Moment of Truth

[pheonix561 2080]

A warm afternoon. June 25th. Friday. 2010.

A conversation in a public chatroom commences.

[15:48:49] The topic is: What's love go to do got to do with it bby.

[15:48:49] Topic set by Nixtrix at 24.6.2010 20:50.

[15:48:49] You are now talking in #Zelda. Have fun!

[15:48:55] projec64: That's......strange.........

[15:49:08] pheonix561: heeeeeeeeeeey you guuuuuuuuuuuys

[15:49:18] pheonix561: whats up project64

[15:49:22] pheonix561: also hi kaffles

[15:49:52] Miku_Hatsune: hi pheo

[15:50:41] kaffles: HI PHEO

[15:50:55] kaffles: I'm supremely distracted with trying to find stuff on ebay

[15:51:28] pheonix561: like what?

[15:51:39] Miku joined the channel.

[15:51:46] Miku: damn this connection

[15:52:21] daogamer joined the channel.

[15:52:29] pheonix561: this chat is pretty quiet for the first time in a while

[15:52:32] pheonix561: whats up daogamer

[15:52:39] daogamer: kaffles! wadup!

[15:52:50] daogamer: Yo phoenix wadup?

[15:53:07] spirittracksgirl: ...

[15:53:22] daogamer: Yo girl Idawno! WADUP?

[15:53:29] projec64: not much......just watchin' some Egoraptor

[15:53:41] daogamer: oh dat coo...

[15:53:56] daogamer: jus so ya all knaw, I black.

[15:53:58] kaffles: HI DAOGAMER

[15:54:06] daogamer: you got a prob wit dat, dat koo....

[15:54:11] daogamer: KAFFAS!!!!!

[15:54:14] pheonix561: lol

[15:54:16] daogamer: WADUP HOMIE?

[15:54:20] kaffles: I'm trying to buy a fullbody leather suit off ebay

[15:54:24] pheonix561: oh

[15:54:26] pheonix561: ohhhhhhhh

[15:54:29] kaffles: but I keep finding ones with crotch zippers

[15:54:29] daogamer: Oh coo

[15:54:31] kaffles: it's kind of annoying

[15:54:33] pheonix561: so you're gonna cos as whats her face

[15:54:34] pheonix561: celty

[15:54:35] daogamer: heheh

[15:54:38] Whorey: :-)

[15:54:42] pheonix561: crotch zippers

[15:54:45] pheonix561: thats interesting

[15:54:49] daogamer: Dat funny shit kaffles! you my best homie!

[15:54:50] kaffles: FETISH SUITS

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[15:54:57] kaffles: lolol

[15:54:57] pheonix561: lololololololol

[15:55:07] daogamer: wheres Kims?

[15:55:09] pheonix561: you could get one, and then put black tape over it

[15:55:15] pheonix561: who kimmy?

[15:55:15] daogamer: havnt talked ta her foreva

[15:55:16] Miku is now known as Miku_Hatsune.

[15:55:20] pheonix561: shes usually on at night

[15:55:23] pheonix561: wait a couple hours

[15:55:47] daogamer: Awwh okah, but I gonna go out to eat tanight wit mah homeez

[15:55:55] kaffles: wait pheo

[15:55:57] Whorey: wait pheo... weo

[15:56:01] kaffles: you already knew I was going to cosplay celty

[15:56:10] pheonix561: I did?

[15:56:13] daogamer: Who celty?

[15:56:13] pheonix561: I thought you just made the helmet

[15:56:18] pheonix561: gimme a sec

[15:56:20] pheonix561: I'll get you a pic

[15:56:21] daogamer: Idawnaw who celty is

[15:56:45] daogamer: awwk

[15:56:49] daogamer: awwkay

[15:57:01] kaffles: what

[15:57:06] daogamer: wha?

[15:57:06] pheonix561: http://i930.photobucket.com/albums/ad144/Euphoriac/celty.jpg

[15:57:10] kaffles: I wouldn't just make the helmet without doing the rest lol

[15:57:11] pheonix561: thats who celty is

[15:57:16] pheonix561: and kaffles wants to dress like that

[15:57:26] daogamer: sorry ah havnt been on lately, been havin a fight wit mah best homie.....

[15:57:35] kaffles: aw that sucks man D:

[15:57:36] pheonix561: that sucks

[15:57:40] daogamer: notchu kaffles, mah otha best homie....

[15:57:48] daogamer: but u no dat

[15:57:56] pheonix561: seriously though, now that I look at this pic I just posted

[15:57:59] pheonix561: Celty is a stick

[15:58:14] kaffles: ffff

[15:58:14] daogamer: ye... Got mad at him las week and the day right afta, he got shot

[15:58:52] kaffles: everyone in anime is tiny

[15:58:53] daogamer: if ah find out who did dat, IMMA BEAT DA SHIT OUTTA DEM!

[15:59:11] daogamer: He just hadta dah!

[15:59:44] daogamer: Sorry guys lata.....

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[15:59:48] pheonix561: that bugs me actually

[15:59:50] kaffles: byee

[15:59:54] pheonix561: how everyone in anime is tiny like that

[16:00:08] KaffIes joined the channel.

[16:00:17] pheonix561: bad connection?

[16:00:24] KaffIes: SAY NOOOO

[16:00:27] KaffIes: NONOONOOOOO

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[16:00:28] kaffles: puppy

[16:00:29] KaffIes: SAY NO

[16:00:31] pheonix561: oh

[16:00:34] KaffIes: SAY NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[16:00:35] kaffles: GET OUTTA HERE

[16:00:35] pheonix561: oh its your doppleganor!

[16:00:39] pheonix561: woaaaaaah

[16:00:39] KaffIes: WHEN WILL YOU SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[16:00:44] pheonix561: kaffies

[16:00:46] KaffIes: NOOOOOOOO}

[16:00:48] KaffIes: NOOOOO

[16:00:49] pheonix561: NOOOOOOO

[16:00:51] KaffIes: SAY NOO

[16:00:52] projec64: NO

[16:00:53] pheonix561: NOOOOOOOO

[16:00:53] kaffles: >:UUU

[16:00:53] SevenLostYears: im girl

[16:00:54] KaffIes: NONOOOO

[16:00:55] KaffIes: NO

[16:00:55] KaffIes: NO

[16:00:56] KaffIes: NO

[16:00:57] Whorey: YOU'RE girl? feel these nipples!

[16:00:57] KaffIes: nOOoOOO

[16:00:58] pheonix561: NOOOOOOOOO

[16:01:05] pheonix561: NoOoOoO

[16:01:10] SevenLostYears: what the puppy is hapening

[16:01:12] projec64: NOOOOOOOO

[16:01:13] KaffIes: JUST SAY NO TO THE WAITER!!!! YOU HAVENT YET!!!!!!!!!

[16:01:22] kaffles: HRNGGGggg

[16:01:28] KaffIes: PLEASE JUST REMEMBER

[16:01:32] KaffIes: PROMISE MEEEe

[16:01:40] pheonix561: promise you what

[16:01:41] KaffIes: THAT YOU WILL SAY NOOO

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[16:01:41] kaffles: YOU

[16:01:52] pheonix561: KAFFIES

[16:01:54] pheonix561: WHO IS THE WAITER

[16:02:00] kaffles: I DONT KNOW

[16:02:04] Whorey:

[16:02:08] pheonix561: THIS IS NUTS

[16:02:16] SevenLostYears: does anyone remember ocarina98?

[16:02:24] pheonix561: I do, vaguely

[16:02:25] pheonix561: why?

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[16:02:37] SevenLostYears: who is that guy?

[16:02:49] pheonix561: ocarina98?

[16:02:50] SevenLostYears: many people here were talking

[16:02:51] pheonix561: idk

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[16:03:09] TheWaiter joined the channel.

[16:03:13] kaffles: puppy

[16:03:14] pheonix561: OH GOD

[16:03:16] pheonix561: ITS THE WAITER

[16:03:17] kaffles: puppy YOU WAITER

[16:03:19] KaffIes: shit its him...

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[16:03:22] pheonix561: OH GOD

[16:03:25] TheWaiter: what?

