Retro Techniques Used to Cause Natural Disasters with Only the English Language

[Sahaqiel 1232]

* snowplowman ([email protected]) has joined #zelda

<snowplowman> ha... nah

<snowplowman> snow plow

<snowplowman> man im chillin eatin cashews

<snowplowman> neva met a dude go by the name a matthew

<snowplowman> i go stupid or wat have u

<snowplowman> but im sav

<snowplowman> got alotta pride in ur girl but she lookin like shamu

<snowplowman> damn u dumb

<snowplowman> bunch a jokes

<snowplowman> haha

<Double> imagine dreezy

<Double> if his raps sucked

<&Cirt> YOU JUST READ MY FREAKING MIND

<&Sahaqiel> snowplowman, your rhymes are weak,

<&Sahaqiel> it's like you ain't ever heard of rhythm or beat

<&Sahaqiel> go ahead and try

<&Sahaqiel> you can't beat me

<&Sahaqiel> my name is MATT

<&Sahaqiel> you've unleashed DA BEAST

<%Cascade> the apocalypse wolf

<%Cascade> within him

<snowplowman> yo u got bars? lets c u beat the snow plow man son

<snowplowman> if u listen to drake u a straight homo

<snowplowman> young money wack son

<%Cascade> straight homo

<&Sahaqiel> Young money is a name that makes you sound lame,

<&Sahaqiel> There ain't no way you're gonna' get fame

<&Sahaqiel> if all you do is suck and sound like a bad game

<&Sahaqiel> gettin' yo' panties in a bunch

<&Sahaqiel> 'cause you keep gettin' played

<snowplowman> BITCH

<snowplowman> im lame? nah i cant b tamed R.I.P da homie rick james

<snowplowman> im goin ham on these fools they like the cavemen no tools

<snowplowman> none u kno shit bout music.. go listen to drowning pool

<snowplowman> like andre im ice cool

<snowplowman> im the mexican u just the mules

<&Sahaqiel> Snowplowman, you got your P upside down

<&Sahaqiel> You should be Snow-blows,-man, if you come in our town

<&Sahaqiel> And speak of bad rhymes and provoke our chat

<&Sahaqiel> You can't even get near me, you don't know where it's at,

<&Sahaqiel> So before you act hard and start eatin' yo' ham

<&Sahaqiel> Remember where you are

<&Sahaqiel> and remember who I am.

<&Sahaqiel> Word.

<snowplowman> sahaquiel? i make his girl squeal

<snowplowman> like a damn pig

<snowplowman> i do a jig

<snowplowman> all on his mama's face

<snowplowman> freestyle wit the snow plow.. pick a time and a place

<snowplowman> u bitches need mace

<snowplowman> cuz u cant duke wit the snow plow man

<&Sahaqiel> Snowplowman, I'm about to melt you,

<&Sahaqiel> 'Bout to take your crappy snowman's hat and broom too

<snowplowman> haha

<&Sahaqiel> Frosty ain't here, he's dead in the summer

<&Sahaqiel> But pick any season in the year and your raps still get dumber

<snowplowman> the snow plow man dont rock a snow man hat

<snowplowman> im rockin the San Fran giants hat

<snowplowman> wen im up at bat

<snowplowman> hatin on the plow?

<snowplowman> get smacked

<snowplowman> like a beezy

<Double> i miss dreezy

<Double> he rhymed like it was easy

<&Sahaqiel> Yo Snowplowman, I stopped paying attention

<&Sahaqiel> I had ice cream and root beer to be gettin'

<&Sahaqiel> 'Cause I float like a bee, and you still can't beat me

<&Sahaqiel> Your rhymes are STILL weak

<&Sahaqiel> You're like a fish in a sea

<&Sahaqiel> One in a million, and one of a million

<&Sahaqiel> My raps get more money than yours, by like a billion

<&Sahaqiel> You keep interrupting, sit down and start chillin',

<&Sahaqiel> 'Cause you entered my town, and you are the villain.

<snowplowman> sahaquiel no way u beatin the plow

<snowplowman> my rhymes up and down like Jones & Dow

<snowplowman> ya mom's a sow

<snowplowman> that mean she a damn pig

<snowplowman> i grab a bottle a rum take a fat swig

<snowplowman> then i go hyphy..

