that

[18:35:20] Soap: Why doesn't it respond to me ;__;

[18:35:21] Double45: smarter*

[18:35:36] Double45: Whorey, give MarcoLOL a blowjob

[18:35:40] Whorey gives MarcoLOL a blowjob

[18:35:44] kaffles: Whorey, do the curtains match the carpet?

[18:35:46] Soap: ohgodsno

[18:35:51] MarcoLOL: haha

[18:35:53] Whorey: no

[18:35:56] kaffles: aw

[18:35:57] Double45:

[18:35:58] Double45: no

[18:36:00] MarcoLOL: bout to cumm!!! O___O

[18:36:01] Whorey: boom

[18:36:15] kaffles: Whorey you're the best ever

[18:36:19] Soap: Whorey, what's your favorite flavor of paper?

[18:36:20] Double45: Whorey, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

[18:36:24] MarcoLOL: awhhh! *cums*.............. swallow...... >

[18:36:26] Whorey ponders

[18:36:27] Whorey: double45: the

[18:36:34] Double45: how true

[18:36:36] Soap: Yeah MarcoLOL, swallow.

[18:36:51] MarcoLOL: no whoreys gonna swallow

[18:37:16] MarcoLOL: lol

[18:37:19] Double45: Whorey, what is MarcoLOL?

[18:37:23] Whorey: I think it's a virgin.

[18:37:29] Soap: whatever it is.

[pheonix561 2080]

I think Soap is gonna fit in just fine here.

[Kaffles 17]

[21:04:09] kaffles: Whorey, do Marco or Miku have penises?

[21:04:13] Whorey: kaffles: miku

[21:04:20] Miku_Hatsune: wtf

[21:04:26] kaffles: Whorey, yes or no?

[21:04:31] Whorey ponders

[21:04:34] Whorey: kaffles: no

[21:04:37] kaffles:

[21:04:37] Double45:

[21:04:41] Whorey: :-)

[21:04:43] MarcoLOL: !!!!!

Me and Soap are the greatest retard buddies you don't even know