[16:03:31] pheonix561: I DONT EVEN

[16:03:34] kaffles: come back here future me

[16:03:38] kaffles: and stop this maddness

[16:03:44] pheonix561: thats future you?

[16:03:47] pheonix561: hey

[16:03:48] kaffles: yes

[16:03:51] pheonix561: cool

[16:03:52] TheWaiter: ummm

[16:03:54] kaffles: whoever was here earlier lol

[16:04:00] kaffles: claims to be future me

[16:04:10] TheWaiter: why are you guys freaking out?

[16:04:17] kaffles: no get out

[16:04:18] pheonix561: time travel

[16:04:20] pheonix561: no wait

[16:04:21] pheonix561: thewaiter

[16:04:23] pheonix561: stay

[16:04:32] TheWaiter: okay then?

[16:04:34] pheonix561: cool

[16:04:38] pheonix561: so anyways

[16:04:42] pheonix561: I'm getting this vibe from you

[16:04:48] pheonix561: do you have a question?

[16:04:51] TheWaiter: umm.....

[16:04:51] SevenLostYears: buy something from here

[16:04:53] pheonix561: like, to ask?

[16:05:00] TheWaiter: no?

[16:05:05] pheonix561: oh

[16:05:16] pheonix561: are you sure?

[16:05:23] pheonix561: don't be afraid to ask anything

[16:05:25] SevenLostYears: puppy you dr. rabbit

[16:05:28] pheonix561: this is a pretty liberal minded chat

[16:05:32] pheonix561: we're okay with a lot of stuff

In a Private conversation commences, unbeknownst to the people, a conspiracy of betrayal is hatched.

[16:06:18] pheonix561: say yes to the waiter

[16:06:19] pheonix561: just do it

[16:06:22] pheonix561: screw future you

[16:06:32] kaffles: lol

The Public chat continues regardless.

[16:05:36] TheWaiter: Ok... Why are you freaking out?

[16:05:52] spirittracksgirl: .........................

[16:05:55] pheonix561: there was just a little drama is all

[16:06:04] TheWaiter: ok...

[16:06:07] pheonix561: by the way thewaiter, have you met kaffles before?

[16:06:16] TheWaiter: i think im gonna leave...... weirdos.............

[16:06:18] projec64: Anyone else confused?

[16:06:32] pheonix561: no its okay

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[16:06:35] Whorey: mmm Thewaiter

[16:06:37] kaffles: ffff

[16:06:38] pheonix561: d'aw

[16:06:38] Miku_Hatsune: im bored

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[16:06:45] pheonix561: I was hoping he would ask the dramatic question

[16:06:50] futureK joined the channel.

[16:06:53] futureK: is he gone?

[16:06:54] spirittracksgirl: soooo bored.

[16:07:14] futureK: IS HE GONNEEE!??!?!?!!?

[16:07:26] SexxyBoiLink: -lights hyrule ccastle on fire- BURN!!!

[16:07:26] pheonix561: thats cool

[16:07:27] pheonix561: I mean

[16:07:28] kaffles: fff

[16:07:38] pheonix561: woah

[16:07:42] pheonix561: yeah he's gone

[16:07:43] futureK: ok hes gone

[16:08:06] futureK: What did you say to him?

[16:08:12] pheonix561: well he didnt ask any questions

[16:08:17] spirittracksgirl: SBL, i thought you were the hero. not evil.

[16:08:19] pheonix561: so we didnt really say anything

[16:08:23] futureK: UUGH!!!!

[16:08:30] futureK: WHY NOT!!!!!

[16:08:31] Miku_Hatsune:

[16:08:39] SexxyBoiLink: I was kidding! its fake!

[16:08:43] futureK: YOU GUYS KEEP SCREWING THINGS UP!!!!

[16:08:49] pheonix561: AUGH

[16:08:56] pheonix561: HE HAD TO ASK A QUESTION

[16:09:03] pheonix561: WE WAITED FOR HIM TO DO IT

[16:09:04] pheonix561: BUT HE DIDNT

[16:09:05] Whorey: O_O.

[16:09:38] futureK: Ok, if kaffles doesn't want to say no to him, then its gonna ruin her whole future up

[16:09:45] futureK: which is me!!!!!

[16:10:00] pheonix561: well I mean

[16:10:06] pheonix561: he hasn't asked any questions yet

[16:10:07] kaffles: well

[16:10:11] pheonix561: she cant really say no to anything yet

[16:10:17] pheonix561: but she cant say yes, either

Into the private chat, thourough measures of persuasion are adopted.

[16:10:21] pheonix561: SAY IT

[16:10:23] pheonix561: SAY YES

[16:10:28] kaffles: lolol

In the Public chat, a situation rears it's ugly head.

[16:10:34] futureK: You don't get it!!!!!!!!

[16:11:10] pheonix561: whats not to get?

[16:11:16] pheonix561: the waiter hasnt asked a question

[16:11:20] futureK: Do you want me to tell you whats going to happen?

[16:11:22] pheonix561: kaffles cant say either yes or no

[16:11:24] pheonix561: she cant say anything

[16:11:29] pheonix561: we dont want to know whats going to happen

[16:11:37] kaffles: no don't tell me

[16:11:43] pheonix561: we want to help you, future kaffles

[16:11:46] kaffles: you're really the waiter in disguise

[16:11:53] kaffles: I'm going to turn into the waiter aren't I

[16:12:08] pheonix561: I'm scared

[16:12:13] futureK: umm... What?

[16:12:22] futureK: you have to trust me!

[16:12:22] futureK: you have to trust me!

[16:12:45] pheonix561: I trust you!

[16:12:47] SexxyBoiLink: -looks down below Skyward-

[16:12:48] futureK: ow the hell can you turn into the waiter?

[16:12:49] pheonix561: dont worry!

[16:12:59] pheonix561: we dont know anything about the waiter?!

[16:13:02] pheonix561: How should we know?!

[16:13:10] pheonix561: We just want to say no to his question!

[16:13:15] Miku_Hatsune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNCOnkLC604&feature=related

[16:13:25] pheonix561: We're on your side!

[16:13:29] pheonix561: but we're in the dark, over here!

[16:13:31] futureK: No you don't understand I will explain it...

[16:13:34] pheonix561: we dont know anything about the waiter!

[16:13:37] pheonix561: okay, explain

[16:13:39] pheonix561: wait

[16:13:39] pheonix561: no

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[16:13:44] pheonix561: Kaffles, do you want her to explain?

[16:13:45] SexxyBoiLink: -runs back and jumps- Suicide!! WEEEEEE!!!!

[16:13:53] pheonix561: its not really my call

[16:14:38] kaffles: yes

[16:14:39] kaffles: sure

[16:14:45] pheonix561: okay then

[16:14:49] pheonix561: Futurek, talk away

[16:15:09] Miku_Hatsune:

[16:15:46] futureK: okay....

[16:16:08] futureK: I am 10 years into your present time.

[16:16:22] futureK: June 25th, 2020.

[16:16:43] pheonix561: go on

[16:17:00] Miku_Hatsune: Megatron's ringtone is You Got The Touch by Stan Bush lol

[16:17:40] pheonix561: futurek

[16:17:42] pheonix561: still there?

[16:18:11] futureK: 4 years from your present time, you(kaffles) will have been engaged on December 17th, 2014.

[16:19:01] pheonix561: kaffles is engaged?

[16:19:23] futureK: You will have been getting engaged in New York City if you hadn't said yes... Saying yes to the waiter ruined your life

[16:19:26] SexxyBoiLink: O_O ah! -use hookshot-

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[16:19:50] Miku_Hatsune: Im Michael Bay and I crap rainbows

[16:19:54] Miku_Hatsune: lol

[16:19:59] pheonix561: So wait, she marries a waiter in New York?

[16:20:00] kaffles: wait so

[16:20:07] kaffles: I should say no to this engagement

[16:20:24] pheonix561: but the waiter doesnt know anything abotu this either

[16:20:33] futureK: Yes, say no to him.

