Wassupman's Insane Journey of Randomness

[The Minish Link 1]

Prolouge: PARODIE RATING: F For "Fiction"

When I Ways young, I used ot play a lot of Pokemon. For ten to 11 and a half (Or was it Three Quarters?) Of my life I wasted my time playing that stupid game that no one else my age played.

That's when I First got my hand on SoulCalibur Two for the Gamecube. I Remember it as clear as a Bell....

Wassupman: "Oh, Wow, a Zubat!!!!!!!!! Let's Catch it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Just then I Heard a Voice:

God: Wassuuuupmaaaannnn....

Wassupman: Oh my gosh! Is this God?! Am I Dead?!

God: No, I have coem to tell you you have wasted your life PLAYING POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Wassupman: *Gasp* REALLY?

God: Yes.

Wassupman: THEN WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

God: Play this...

*Hands Wassupman Soulcalibur Two*

Wassupman: SOULCALIBUR TWO??????????!!!!!!!!!!11

God: Just play it....

And that's when I opened up to the World of Zelda...

Wassupman: Choose your Character.....LINK!!!!!!!!!1

I Fought all the Way up to INFERNO. EVEN BEATING HIM WAS A CINCH!!!!!!!!!!!

So from that days on, I Turned my back on Ash, Pickachu, and all those Bozos...

Little did I Know that It'd Come back to haunt me.....

NOTE: THIS IS PURE FICTION!!!!!!!! DO NOT EXPECT MUCH OF IT TO BE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCEPT THE PART ABOUT ME GETTING SOULCALIBUR TWO. THOUGH I DIDN'T GET IT FROM GOD, I STILL HAVE IT TO THIS DAY

So how do you guys like it so far?

[Goron Merchant 1]

You didn't discover Zelda 'Til Soul Calibur?!?!

[The Minish Link 1]

You didn't discover Zelda 'Til Soul Calibur?!?!

Nzh, I had WW at the time, But I never actaully played it much until Soulcalibur 2. On a further note, NP Rated it on of the GREATEST GAMES OF ALL TIME!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!

[Relean 1]

God: Wassuuuupmaaaannnn....

Wassupman: Oh my gosh! Is this God?! Am I Dead?!

God: No, I have coem to tell you you have wasted your life PLAYING POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Wassupman: *Gasp* REALLY?

God: Yes.

Wassupman: THEN WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

God: Play this...

*Hands Wassupman Soulcalibur Two*

OMGWTFBBQ HAX!!111ONE!11@

Lol, it's kind of funny. I'm looking forward for part 2.

[The Minish Link 1]

OMGWTFBBQ HAX!!111ONE!11@

Lol, it's kind of funny. I'm looking forward for part 2.

Chapter one

"Blip, Bloop, Bleep!"

GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Wassupman: Oh well, that's enough Soulcalibur two for one day.

DING DONG!!!!!!!!!

Wassupman: COMING!!!!!!!!!!!

*Opens Door*

Pokemon: WASSSSUUUUPPPMAAAANNNN......

Wassupman: "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pickachu: "Yes, be afraid, be very afraid!"

Wassupman: "What od you want?!"

Pickachu: We've come to give you one last chance to trun back to the POKEMON SIDE!!!!!!!!!!

Wassupman: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pickachu: Then face the Consequences!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly out of nowhere, came Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: Yo, Wassupman, take the Kokiri Sword!!!!!!!

Wassupman: You serious? I mean, CAN'T YOU FIGHT BESIDE ME?!!!!!!!!!1

Link: Nah, Zelda's in trouble, Ganon's trying to smite everyone, you know, the usual stuff.

Wassupman: Ah.

Link: NOW TAKE THIS SWORD, AND FOLLOW IN MY FOOTSTEPS!!!!!!!!!

Wassupman: YES SIR!!!!!!!!

*Kicks all the little Poke - Freaks Butts*

Wassupman: Wow, that was easy.

Pickachu: I'll be back! Mark my words!

Wassupman: Ok.

*Starts jotting down Pickachu's Sentence*

Wassupman: Um, what was that last part again?

Pickachu: *Sighs* No, you idiot, I mean I'm goign to get REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wassupman: Oh.

TO BE CONTINUED......

How do you like it?

[Torch74 0]

CORNY!! but pretty sweet tho...

[Goron Merchant 1]

Beautiful. . .

[The Minish Link 1]

Beautiful. . .

A little more Feed Back before Chap. 3.....and then I shall reveal to you all....

Mugen. *Mysterioous music*

What is mugen? When you'll just have to wait 'til after chap. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ganny 285]

Not the most random thing I've ever read.......but still a bit random. Good job- I hope it doesn't bite you in the butt when you're looking for a job and you don't write the right things on your resume!!!

[Goron Merchant 1]

Yes, I hope 3 is even more random!!

[The Minish Link 1]

Yes, I hope 3 is even more random!!

Chapter 2: "Darht Parogie"

In the Desert of "I need to pee" There lived a Red - Eye named Yogurt, who ahd Count Choculitis, which you get from being bitten by Count Chocula. I went to him to learn the Ways of the Chores. These chores ivolved playing WarioWare: Smooth Moves for 72 Srtaight Hours. But there, he had been eaten....BY DARTH TATER!!!!!!!!! (DUN DUN DUNNNNN.....)

I in turn ate him, but I got an extreme stomach ake, and died. Thankfully I had my trusty Fairy. Unfortunatly, that fairy was Navi, who got eaten by the Wolf from Okami. "Hey! That was my last Fairy!" I said.

I Soon found out that that Wolf had hooked up with Wolf Link (no not the member) From LoZ: TP! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!! I went to play TP, and yelled at Link. "WHY?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly, a message appeared on the screen saying: "Woot! Lol."

"WTF?" I said. Dazed and confused, I collapsed on the Floor Unconscious.....

To be Continued.....

[Relean 1]

The randomness is increasing.

Keep it up!

[Goron Merchant 1]

AMAZING!!!!

[Ganny 285]

It is increasing, I'll give you that. Hows about the next chapter features a guy named Alfred with hands that are too big for his wrists and who has a terrible grudge against Santa Claus!!!

[The Minish Link 1]

It is increasing, I'll give you that. Hows about the next chapter features a guy named Alfred with hands that are too big for his wrists and who has a terrible grudge against Santa Claus!!!

Um...Not quite. *Spoiler Alert* Chapt. 3 may not be as random as you might want it to be. Consider yourself warned.

[spoiler/]

Chapter 3:

Wassupman vs. Mugen Link

I Awoke in a familiar place. "Hm, where have I seen thsi before?" I asked myself. Then it hit me. I was in the P.C. Fighting game mugen! And there was...Link!

"Round one! Fight!"

Link used his spin attack. I slashed at him, and pulled off my special: The kame - hame - ha, which killed Link.

"Round two! Fight!"

The same happened. Link Spin attacked me, I slashed at him, and killed him with the Kame - hame - ha.

The End....For now.

Yes, it sucks, I know.

I Will now take suggestions for this until I get enough background to make a possible chapter 4.

Such suggestions could be:

1. If you want to be in it. If this is so, pm me with your idea for chapter four, how random It could be, and any others things about you being in it.

and then:

2. Anything else that doesn't relate to being in it.

TRY to make them appropriate.