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You would never dare defile one of your posters!

Maybe you left it somewhere else in the house...

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Oh, right. Its in a bubble above your head.

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Oh, right.

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Using your RAW BRAIN POWER, you pull the hammer from your mind. 

Only someone who embodies an aspiring Thor could pull off such an accomplishment.

Sometimes you amaze yourself with just how magnificent you are.

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But now you possess the same weapon as your hero.

You are your hero.

If your father were alive to see this, you're certain he'd be proud of this display of glory.

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What will you do now that you have your hammer?

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fly out the window

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Break your computer

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kill giants. because thor is the last and only line of defense that keeps the giants from invading asgard

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Examine the mysterious smiling computer.

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sorry for the inactivity, i've been busy the past few days, but I'll be up and posting again tomorrow night

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You examine your computer.

You've got a hunch that this is the source of your troubles.

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You are so on your game today.

Nothing can stop you now.

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It's time for you to get on with your life.

You have bigger fish to fry- er, bigger giants to slay.

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Geronimo!

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Now if you were a giant, where would you be?

It is your sworn duty as an Asgardian to slay all giants.

You feel a long search is coming.

A search that will take you on an arduous journey full of grit and exhaustion.

You know not when you will return or where it will take you, but you know that it will-

Well puppy you sideways, there's a giant across the street.

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Your name is RICHARD P. JOHNSON.

You are just an average dude. Well, you're a bit tall but you've never been bullied for it. Your hobbies include CROSS COUNTRY RUNNING, and of course EXTREME PING PONG. You live with your mother but try to be out of the house. In fact, you were on your way to a friend's house for a nice relaxing game of BROADWAY PUPPY BALL.

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However, you have the sinking suspicion that your day is about to go terribly wrong.

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Your name is JOHN FLAX and you're probably gonna go to prison for this one.

What will you do now?

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Call the police and report a suicide

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OOOOOOH THATS DIRTY

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Use a wedding dress as a clever disguise! It worked for Thor in Thrymskivda!

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T1G, that's too obvious. Thrymskivda is overused

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Your right. We need to look into other folk tales about Thor. Like how he is responsible for tides because if a drinking contest

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