[16:20:42] pheonix561: because he hasnt even met her yet

[16:20:44] pheonix561: I get it

[16:20:48] pheonix561: who is the waiter?

[16:20:56] futureK: yes but this exact same thing happened to me

[16:21:09] futureK: and when this happened, I didnt agree with my future self.

[16:21:14] pheonix561: you still said yes?

[16:21:25] SexxyBoiLink: O_O -little girl screams- boy that was scary..

[16:21:40] futureK: Yes I said yes I didn't know what would happen.

[16:21:48] pheonix561: what happened?

[16:22:25] SexxyBoiLink: SWS jump..chilf..high..fall..-shivers- O~O

[16:22:39] Miku_Hatsune: lol

[16:22:39] pheonix561: what happened when you married the waiteR?

[16:22:59] futureK: Well you see, the waiter became a drug dealer because when I married him,

[16:23:22] Miku_Hatsune: lol

[16:23:32] futureK: I spent all his money. He had a friend who grew in secret drug plants such as marijuana,

[16:24:00] futureK: Since we were so poor, he sold drugs for a lot of money, and forced me take take them.

[16:24:46] futureK: I tried to refuse but he forced me..... this is all I can tell you

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[16:24:56] pheonix561: you were his drug mule?

[16:25:09] pheonix561: wait, you're using were

[16:25:12] pheonix561: thats past tense

[16:25:18] pheonix561: are things better now for you?

[16:25:20] pheonix561: or are they worse?

16:26:25] pheonix561: still there futurek?

[16:26:31] futureK: they keep getting worse... I have no friends... And I was forced to move to Antarctica because of me... But atleast technologies made Antarctica survivable

[16:26:47] futureK: B ut its so ugly here...

[16:26:52] pheonix561: wait, what?

[16:27:01] pheonix561: Why were you forced to move to antarctica?

A silly observation is voiced. Humor ensues.

[16:26:55] kaffles: if they say

[16:26:59] kaffles: that the waiter

[16:27:07] kaffles: is saha, I think I'm going to die laughing

[16:27:17] kaffles: I really want to know who this is

A Seasoned Opinion is voiced.. Hatred ensues.

[16:27:05] futureK: I'm sure this sounds weird....

[16:27:11] SexxyBoiLink: -gazes down from Skyward-

[16:27:14] futureK: I can't tell you that.....

[16:27:34] SexxyBoiLink: im not doing that again..

[16:27:37] Miku_Hatsune: im so bored

[16:27:49] futureK: Is kaffles listening?

[16:27:58] kaffles: yes

[16:28:09] kaffles: what's the name of the waiter?

[16:28:14] kaffles: can you tell me that perchance?

[16:28:15] pheonix561: yeah

[16:28:16] futureK: I hate him... The Waiter........

[16:28:18] pheonix561: I'm worried too

[16:28:42] kaffles: like

[16:28:48] kaffles: how will I know it's hime

[16:28:51] kaffles: *him

[16:28:57] kaffles: what if multiple waitors propose to me

[16:29:00] futureK: Its weird though... because I never knew his real name.. never thought about it.... Just... The Waiter is what I called him.....

[16:29:01] kaffles: that would be weird but

[16:29:06] kaffles: fffff

[16:29:15] Miku_Hatsune:

[16:29:37] pheonix561: so you married a guy

[16:29:42] pheonix561: and you never knew his real name?

A reflective summary.

[16:29:48] pheonix561: wow uh

[16:29:57] pheonix561: you're making some poor decisions there in the future

[16:30:06] kaffles: i know rite

Instructions.

[16:29:59] futureK: Well actually I asked once, he never told me...

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[16:30:19] kaffles: wait so

[16:30:24] kaffles: what happened to my current engagement

[16:30:30] kaffles: I'm already engaged

[16:31:07] pheonix561: Futurek, all of the things you're saying are in past tense

[16:31:14] pheonix561: whats going on in your future?

[16:31:23] futureK: I'm sorry I do not know... The Waiter gave me some kind of drug that made me lose memory or something.... I can only remember some stuff.....

[16:31:37] pheonix561: So you're his drug mule, then

[16:32:00] kaffles: man this sucks lol

[16:32:15] pheonix561: yeah seriously

[16:32:26] kaffles: I'm sorry that I'll forget you pheo

[16:32:27] pheonix561: hey why dont you describe the waiter for us?

[16:32:28] kaffles: lol

[16:32:40] pheonix561: well, maybe I can try and find you in antartica in a couple years

[16:32:44] pheonix561: When I get out of college

[16:33:09] kaffles: yeah that'd be nice

[16:33:10] futureK: I don't know.... technology today can only go into the past and see things, you cant really go into the past but theres a technology called a Timenet that allows you to view past things on the internet

[16:33:40] futureK: And post things, but only government officials can do that... But I'm breaking the law

[16:33:55] pheonix561: you're breaking the law just to tell us not to marry this guy?

[16:33:55] Miku_Hatsune: lol

[16:34:15] futureK: Its more than that!!!

[16:35:10] futureK: It's probably not believable, but What I did caused the whole world to become in distress!!! PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE OF ME!!!!

[16:35:23] Miku_Hatsune: lol

[16:35:30] pheonix561: FutureK its probably best that you tell us whats going on in your present

[16:35:35] futureK: just because of that damn toxic air drug.......

[16:35:37] pheonix561: like, whats happening right now, for you, in the world

[16:35:49] futureK: I JUST SAID!!!!!!!

[16:35:56] pheonix561: people are dying, yes

[16:35:58] pheonix561: why?

[16:35:58] futureK: I'M FORBIDDEN TO TELL YOU BUT I DID!!!!!!!

[16:36:15] pheonix561: A toxic air drug?

[16:36:19] pheonix561: thats killing people?

[16:36:32] futureK: because of an air pollutant toxic drug that I was forced to help the waiter create!

[16:36:52] pheonix561: what was he trying to accomplish with it?

[16:37:01] futureK: And people smoke it... for a good feeling... then they DIE!

[16:37:18] futureK: and the smoke from the drug is destroying our atmosphere!

[16:37:52] futureK: But it cant go into the cold places... thats why I'm here in Antarctica

[16:38:41] futureK: AND IT SUCKS HERE!!!!!!!!!

[16:38:53] pheonix561: wow

[16:38:56] futureK: omg... I just told them that... now its going to ruin everything....

[16:39:18] futureK: EVERYTHING!!!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! WHY DID I TELL YOU THE FUTURE!!! SAY NO!!!!!

[16:39:28] futureK: SAY O

[16:39:31] futureK: SAY NO

[16:39:34] futureK: OK?@?@?@?@?

[16:39:36] pheonix561: WE'LL SAY NO

His words are convincing, but lo, he is two faced.

[16:39:41] pheonix561: say yes lol

A development.

[16:39:37] futureK: gahh

[16:39:43] futureK: ..................................................

[16:39:49] futureK: ...................................................

[16:39:53] spirittracksgirl: ..............?

[16:40:07] pheonix561: ?

[16:40:12] futureK has quit (Client exited).

[16:40:20] Miku_Hatsune: who here has seen the masterpiece optimus?

[16:40:28] futureK joined the channel.

[16:40:47] spirittracksgirl: not me.

[16:40:57] pheonix561: whats this about a masterpiece

[16:41:18] Miku_Hatsune: Optimus Prime

[16:41:20] futureK: I just told you forbidden things......

[16:41:26] futureK: do not tell anybody....

[16:41:27] Miku_Hatsune: it looks just like his g1 self

[16:41:35] futureK: i'm so selfish.....

[16:41:38] pheonix561: kaffles

[16:41:40] pheonix561: are you reading this?

[16:41:45] kaffles: yes

[16:41:46] pheonix561: futurek is saying some pretty deep stuff

[16:41:52] pheonix561: k, you were quiet

[16:42:25] Miku_Hatsune: im gonna build a lego masterpiece optimus that transforms exactly the same

[16:42:44] TheWaiter joined the channel.

[16:42:53] TheWaiter: hey are you guys done being weird?

[16:42:59] pheonix561: yeah, we're done

[16:43:01] futureK has quit (Client exited).