<snowplowman> ya sista like me

<snowplowman> like jesus christ he..

<snowplowman> shittin on sahaquiel

<&Sahaqiel> You keep spelling my name wrong, go look it up

<&Sahaqiel> before you talk about poop and keep acting tough

<&Sahaqiel> It's like you can't see what I see,

<&Sahaqiel> You can't keep up or contend with me

<&Sahaqiel> It's like you're stunted like a stump that gets punted

<&Sahaqiel> By the things that I spit through my mouth and my teeth

<&Sahaqiel> Your plow's broken down, school's been cancelled

<snowplowman> sahaqiel.. wats ya deal? u trynna up the plow but ya rhymes slip like a damn banana peel

<snowplowman> snow plow too real

<snowplowman> for u lames

<snowplowman> double who better me or sahaqiel tho..?

<snowplowman> u kno its snow plow

<snowplowman> he know how

<snowplowman> to make sahaqiel's girl go down

<Double> neither one of you are very good to me

<snowplowman> hit these fools wit tha goron pound

<&Sahaqiel> what a dick, double

<snowplowman> OOHHH

<&Sahaqiel> I am clearly winning.

<&Sahaqiel> snowplowman, you keep getting schooled,

<&Sahaqiel> when you keep messing with the fire, there's no way you'll get cool

<&Sahaqiel> 'Cause my tracks are hotter than the sun,

<&Sahaqiel> I'll roast your whole possie of fools

<&Sahaqiel> You keep talking 'bout women

<&Sahaqiel> like you ain't got none

<&Sahaqiel> So before you act tough, and start to run up,

<&Sahaqiel> Don't provoke me or you will get showed up.

<Double> rhyming up with up (

<&Sahaqiel> your face double

<&Sahaqiel> he rhymed hat with hat

<&Sahaqiel> so shut up <

<snowplowman> double kno i got u sahaqiel

<snowplowman> wat r u hindu? ya less intimidatin then a damn shi tzu

<snowplowman> dog

<snowplowman> representin the city a fog

<snowplowman> its snow PLOW!

<Double> dog and fog dont rhyme

<snowplowman> yeah they do dude if ya gotta say it out loud

<snowplowman> yo sahaqiel u quit?

<Double> anyway Dog and Fog just dont rhyme

<&Sahaqiel> Oh

<&Sahaqiel> lol

<Double> you're rapping so bad it has to be a crime

<&Sahaqiel> I'm copypasting this conversation

<&Sahaqiel> snowplowman, you got a thing with weather?

<&Sahaqiel> 'Cause I'm raining on your parade and it ain't gettin' better

<&Sahaqiel> I'm still raining on your day and you keep getting wetter

<&Sahaqiel> It's like, your cereal is now soggy and you can't even love it

<&Sahaqiel> The taste is all gone and your bowl is now forfeit

<snowplowman> snow plow aint got a day.. i hustle hard September thru May

<snowplowman> sahaqiel is gay

<&Cirt> lol good rhyme

<%Ganondorf333> I don't mean to be a preacher

<%Ganondorf333> but you really need a teacher

<%Ganondorf333> ;

<%Ganondorf333> here it is

<&Sahaqiel> You keep interrupting, I was talking about your cereal

<&Sahaqiel> and how your meal is just gone, it's almost surreal

<&Sahaqiel> Like a Picasso work that beat you, I'm painting rhymes that will conceal you

<snowplowman> snow plow dont eat cereal i eat sahaqiel

<snowplowman> i aint gettin concealed im playin letz make a deal

<snowplowman> wit that bald dude

<snowplowman> snow plow get kinda rude

<snowplowman> wit tha hoes...

