School's closed.

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

What would be the funniest reason for a school to close?

[pheonix561 2080]

Logiqualitative quandry.

[Linox 28]

Too much advanced sex education, everywhere.

[Ammonsa 308]

Snow.

[eyeoftruth 2]

a terrorist attack

[Teto 2609]

4chan hackers lol gmp

[Grandmaster Phoenix 26]

I was thinking a small meteor.

[Teto 2609]

pebble invasion

[Teto 2609]

also

???

[Teto 2609]

I don't pay attention to you so

[Hiro Protagonist 0]

Definitely extreme potato missiles bombarding the school.

[Kimmy 0]

A snow day, because everyone is afraid of a predicted storm...

But the storm never comes.

A snowless snow day.

I've had one.

[Jareddude 62]

^ Same with us.

[Marquis 9]

They found a dead bird on the premises.