[16:43:02] Miku_Hatsune: lol

[16:43:10] TheWaiter: lol ok

[16:43:14] TheWaiter: so whats up?

[16:43:36] pheonix561: not much

[16:43:39] pheonix561: what are you up to?

[16:43:48] TheWaiter: haha kaffles I like that name

[16:43:52] Miku_Hatsune: wait how should i build the lego masterpiece optimus? should i build it from the feet up?

[16:44:04] projec64: SERIOUSLY!!??!?!??!??WHAT THE F**K JUST HAPPENED?!?!??!??!

[16:44:08] TheWaiter: Oh nothin

[16:44:12] pheonix561: huh?

[16:44:13] Miku_Hatsune: ROFL

[16:44:17] pheonix561: whats up there 64?

[16:44:30] TheWaiter: oh wow another crazy person -_-

[16:45:02] spirittracksgirl: yep...

[16:45:17] pheonix561: hey the waiter

[16:45:22] pheonix561: why dont you tell us a little about yourself?

[16:45:26] TheWaiter: hey kaffles where did you come up with that name?

[16:45:39] TheWaiter: about me? umm....

[16:45:50] TheWaiter: I am a waiter

[16:46:09] pheonix561: kaffles you there?

[16:46:15] pheonix561: TheWaiter is trying to talk to you

[16:46:19] TheWaiter: I live in New York City

[16:46:27] kaffles: lololol

[16:46:37] SexxyBoiLink: New Pork City

[16:46:48] spirittracksgirl: ...

[16:46:49] TheWaiter: Ha yea

[16:47:15] SexxyBoiLink: -kisses STG-

[16:47:18] pheonix561: so like

[16:47:25] pheonix561: can I get a little more out of you than that?

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[16:47:32] TheWaiter: umm like what?

[16:47:38] pheonix561: well, I dunno

[16:47:43] pheonix561: you're a waiter

[16:47:47] TheWaiter: I'm 7 ft 8

[16:47:51] pheonix561: but theres obviously more to you than that

[16:47:53] kaffles: jesus christ

An observation of the supposedly obvious.

[16:47:57] pheonix561: yeah so

[16:48:00] pheonix561: the waiter is a robot or something

[16:48:16] kaffles: fff

A friendly correction, and friendly introduction.

[16:47:59] TheWaiter: I mean 6 ft 8 lol

[16:48:08] kaffles: oh, lol

[16:48:09] TheWaiter: i mean 6 ft 7

[16:48:11] Hylian_2162 has left the channel.

[16:48:19] TheWaiter: lol sorry

[16:48:33] Arcane joined the channel.

[16:48:48] spirittracksgirl: .....

[16:48:49] pheonix561: whats up arcane?

[16:48:55] pheonix561: have you met thewaiter?

[16:48:58] Arcane: not much right now

[16:49:01] Arcane: I have not

[16:49:07] pheonix561: hes pretty cool

[16:49:12] Arcane: alrighty

[16:49:15] pheonix561: we're trying to find out more about him though

[16:49:17] TheWaiter: Ok, I like... Drugs! ha jk

[16:49:21] pheonix561: he says hes 6 ft 8 and lives in new york

[16:49:36] Arcane: o:

The Private Conversation comes to a close.

[16:49:16] kaffles: I actuall

[16:49:18] kaffles: y

[16:49:19] kaffles: have to leave soon

[16:49:24] kaffles: so I can go over to soap's

[16:49:28] pheonix561: okay

[16:49:31] kaffles: and test out the whole laptop/tv thing

[16:49:50] pheonix561: cool

But the Public conversation continues regardless.

[16:49:47] Arcane: possible basketball star?

[16:49:47] TheWaiter: ?

[16:49:52] TheWaiter: I'm listening?

[16:49:59] TheWaiter: wy are you trying to find out about me?

[16:50:13] pheonix561: just curious abotu you

[16:50:13] pheonix561: I mean

[16:50:17] pheonix561: you just got here

[16:50:21] pheonix561: but we dont know anything about you

[16:50:23] TheWaiter: Oh ok lol

[16:50:30] Arcane: wait, is NY's basketball team the Giants?

[16:50:36] Miku_Hatsune: im jsut gonna build that optimus from the feet up

[16:50:40] Arcane: or is that football?

[16:50:41] SexxyBoiLink: -kisses STG-

[16:50:48] TheWaiter: ha thats football

[16:50:53] Arcane: ok

[16:50:59] Arcane: Yankees are baseball, right?

[16:51:11] pheonix561: yup

[16:51:18] Arcane: ok

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[16:51:23] TheWaiter: mhm

[16:51:26] Double45: blblblbl

[16:51:33] Arcane: what's their basketball team then?

[16:51:35] pheonix561: blblblblbl?

[16:51:37] Arcane: hey Double

[16:51:42] Double45: lol

[16:51:59] Double45: whorey randomly says it

[16:52:00] kaffles: so like

[16:52:01] Double45: an di just googled it

[16:52:02] Double45: and

[16:52:03] Double45: WTF is "blblbl". The noise made by sticking your tongue out a bit, going "urrr" and waggling it around a bit. Or something

[16:52:04] kaffles: I'm about to head out

[16:52:09] futureK joined the channel.

[16:52:09] kaffles: I'll see you guys later lol

[16:52:13] Double45: cya kaffles

[16:52:15] Arcane: see ya

[16:52:19] TheWaiter: wai kaffles!

[16:52:23] TheWaiter: wait!

[16:52:27] kaffles: ?

[16:52:33] Arcane: brb

[16:52:38] TheWaiter: whats your real name?

[16:52:47] kaffles: kaffles

[16:52:52] Double45: lol

[16:52:56] TheWaiter: um really?

[16:52:59] pheonix561: hey the waiter

[16:53:01] kaffles: no

[16:53:03] pheonix561: are you familiar with kaffles?

[16:53:08] TheWaiter: aww I like that name tho

[16:53:27] TheWaiter: I'm not familliar but I would like to know her

[16:53:28] Arcane: his name is Clint

[16:53:32] Arcane: btw

[16:53:34] TheWaiter: she is a girl right?

[16:53:35] Double45: lol

[16:53:41] kaffles: lololol

[16:53:42] pheonix561: yeah kaffles is a girl

[16:53:48] Arcane: *her

[16:53:48] TheWaiter: oh good

[16:53:51] Double45: these people

[16:53:53] Double45: make me lol

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[16:54:01] kaffles: double, it's future me

[16:54:04] TheWaiter has quit (Client exited).

[16:54:04] Whorey: Mmm futureK.

[16:54:07] kaffles: and the waiter

[16:54:08] Double45: oh

[16:54:12] pheonix561: oh, they both quit

[16:54:13] Double45: futureK

[16:54:17] kaffles: but they yeah

[16:54:19] kaffles: both quit fff

[16:54:22] TheWaiter joined the channel.

[16:54:24] TheWaiter: orry

[16:54:26] TheWaiter: sorry

[16:54:32] TheWaiter: hey kaffles wait

[16:54:35] kaffles: ??

[16:54:36] Miku_Hatsune: man this optimus is hard to build in lego

[16:54:36] Arcane: YOU SHOULD BE SORRY

[16:54:37] TheWaiter: how old are you?

[16:54:43] Arcane: I BROKE DOWN IN TEARS

[16:54:47] Arcane: :<

[16:54:47] kaffles: 24

[16:54:50] Double45: lol arcane

[16:55:01] Arcane: but I forgive you :>

[16:55:02] TheWaiter: oh really? thats cool!

Lies acknowledged.

[16:55:25] pheonix561: lol 24

[16:55:39] kaffles: lolol

Lies acknowledged.

[16:55:37] TheWaiter: hey kaffles wait!

[16:55:37] pheonix561: how old are you, waiter?

[16:55:42] kaffles: ?

[16:55:48] TheWaiter: I am 26.

[16:55:55] TheWaiter: kaffles! what do you like!