<snowplowman> sahaqiel lookin like last name Dirt first name Joe

<snowplowman> oh

<snowplowman> u kno

<snowplowman> snow plow got his own swag

<snowplowman> im a rock star mick Jag

<snowplowman> ya grand moms a hag

<snowplowman> im the snow plow so i play a bit a freeze tag

<snowplowman> wit ya moms

<snowplowman> u damn uncle tom

<snowplowman> im more like harriet tubman u the ugly swan

<snowplowman> from that book or watever

<&Sahaqiel> WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

<&Sahaqiel> you're not even trying anymore (

<snowplowman> ahaha

<%Ganondorf333> Alright guys

<snowplowman> rockin turtle neck sweaters

<snowplowman> like back in the day

<%Ganondorf333> If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were done quicly if the assassination

<%Ganondorf333> Coult trammel up the consequence, and catch

<%Cascade> carrr

<%Ganondorf333> With his surcease success; that but this blow

<%Ganondorf333> Might be the be-all and the end-all here,

<%Ganondorf333> But here, upon this bank and shoal of time,

<%Ganondorf333> We'ld jump the life to come. But in these cases

<%Ganondorf333> We still have judgment here; that we but teach

<%Ganondorf333> Bloody instructions, which, being taught, return

<%Ganondorf333> To plague the inventor this even-handed justice

<%Ganondorf333> Commends the ingredients of our poison'd chalice

<%Ganondorf333> To our own lips. He's here in double trustl

<%Ganondorf333> First, as I am his kinsman and his subject,

<%Ganondorf333> Strong both against the deed; then, as his host

<%Ganondorf333> Who should against his murderer shut the door,

<%Ganondorf333> Not bear the knife myself. Besides, this Duncan

<%Ganondorf333> Hath borne his faculties so meek, hath been

<%Ganondorf333> So clear in his great office, that his virtues

<%Ganondorf333> Will plead like angels, trumpet-tongued, against

<%Ganondorf333> The deep damnation of his taking-off;

<%Ganondorf333> And pity, like a naked new-born babe,

<%Ganondorf333> Striding the blast, or heaven's cherubim, horsed

<%Ganondorf333> Upon the sightless couriers of the air

<%Ganondorf333> Shall blow the horrid deed in every eye,

<%Ganondorf333> That tears shall drown the wind. I have no spur

<%Ganondorf333> To prick the sides of my intent, but only

<%Ganondorf333> Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself

<%Ganondorf333> AND FALLS ON THE OTHER

<%Ganondorf333> HOO-OOHHH

<snowplowman> Ganondorf333 think he edgar allan poe or sum shit

<snowplowman> yo Ganondorf333 snow plow bout to smoke u like a newport

<snowplowman> neva show up in court

<snowplowman> then i extort

<snowplowman> ya whole family

<snowplowman> sahaqiel gettin mad at me

<snowplowman> cuz im like tiger woods on the tee

<snowplowman> oooh i think they like me

<snowplowman> like dem franchize boyz i stay fresh in a white tee

<snowplowman> look at u trynna use big ass words.. snow plow only bout them verbs

<snowplowman> cuz im in motion

<snowplowman> do tha locamotion

<Double> gonna need some lotion

<snowplowman> like its tha 's

<Double> for my hand

<&Sahaqiel> Ganny's out of steam, so I'll pick up the pace,

<&Sahaqiel> I'm back and I'm black, and you're about to get aced

<&Sahaqiel> You keep throwing down lyrics like you're every rapper alive

<&Sahaqiel> While my lyrics are sweet, unique, and jivin' the hive

<&Sahaqiel> Your lyrics ran out and you're takin' nosedives

<snowplowman> like im every rapper alive? wat in the hell is that supposed to mean..

<&Sahaqiel> The altimeter's dropping like bombs out your mouth

<&Sahaqiel> You keep speakin' rap in manners that are surely uncouth

<&Sahaqiel> I've served you up more than lunch

<&Sahaqiel> Your bananas are in a bunch

<Hylian_> i like TP

<&Sahaqiel> I'm gonna' beat you to the punch

<Double> Both of you were just making up shit

<snowplowman> hylian u just entered a battle ground son

<&Sahaqiel> Double lol

<&Sahaqiel> You don't even like music

<Double> the rhymes were so bad and not getting better

<Double> my rapping so cold you're going to need a sweater

<Double> uh

<snowplowman> double stealin my bars

<snowplowman> i already spit about a sweater

<Hylian_> how do I join the rap battle

<Hylian_> /join rap battle?

