The Emotron

[Teto 2609]

"unintelligible lyrics. Crap music. Some clown drinking Yoo Hoo till he pukes. And here I thought there was no more quality entertainment in the world."

"CANCER IS A DISEASE, I DON'T WANNA HAVE IT. ALL THE KIDS SMOKE CIGARETTES, I DON'T WANNA HAVE IT."

"I've Been Cheatin’, Ive Been Drinking, I've Been Smoking the Weed

I’ve Been a Lyin’, I’m a Dying, But I’m Learning to Read

Yeah Don’t Tell Me Im Wrong, When I puppy You Without a Condom On

I’m a Sinnin, I’m a Grinnin, Smoking 3 Packs a Day

I’ve been Denying Your Calls I Don’t Know What To Say

So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I Go On Tour With The Emotron

And I’m 13 Shots Away From Having a Better Day

When I Ain’t Got No Money To Spend

On a Girl that Calls Me Her Boyfriend

I’ve Been Shittin on the Camera on the Internet

I’ve Been Selling Myself to the Gay Men that I Met

Yeah Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong For Being a Whore When all the Money’s Gone

I’ve Been Eating From the Garbage, I’ve Been Living For Free

I’ve Been puppyin Your Girlfriend While She’s puppyin Asleep

So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong For Covering a Soul Asylum Song

And I’m 13 Shots Away From Having a Better Day

When I Ain’t Got No Money To Spend

On a Girl that Calls Me Her Boyfriend

Well I Lied When I Said I Wouldn’t Cum In Your Mouth

Yeah that’s the Way We Do it in the Dirty South

So Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I puppy You Without a Condom On

Don’t Tell Me I’m Wrong When I puppy You Without a Condom On"

[pheonix561 2080]

I thought they were wonderful. Who are these guys? (Looking for a more in depth answer than the Emotron, just might google it myself!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhj7fkiFcuU

Okay so I did and I love them

[Teto 2609]

It's a one guy thing, not a band.

Also I think it's great too. It's just too funny.

Wikipedia, go

The Emotron (b. Jason Kyle Knight) is a one-man musical group influenced by Atom and his Package and GG Allin. He performs original material in a karaoke-esque style, using a Yamaha QY700 sequencer among other instruments.

The Emotron has played with bands including Superdrag, The Fest, Mose Giganticus, Afroman, Ghost Mice, The Low Budgets, Big D and The Kids Table, Bomb the Music Industry, Dan Deacon, Foxy Shazam, The Show is the Rainbow, Yip Yip, Conestyle, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, Genghis Tron, Captured by Robots, Grand Buffet and The Fad.

He captivates his audience with outlandish behavior, improvised lyrics, and scantily clad attire.

what a weirdo

[Fantasy Panda Dreaming 0]

Oh my god this guy is amazing

[Teto 2609]

Also pheo that is the best video I've ever seen

[pheonix561 2080]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZToCdOr6by8&feature=related

I like how they just blatantly stage these things but they're so great all the same

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSaTRDXWtZs&NR=1

WHO IS THIS MAN

[Teto 2609]

"I saw this dude live once. He lit his dick on fire. Enough said."

[pheonix561 2080]

Man I'm just trying to figure out how old he is