[16:56:02] kaffles: uh

[16:56:04] kaffles: I like

[16:56:13] kaffles: pretty boys

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[16:56:20] Double45: man services still arent back

[16:56:21] TheWaiter: I'm a pretty boy

[16:56:21] Arcane: *coughkaffleshasanadmirercough*

[16:56:30] Double45: lol arcane

[16:56:34] kaffles: lolol

[16:56:37] Arcane: lol arcane what?

[16:56:48] Arcane: my throat was just sore

[16:56:48] pheonix561: thats a bad cough you got there arcane

[16:56:50] TheWaiter: kaffles wait!

[16:56:52] pheonix561: you should get that checked out

[16:56:55] Arcane: indeed it is

[16:56:57] Arcane: I should

[16:57:00] kaffles: ??

[16:57:03] Double45: I WISH THE SERVICES WERE BACK, BECAUSE I LIKE HAVING V OR H MODE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE SECURE

An important interjection.

[16:57:02] pheonix561: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH APROACHES

[16:57:05] pheonix561: WILL YOU SAY YES OR NO

[16:57:15] kaffles: well

[16:57:18] kaffles: me me would say no

[16:57:25] kaffles: but lolme would say yes

[16:57:34] pheonix561: this is a tough call

[16:57:43] pheonix561: how do we even know thats future you?

[16:57:50] pheonix561: it could be future someone else

[16:57:53] kaffles: idkman

[16:57:58] pheonix561: trying to manipulate you into doing something you would regret

[16:58:16] kaffles: lololol

A Charismatic fiction.

[16:57:16] TheWaiter: what do you see in a guy?

[16:57:37] kaffles: character

[16:57:40] kaffles: and ambition

[16:57:49] TheWaiter: I have both of those!

[16:58:06] kaffles: oh? how so

[16:58:30] TheWaiter: Umm maybe we should meet sometime and You will see

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A prelude

[16:58:45] pheonix561: well?

[16:58:48] pheonix561: whats it gonna be?

And the moment of truth, in itself.

[16:58:52] ray: sup people?

[16:58:56] Double45: hey ray

[16:59:09] futureK: *coughsaynocough*

[16:59:11] kaffles: hmm idk

[16:59:15] kaffles: I'm pretty busy

[16:59:21] ray: i have my freind hear

[16:59:26] Arcane: lol'n over here

[16:59:39] TheWaiter: okay maybe we can meet some other time. Are you single?

[16:59:40] pheonix561: Aw, Kaffles

[16:59:45] pheonix561: I think you should give the guy a chance

[16:59:50] pheonix561: what could possibly go wrong?

[16:59:52] kaffles: uhh idk, maybe you should man up heo

[16:59:55] kaffles: *pheo

[16:59:59] kaffles: and defend me

[17:00:05] pheonix561: whats there to defend?

[17:00:11] pheonix561: its just some harmless waiter from New York

[17:00:17] ray: HELLO!!! I AM RAY'S FRIEND!!!!!!!!

[17:00:18] pheonix561: looking for a pretty girl with a good personality

[17:00:23] kaffles: fff but I thought we were something pheo

[17:00:26] TheWaiter: yea

[17:00:27] kaffles: I thought we were SOMETHING

[17:00:33] Arcane: ...on a Zelda chat channel

[17:00:36] pheonix561: lol

[17:00:41] TheWaiter: oh you guys are seeing eachother?

[17:00:42] pheonix561: Well, it doesnt have to be a date

[17:00:49] pheonix561: I could go too if you want

[17:00:53] ray: um wtf?

[17:00:54] pheonix561: I want to meet this guy

[17:01:05] Double45: lol ray

[17:01:07] Double45: i dont know

[17:01:10] Double45: whats happening either

[17:01:10] Double45: but

17:01:16] ray: me nether

[17:01:26] kaffles: ffff

[17:01:29] pheonix561: Its up to you, though, kaffles

[17:01:33] pheonix561: whats it gonna be?

[17:01:34] TheWaiter: well I gotta go... you just thing about ok kaffles?

[17:01:40] spirittracksgirl: ...............

[17:01:41] TheWaiter has quit (Client exited).

[17:01:46] pheonix561: oh, he left

[17:01:49] futureK: OMG!!!!!!

[17:01:50] Arcane: just thing about ok

[17:01:56] kaffles: lol

[17:02:04] Arcane: I think he meant think

[17:02:09] futureK: Are any of you taking this seriously?????

[17:02:09] pheonix561: yeah me too

[17:02:15] ray: CHEESE IS GOOD!sorry..my friend has ADHD

[17:02:17] Arcane: YES FUTUREK

[17:02:18] Arcane: I AM

[17:02:20] pheonix561: well, she doesn't have to marry him right?

[17:02:23] pheonix561: we can still meet him

[17:02:37] futureK: I... I don't know...

[17:02:46] futureK: thats what i thought and I fell in love with him...

[17:02:48] Double45: IM HAVING A SUB TONIGHT

[17:02:55] kaffles: ffff

[17:02:56] Double45: AND ITS NOT FROM SUBWAY NOR QUIZNOS

[17:03:06] ray: exsuse me....FOR THE LOVE OF NAYRU SUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:03:14] Double45: for the love of nayru?

[17:03:17] Double45: nayrus love

[17:03:17] Double45: what

[17:03:19] Arcane: is it from the Navy? Those are the best kind of subs

[17:03:21] pheonix561: what abotu din and farore?

[17:03:27] Double45: they need love too

[17:02:46] futureK: thats what i thought and I fell in love with him...

[17:02:48] Double45: IM HAVING A SUB TONIGHT

[17:02:55] kaffles: ffff

[17:02:56] Double45: AND ITS NOT FROM SUBWAY NOR QUIZNOS

[17:03:06] ray: exsuse me....FOR THE LOVE OF NAYRU SUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:03:14] Double45: for the love of nayru?

[17:03:17] Double45: nayrus love

[17:03:17] Double45: what

[17:03:19] Arcane: is it from the Navy? Those are the best kind of subs

[17:03:21] pheonix561: what abotu din and farore?

[17:03:27] Double45: they need love too

[17:03:36] Arcane: indeed

[17:03:42] Arcane: I could supply some...

[17:03:48] Double45: at a price

[17:03:49] kaffles: okay

[17:03:51] kaffles: so really

[17:03:55] kaffles: I'm gonna go now lol

[17:04:00] pheonix561: alright I'll see you later

[17:04:00] Arcane: k see ya

[17:04:04] futureK: Fine then... I might just go kill myself go ahead and screw up your future kaffles

[17:04:14] futureK: HAAAVE FUN!

An key conversation between two lovers, seperated by the very fabric of space time itself.

[17:04:15] pheonix561: WAIT

[17:04:19] pheonix561: FUTUREK

[17:04:24] futureK: what

[17:04:45] pheonix561: for my sake

[17:04:51] pheonix561: what happened between me and kaffles?

[17:05:17] futureK: idunno... go screw up your futre....

[17:05:36] pheonix561: no really

[17:05:39] pheonix561: you were there

[17:05:41] pheonix561: you know what happened

[17:05:51] pheonix561: why aren't you and I engaged anymore?

[17:06:25] futureK: ok... in 2 years, you and kaffles go to NYC to go vist the waiter... For some reason I fell mad in love with him...

[17:06:53] pheonix561: really?

[17:07:12] futureK: mhmm... just stop that from happening

[17:07:46] pheonix561: so I have to keep past you from falling in love with the waiter?

[17:07:56] futureK: yes

The public chat continues, blind to the quiet circumstances unfolding before them.

[17:04:19] Whorey: blimey

[17:04:20] ray: My friend made up a goddess of darkness once...

[17:04:30] Arcane: good for him

[17:04:30] kaffles: lolkk take care future me

[17:04:36] kaffles has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.6.4/20100611143157]).

[17:04:48] ray: she is a girl

[17:04:53] Arcane: *her

[17:05:07] ray: she says ty

[17:05:16] Arcane: np

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[17:06:36] ray: GREEN IS A COLOR!!!!! sorry....Abbys weard

[17:06:50] Doule45 joined the channel.