<snowplowman> u dont hylian

<snowplowman> cuz snow plow will fuck u up

<&Sahaqiel> It's a free-for-all man, this place is a battlefield,

<&Sahaqiel> Love's blooming in more hands than a whole chat room can wield

<Hylian_> !

<snowplowman> ok drop some bars

<snowplowman> ...

<Double> (ok saha i have to give you props for that one)

<&Sahaqiel> Double

<&Sahaqiel> You don't even know good rap. (

<&Sahaqiel> gosh

<snowplowman> sahaqiel u cant talk about "good rap" u listen to drake nd shit u was sayin

<snowplowman> double u must be blind then

<+Ice> Yo, you wanna know rap? This ain't crap, you lookin' in the tree, because I don't know what you wanna see, listen here Double, all you cause is trouble, I don't think you wanna mess with the Ice, because, look here dog, I'm so nice, this is why you need to go stay in school

<+Ice> because sir, you definetly ain't cool

<Double> Ice go back

<Double> to wence you came

<Double> pls

<+Ice> You as cool as Slippy from Star Fox and the only job you're gonna get is at Starbucks

<&Cirt> does not rhyme

<%Cascade> ice/double bromance otp

<Double> Fox and Bucks dont rhyme

<Double> what

<+Ice> Your game library is whack, why don't you just go back to the Candy Shack

<%Ganondorf333> You pit of vipers, you white-washed tombs

<%Ganondorf333> I'm recoilin' in disgust at all of these fumes

<%Ganondorf333> from your rhymes, your meter, your awful attempts

<snowplowman> double he more blind than stevie wonder

<%Ganondorf333> No matter which way you slice it, it's all just unkempt

<snowplowman> snow plow runnin in yo house seein wat he can plunder

<snowplowman> ice u aint shit u a damn plumber

<snowplowman> so clean my toilet bowl bitch

<Zeruda-Master> plumber summer

<Zeruda-Master> Where do rabbits work at IHOP

<Zeruda-Master> IHOP

rappin storms

[Ganny 285]

today I became a man

23:57 <snowplowman> i got more bars than any1 in here

23:57 <Ganondorf333> The're also baaaaaaaaaad

23:57 <snowplowman> not even

23:57 <Ganondorf333> Quality vs. quantity; you've gotta admit

23:57 <Ganondorf333> most of your lines are nothing but

23:57 <Ganondorf333> GARBAGE

[Chimetals 344]

points for the arcane slams, ganny, the second was good imo. :>

but seriously, sweet slam poetry, bro.

^realized i had a rhyme >w> i cant work that word magic to save my life. victory to saha and ganny!

[なべ 184]

Dog and fog rhyme, Double.

Now, rhyming mouth and uncouth, that's just plain wrong.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

You're just wrong.

dick

[Ganny 285]

It's Emily Dickinson all up in there

Mouth and uncouth are a slant rhyming pair

They're also, it seems, a rhyme of the eye

(pretty much anything rhymes if you try)

[T1g 1503]

<%Ganondorf333> You pit of vipers, you white-washed tombs

<%Ganondorf333> I'm recoilin' in disgust at all of these fumes

<%Ganondorf333> from your rhymes, your meter, your awful attempts

<%Ganondorf333> No matter which way you slice it, it's all just unkempt

<Hylian_> i like TP

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Hylian_ was LL lol.

[T1g 1503]

oh lol

did anything else happen after that

did he acknowledge the fact that he was really bad at it

[Sahaqiel 1232]

He said he wasn't being serious.

If you guys used IRC or something you'd know he came back.

Sahaqiel

[pheonix561 2080]

who what the what

"he"

Dreezy?

[Sahaqiel 1232]

snowplowman.

I know you don't read what I post anymore, but gosh.

[pheonix561 2080]

"I know you don't read what I post." Like that whole conversation we had last night about the nature of this post and it's content, I made that all up and went along with what you were saying yeah. Not like I could have possibly misinterpreted your statement as "Dreezy was snowplowman the whole time" or anything.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

1. Sahaqiel was also rapping

2. Black people rap

3. snowplowman was black

4. Sahaqiel is dreezy