The Corrupted Wish Game!

[IAmVaati 0]

Wish granted, but a couple of scientists accidentally erase everyone's memories, then, in trying to give them back to people, accidentally mix up pi for e. Thus, the real e becomes accursed and everyone becomes loyal to the real pi.

I wish that people didn't totally diss WW because of the graphics.

[Umbreon 0]

Wish granted, but I think you mean World War so we go to WWIII.

I wish that all my fangirlisms were real and loved me back.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

No.

I wish a certain number. What is this number? Nothing can hurt me for whatever number it is, I will like it.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

Wish granted, but the number is on a ticket, and the number is so long that it takes up the world's supply of trees to be able to print the number on, and it crushes you and kills everyone.

I wish for a .5 liter unopened plastic bottle of pure water, that is chilled to 32 degrees Fahrenheit. This bottle should be no different from the generic bottles of water you find at a general store.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

No.

I wish for everything but nothing.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

No.

You're playing this game wrong.

Wish granted, Figurehead, but then everyone is angry and worldwide chaos ensues.

I wish for a .5 liter unopened plastic bottle of pure water, that is chilled to 32 degrees Fahrenheit. This bottle should be no different from the generic bottles of water you find at a general store.

[Umbreon 0]

Wish granted, but someone else drinks it before you.

I wish that all my fangirlisms were real and loved me back.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Wish granted, but love hurts so they kill you.

I wish that cel-shaded graphics never existed.

[Umbreon 0]

Wish granted but then I kill you cause Cel-shading makes making RPCs easer for me.

I wish... For something to do.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Okay.

I wish for Pokemon.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Wish granted, but they were all rabid, and kill you.

I wish that it was raining steaks.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

It's actually raining stakes.

I wish for the Large Hadron Collider to work faster to end the world.

[Sahaqiel 1232]

I wish Sahaqiel would stop trying with that one not-funny water bottle request.

So it's a bad thing to be thirsty? Muffin won't play the game right, so I repeated the question. What made you think I was trying to be funny?

And wish granted, but they rush the production of it, and the entire thing malfunctions, causing just your house to be destroyed.

I wish I did my homework earlier.

[Fierce Muffin 490]

Wish granted, you do it now.

I wish for a puppy.

[Young Link Addict 67]

Wish granted, but it doesn't like Lolruss', it bites you, and causes inturnal bleeding.

I wish people would play this game correctly.