[17:06:53] Arcane: weard haha

[17:07:02] Doule45: doule45

[17:07:12] ray: sut up i carnt spel

[17:07:23] Arcane: I can tell

[17:07:27] Arcane: It's fine though

[17:07:30] ray: k

[17:07:45] Arcane: sorry if I offended you

[17:07:53] ray: thats ok

[17:07:59] Arcane: I tease people a lot

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[17:08:06] ray: same

[17:08:07] Doule45 is now known as Double45.

[17:08:12] Arcane: :>

[17:09:08] ray: my friend is like navi sometimes...

[17:09:25] Arcane: oh?

[17:09:30] ray: ya

[17:09:41] spirittracksgirl: how so?

[17:09:42] Arcane: do tell

[17:09:56] ray: she is random and loud a lot

[17:10:23] Arcane: coolio

[17:10:38] ray: and likes legond of zelda a lot

[17:11:00] Arcane: pff. Who even plays those games

Careful planning.

[17:08:10] pheonix561: how do I do that?

[17:08:12] futureK: the world will screw up

[17:08:17] pheonix561: did anything significant happen in New York?

[17:08:21] pheonix561: anything I can change?

[17:08:57] futureK: well... I thought I saw him slip something into one of the drinks

[17:09:16] futureK: but I didn't think he did anything because he was such a nice guy

[17:09:35] pheonix561: Okay, I'll look out for that

[17:09:44] pheonix561: but when you two were just friends, and we were still engaged

[17:09:49] futureK: and after you and kaffles broke up, you killed yourself....

[17:09:54] pheonix561: I did?

[17:10:04] futureK: mhm

[17:10:14] pheonix561: I'm sorry I did that to you

[17:10:39] pheonix561: was there any time when you were with him

[17:10:48] pheonix561: any time you felt yourself slipping into mad love?

[17:11:02] pheonix561: I can help you prevent that if I know what happened and when

[17:11:26] futureK: right after I drank it....

[17:11:47] pheonix561: after you drank the drink, you felt yourself fall madly in love with him?

[17:11:54] futureK: I fell in mad love with him

[17:12:24] pheonix561: So, don't let you drink the drink

[17:12:35] futureK: then I went back home... 2 years later i was still in mad love with him and I went to new york

[17:12:35] futureK: and he proposed to me

[17:12:35] futureK: and I accepted because he slipped the love drug!!!!!!

[17:12:41] futureK: he leaned how to make so many drugs!

[17:12:55] futureK: yes don't let me

[17:13:01] pheonix561: And that was when I killed myself

Carefree playing.

[17:11:27] ray: O_O... DIE NONBELEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:11:53] Arcane: D:

[17:12:04] ray: LINK! KICK HIS BUT!!!!!!!

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[17:12:09] Whorey: lordy

[17:12:13] Whorey: i like them -_-

[17:12:21] spirittracksgirl: ...

[17:12:23] Arcane: me too Whorey :<

[17:12:24] ray: yay!!!!!!!!!!

[17:13:13] Double45: food time

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[17:13:18] Arcane: lucky

Begs the Question.

[17:13:42] pheonix561: Kaffles

[17:13:47] pheonix561: I have a question for you

[17:13:51] futureK: a couple days later me and him were in his bedroom kissing.... You saw and got mad and I said that idc... That was you?

[17:14:02] futureK: I dont remember who it was

[17:14:07] pheonix561: okay

[17:14:21] pheonix561: So a whole lot rides on stopping you from drinking that drug

[17:14:24] pheonix561: I'll keep that in mind

[17:14:27] futureK: I dont remember who I was engaged to but I thot it was you and I guess it was

[17:14:31] pheonix561: but theres something I want to know

[17:14:41] pheonix561: something important to me, that I know you know the answer to

[17:14:50] futureK: what

[17:15:00] pheonix561: When we made love

[17:15:04] pheonix561: How was it?

[17:15:12] pheonix561: present kaffles and I

[17:15:16] pheonix561: we're still in wedlock

[17:15:21] pheonix561: we haven't slept with eachother

[17:15:34] pheonix561: And I know we're still engaged

[17:15:38] pheonix561: up until I kill myself

[17:15:43] pheonix561: did we ever sleep with eachother?

[17:15:44] futureK: I don't remember...

[17:15:44] futureK: he slipped me the memory loss drug

[17:15:44] futureK: I'm slowly regaining back my memory

[17:15:59] pheonix561: and was it as passionate as it should be?

[17:16:22] pheonix561: I mean, I've always imagined it to be

[17:16:24] pheonix561: you know

[17:16:25] pheonix561: pretty great

[17:16:32] futureK: I don't remember

[17:16:37] pheonix561: oh...

[17:16:49] futureK: I don't want to ruin your guys' future... don't ruin anything

[17:16:54] pheonix561: you dont remember any romace at all?

[17:17:02] futureK: no :'(

[17:17:12] pheonix561: Well, thanks anyway

[17:17:16] futureK: oh shuit

[17:17:19] pheonix561: what?

[17:17:20] pheonix561: what is it?

[17:17:21] futureK: hes coming!

[17:17:24] futureK: i gotaa go

[17:17:29] pheonix561: Shit

[17:17:31] futureK: rememebreer!

[17:17:33] pheonix561: Yes!

[17:17:35] pheonix561: I will!

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[17:13:34] ray: hey whorey...my friend lold at your name

[17:13:54] Arcane: Whorey's a bot btw

[17:14:20] Arcane: Whorey, do you love Ray?

[17:14:24] Whorey: any chance i get *uNf

[17:14:26] Whorey: I like TV.

[17:14:27] ray: O_O

[17:14:52] ray: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!! thats my friend

[17:14:57] Whorey: I say.

[17:15:06] Arcane: TV's her initials?

[17:15:13] ray: no

[17:15:24] Arcane: nickname?

[17:15:41] ray: no her nick is zelda

[17:15:55] Arcane: I'm confused then

[17:16:02] Arcane: what does TV have to do with it

[17:16:07] ray: she likes tv

[17:16:29] Arcane: oh

[17:16:36] ray: k then

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[17:16:47] Arcane: o:

[17:17:03] ray: whant to play 66666666666666 ways to kill navi?

[17:17:11] Link64 joined the channel.

[17:17:21] Arcane: not really

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[17:17:25] ray: k

[17:17:30] Arcane: I'm actually going to go in a sec

[17:17:34] ray: k

[17:17:35] Link64: Hi

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[17:17:40] ray: hi

[17:17:48] Arcane: bye

[17:17:51] ray: k

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[17:18:11] Link64: do you have legend of zelda windwaker

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[17:18:17] ray: yes

[17:18:26] Link64: me to

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[17:18:40] ray: my wii got stolin

[17:18:46] Link64: i got it a few days ago

[17:18:48] pheonix561: sorry to hear that

[17:18:56] ray: ty

[17:19:07] Link64: really

[17:19:09] pheonix561: I had something important of mine stolen recently

[17:19:14] ray: ya

[17:19:21] pheonix561: yeah...

[17:19:21] ray: relly

[17:19:24] spirittracksgirl: wat?

[17:19:40] futureK joined the channel.

[17:19:43] pheonix561: well, it hasnt been stolen yet, but it will be

[17:19:45] pheonix561: in the future

[17:19:47] futureK: oh... omg

[17:19:51] ray: ?

[17:19:57] pheonix561: futurek, you're back?

[17:19:58] Link64: ok

[17:20:17] futureK: I can't believe she TOLD YOU ALL THIS!

[17:20:28] pheonix561: whos this?

[17:20:28] ray: ?

[17:20:30] futureK: she told me everything!!!!!!!

[17:20:41] Link64: wat is going on

[17:20:49] ray: wtf?1!?!?!?!?!

[17:20:51] pheonix561: They're stop you Future Waiter!

[17:21:01] pheonix561: They're goign to put an end to your world domination!

[17:21:11] ray: O_o

[17:21:16] Link64: wat is going on??????????

[17:21:25] spirittracksgirl: ...

[17:21:26] pheonix561: they'll*

[17:21:41] futureK: ha no your not... I will contact my past self and convince him!

[17:21:50] pheonix561: convince him of what?

