Twenty Words to Terrific

[pheonix561 2080]

I know I'm not the only one here who religiously visits mspaint adventures. Home of the critically acclaimed Homestuck and Problem Sleuth, This website has been the source of both of my avatars over time (Spades slick and Problem Sleuth from Homestuck and the adventure of the same name, respectively).

But that has nothing to do with anything. See, he's selling published versions of Problem sleuth in book format. Picture book format, specifically. Think Calvin and Hobbes books. Like that. There's two books up for sale right now, one is a compilation of chapters 1-5 and the other is 6-9. Thing is though, apparently if you pre order the second book, you can send him an email with twenty words describing what you want him to draw for you on the inside cover. However, if you write more than twenty words he's just going to draw whatever he wants.

If you want a couple examples of pictures his stuff, here's a few:

Problem Sleuth:

Spoilered because its some pretty epic final problem sleuth shit. Sahaqiel stay the hell away from this.

PS: LV. 99 SLEUTH DIPLOMACY -> PAX PROBLISCUM

In a last ditch effort to salvage diplomatic proceedings, you invoke the ultimate resolution in your formal attache of plenipotentiary clauses, motioning for bilateral demilitarization and cessation of hostilities for the mutual advancement and prolonged commitment to the furtherance of harmonious relations among sovereign parties.

Next.

PEACE BE WITH YOU.

Homestuck:

Examine room.

Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.

What will you do?

(More epic spoiler shit)

Guys. Help me think of something that I can write in twenty words. As it stands I can only think of naming friends and sending pictures of them, giant mech fights, and zombie hunting. I am totally doing this.

[pheonix561 2080]

GUYS I NEED HELP PLEASE

[pheonix561 2080]

All of you are dicks.

[Teto 2609]

made you look

[pheonix561 2080]

oh you bugger

[Linox 28]

Well Pheo, what do you want him to draw? I don't know how much help I can give you here.

[pheonix561 2080]

I can't think of anything specific. I was hoping people would just try to write twenty word sentences.

[Max 10]

A penis.