[17:21:50] ray: gtg

[17:21:51] futureK: I have powers.... Powers.....drugs

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[17:22:02] futureK: DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:22:10] futureK: DRUGS!!!!!!!! yes....

[17:22:21] Link64: wat is going on???????????

[17:22:22] futureK: I won't have to worry about pheonix

[17:22:27] pheonix561: I'll stop you!

[17:22:43] Link64: ble ble ble

[17:22:48] pheonix561: I wont let you destroy the world with your poisons!

[17:22:53] futureK: hm....hmhhmHAHA

[17:23:00] Link64: ble ble ble

[17:23:04] futureK: I already am in the future

[17:23:14] spirittracksgirl: ..................................................................

[17:23:21] pheonix561: I can stop you!

[17:23:28] pheonix561: what did you do to future kaffles?!

[17:23:32] Link64: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:23:37] Whorey: Wheeee Chicken.

[17:23:39] Whorey: i say

[17:23:42] futureK: she is taken care of.....

[17:23:47] pheonix561: what did you do!

[17:23:59] futureK: thats not important!

[17:24:10] pheonix561: of course it is!

[17:24:13] pheonix561: dont play coy!

[17:24:23] pheonix561: You Know Kaffles is important in all this!

[17:24:25] futureK: why do you want to know...

[17:24:33] pheonix561: I'm...

[17:24:36] pheonix561: I'm her lover!

[17:25:08] pheonix561: and I can stop you!

[17:25:11] pheonix561: she told me what to do!

[17:25:21] pheonix561: I can change the past to prevent the future now!

[17:25:48] Link64: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[17:25:53] Whorey: doo dee doo dedo deee do

[17:26:16] spirittracksgirl: i'm bored.

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[17:26:21] Link64: dhfhbbajhcbgahsbgfhagfyefgyefjacbajggvgarycabrgc

[17:26:23] pheonix561: Futurek!

[17:26:27] pheonix561: come back here!

[17:26:30] pheonix561: get back to the computer!

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[17:27:02] future: stupid

[17:27:05] pheonix561: ?

[17:27:06] future: what happened?

[17:27:09] pheonix561: whos future?

[17:27:11] future: DID A MODERATOR KICK ME?

[17:27:16] future: ha.....

[17:27:17] spirittracksgirl: ??????????

[17:27:20] pheonix561: futurek!

[17:27:23] pheonix561: you!

[17:27:27] pheonix561: its you isnt it!

[17:27:28] future: yes....

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[17:27:59] futureK: ok

[17:28:01] futureK: there

[17:28:05] pheonix561: futurek!

[17:28:09] pheonix561: I'm going to change the past!

[17:28:11] futureK: don't know what happened

[17:28:14] pheonix561: I know what to do!

[17:28:16] pheonix561: I know how to stop you!

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[17:28:24] Whorey: mmm Link64

[17:28:43] futureK: Everything you do will affect it... one little mistake and the world is doomed

[17:28:53] pheonix561: she told me what to do!

[17:28:58] pheonix561: she told me everything about what you've done!

[17:29:01] pheonix561: and what you will do!

[17:29:02] futureK: who did?

[17:29:06] pheonix561: I know how to stop you now!

[17:29:10] pheonix561: future k!

[17:29:13] pheonix561: before you stopped her!

[17:29:14] futureK: kaffles?

[17:29:20] pheonix561: future kaffles, yes!

[17:29:30] futureK: oh, well thanks for telling me that

[17:29:34] pheonix561: wait what?

[17:29:40] futrek: I will dispose of her now, as I have no more need for her

[17:29:43] pheonix561: NO!

[17:29:45] pheonix561: KAFFLES!

[17:29:49] futurek: Would you like to talk to her?

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[17:30:28] spirittracksgirl: well.....

[17:30:31] pheonix561: I apologize, my connection screwed up

[17:30:34] pheonix561: wait, what?

[17:30:36] pheonix561: what did you say?

[17:30:59] pheonix561: what did you say after I said "wait what?"

[17:31:04] pheonix561: futurek?

[17:31:09] pheonix561: dammit!

[17:31:58] pheonix561: hes gone!

[17:32:07] pheonix561: Kaffles...

[17:32:44] pheonix561: ...

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[17:32:51] pheonix561: I know what I have to do...

[17:32:52] Double45: wow

[17:32:53] Double45: that

[17:32:55] pheonix561: I have to change the future!

[17:32:57] Double45: was a good sub

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[17:33:15] pheonix561: futurek!

[17:33:20] pheonix561: You bastard!

[17:33:23] pheonix561: what did you just do?!

[17:33:42] futureK: haha... you want to talk to her one last time?

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[17:33:55] pheonix561: ...

[17:33:57] pheonix561: yes

[17:34:04] Blossom: hi everyone

[17:34:06] futureK: ok. here she is

[17:34:18] futureK: phoenix remember what to do!

[17:34:23] pheonix561: kaffles!

[17:34:26] pheonix561: run!

[17:34:27] futureK: hes going to kill m

[17:34:28] pheonix561: get away!

[17:34:33] pheonix561: KAFFLES!

[17:34:46] Double45 watches the going-ons in this chan with wide eyes

[17:34:50] Double45: dramatic

[17:34:52] Nixtrix: lolol

[17:34:55] pheonix561: WAITER!

[17:34:57] pheonix561: YOU BASTARD!

[17:35:00] spirittracksgirl: ...

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[17:35:24] pheonix561: WAITEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[17:35:38] daogamer: yoyoyo!!!!!

[17:35:46] Double45: i cant wait

[17:35:51] spirittracksgirl: what's up?

[17:35:51] Double45: for the next scene

[17:35:53] daogamer: WADUP MAH HOMEEZ!

[17:35:55] Double45: if this play

[17:36:01] Double45: *of

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[17:36:15] daogamer: what?

[17:36:19] pheonix561: what?

[17:36:20] daogamer: shutting down wat

[17:36:21] pheonix561: whats going on?

[17:36:25] Double45: lol

[17:36:26] daogamer: NIX!

[17:36:32] spirittracksgirl: idk...

[17:36:33] Double45: its nothing

[17:36:38] Miku_Hatsune: man that lego masterpiece optimus would be harder to build than i thought

[17:36:38] Double45: just services

[17:36:46] Double45: it doesnt affect this chat's current state

[17:36:50] daogamer: NIX!

[17:36:52] Miku_Hatsune: i wish i still had the actual toy

[17:36:54] pheonix561: oh, okay

[17:36:56] pheonix561: we'll be fine then

[17:36:57] daogamer: wooo

[17:36:59] pheonix561: double45

Confiding to a friend and ally.

[17:37:07] pheonix561: Double

[17:37:17] Double45: pheo

[17:37:22] pheonix561: can I trust you?

[17:37:28] Double45: yeah

[17:37:48] Double45: why

[17:37:58] pheonix561: look

[17:38:04] pheonix561: A lot of stuff is going down

[17:38:20] pheonix561: I just need to know if I can trust you

[17:38:20] Double45: ok

And so...

[17:37:05] Double45: yo

[17:37:12] daogamer: hey pheo!!! wadup Homie??!??

[17:37:16] pheonix561: whats up daoo

[17:37:30] daogamer: nutin waddabout you????

[17:37:45] pheonix561: just talkin

[17:37:45] pheonix561: you know

[17:37:50] pheonix561: realizing life changing things

[17:37:53] pheonix561: this and that

[17:38:09] Double45: im eating a wonka thing

[17:38:14] Double45: and its nasty

[17:38:15] daogamer: what kind of thins?

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[17:38:39] spirittracksgirl: SBL, u there?

[17:38:39] pheonix561: FUTUREK!

[17:38:44] daogamer: oh dat coo

[17:38:54] futureK: pheo! its me!

[17:38:59] Double45: its a

[17:38:59] futureK: I escaped!

[17:39:03] pheonix561: KAFFLES!

[17:39:04] Double45: KAZOOZLES

[17:39:04] pheonix561: RUN!

[17:39:12] futureK: I escaped!

[17:39:19] Double45 is now known as Kazoozle.

[17:39:20] pheonix561: keep escaping!

[17:39:21] Kazoozle: holyshit

[17:39:23] Kazoozle: awesome name

[17:39:24] pheonix561: He cant be far behind you!

[17:39:40] futureK: I stole his teleton and now I'm somewhere in a jungle

[17:39:53] pheonix561: hes still in the antarctic?

[17:40:04] futureK: its where he grows his toxic drugs

[17:40:11] pheonix561: Kaffles

[17:40:14] pheonix561: you have to burn that place

[17:40:19] pheonix561: you have to burn it to the ground

[17:40:40] futureK: I don't wannna kill the monkeys! they are the source of life in the future!

[17:40:44] Kazoozle: DELICKORICIOUS CHEWY CANDY

[17:40:47] pheonix561: shit!

[17:40:53] pheonix561: evacuate the monkeys!

[17:40:56] pheonix561: then burn the place!

[17:41:04] futureK: I can't..

[17:41:05] Kazoozle: oh shit Act 2 Scene 1

[17:41:10] Kazoozle watches in awe

[17:41:12] pheonix561: whats stopping you?!

[17:41:17] futureK: just kiddin theres no monkeys.

[17:41:20] futureK: but this is the place

[17:41:26] pheonix561: olol

[17:41:33] pheonix561: glad to see you still have a sense of humor

[17:41:36] futureK: but no time for jokes...

[17:41:38] pheonix561: well, you need to burn it

[17:41:40] futureK: I gotta get outta here...

[17:41:47] pheonix561: this is your chance to save the future world

[17:41:57] pheonix561: maybe when I stop you from drinking the love drug

[17:42:01] pheonix561: maybe I can make a split timeline

[17:42:14] pheonix561: and we can have two timelines

[17:42:18] futureK: OH SH

[17:42:22] pheonix561: where in both of them the world is saved

[17:42:23] pheonix561: WHAT?!

[17:42:23] futureK: Idfn'blghkl;6tr45hbn t

[17:42:25] pheonix561: WHATS GOING ON

[17:42:26] futureK: ru rwt

[17:42:26] futureK: W

[17:42:28] futureK: JHtuj6]

[17:42:29] futureK: rKm/ drb

[17:42:30] futureK: FRenj

[17:42:37] pheonix561: !!!!!

[17:42:42] Whorey: #!%*%@^%^

[17:42:42] Whorey: #!%*%@^%^

[17:42:44] futureK: kxcfl n'fz

[17:42:46] Kazoozle: DRAMATIC

[17:42:54] futureK: OMFG!1!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!~!!!!!

[17:42:54] spirittracksgirl: ...

[17:42:56] lostwoodswarrior: .o

[17:42:58] pheonix561: NO!

[17:43:00] pheonix561: RUN!

[17:43:13] Kazoozle: if this was a movie

[17:43:15] Kazoozle: i would watch it

[17:43:19] daogamer: whadddu puppy....

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[17:43:33] pheonix561: no!

[17:43:34] pheonix561: dammit!

[17:43:37] pheonix561: not again!

[17:43:39] pheonix561: kaffles!

[17:43:40] daogamer: uuh what just happen?

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[17:43:44] lostwoodswarrior: o shit

[17:43:46] spirittracksgirl: .....

[17:43:47] Kazoozle claps

[17:43:49] Kazoozle: BRAVO

[17:43:50] Kazoozle: ENCORE

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[17:43:55] Midna: [Tappy] You just lost the game.

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[17:44:34] pheonix561: kaffles!

[17:44:36] pheonix561: whats going on!

[17:44:45] futureK: this aint kaffles

[17:44:50] Double45: :OOOooooo

[17:44:50] pheonix561: ?

[17:45:07] futureK: I am a being not from this planet. what is a kaffles?

[17:45:21] pheonix561: okay look

[17:45:25] pheonix561: kaffles are really important, see

[17:45:32] pheonix561: when you find one, you have to treat it with great care

[17:45:39] futureK: heheh this is Fraganda'

[17:45:39] pheonix561: anyone that tries to bring harm to kaffles

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[17:45:45] pheonix561: should be anneihalted

[17:45:57] pheonix561: or however you spell it

[17:46:15] futureK: this is Fraggy

[17:46:19] pheonix561: fraggy?

[17:46:52] pheonix561: ...

[17:46:55] pheonix561: whats a fraggy?

[17:47:03] futureK: or as you know *TheWaiter*

[17:47:03] futureK: I took care of kaffles now

[17:47:03] futureK: she is gone

[17:47:03] futureK: dead

[17:47:05] futureK: ME

[17:47:08] futureK: THATS MY NAME

[17:47:15] pheonix561: puppy

[17:47:24] pheonix561: YOU BASTARD!!!!

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[17:47:36] futureK: Blame the Derachinds.

[17:47:42] Double45: lol @ LWW

[17:47:43] pheonix561: the who?

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[17:48:18] pheonix561: whats a derachind?

[17:48:19] futureK: the beings from the different planet.

[17:48:26] futureK: THEY ARE GODS!

[17:48:29] Whorey:

[17:48:33] futureK: I WORSHIP THEM!

[17:48:34] Double45:

[17:48:37] Whorey: marmalade

[17:48:38] pheonix561: what do they have to do with destroying the world?

[17:48:42] Double45: marmalade

[17:48:52] Fierce_Muffin: Pheonix

[17:48:55] Fierce_Muffin: What are you doing here?

[17:48:56] futureK: I help them.... slowly.... destroy the world

[17:49:00] futureK: painfully....

[17:49:04] futureK: they want revenge

[17:49:10] pheonix561: futurek!

[17:49:13] pheonix561: i mean

[17:49:18] pheonix561: The Waiter!

[17:49:21] pheonix561: I will stop you!

[17:49:23] futureK: and they will bring me to their world... AND MAKE ME A GOD!!!!"

[17:49:26] pheonix561: I will stop you and the derachinds!

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[17:49:37] Double45: they're just using him

[17:49:40] Double45: amirite

[17:49:49] pheonix561: hell if I know

[17:49:54] Double45: lol

[17:49:55] futureK: you can't stop them... THEY ARE GODS!!!!! THEY ARE DESTRoYING THIS WORLD AS YOU SPEAK!!!!

[17:50:05] pheonix561: you forget one thing, dear waiter

[17:50:07] pheonix561: I'm in the past

[17:50:08] SexxyBoiLink: I love STG!!! <3 -blushes- ...

[17:50:11] pheonix561: none of this is happening yet

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[17:50:16] Whorey: i wish they didn't have to go :'(

[17:50:30] pheonix561: ...

[17:50:43] Double45: well

[17:50:45] Double45: that was

[17:50:48] Double45: exciting

[17:50:48] pheonix561: Double45

[17:50:51] pheonix561: if you see my brother

[17:50:53] pheonix561: tell him for me

[17:50:56] pheonix561: "Sorry"

[17:51:07] pheonix561: "Ben's got a galaxy to save."

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Those of you of the TL;DR persuasion, I strongly urge you to finish the log.

SHIT.

JUST.

GOT.

REAL.

[A Hylian Human 0]

tl;dr

[Rika Code 29]

Amazing and true at the same time

AND YOU URGED kaffles TO SAY YES

[Max 10]

Blame the Derachnids.

Btw this is incredible.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

I wasn't in there anywhere. Not important enough to read.

[Double45 164]

lol. this must have been happening all day, well atleast and hour or two before i woke up

I kept looking for my name and saw it when i first joined in like mid post

[Sahaqiel 1232]

You watched the last episode?

Without me?

[Kaffles 17]

no, dicks.

if you got to the end you would have seen

that no episodes were watched

[Ops 2]

[17:06:25] futureK: ok... in 2 years, you and kaffles go to NYC to go vist the waiter... For some reason I fell mad in love with him...

2012, folks.

[Ganny 285]

So

suspenseful

[pheonix561 2080]

I wasn't in there anywhere. Not important enough to read.

[17:48:42] Double45: marmalade

[17:48:52] Fierce_Muffin: Pheonix

[17:48:55] Fierce_Muffin: What are you doing here?

[Ops 2]

>Pose as a team